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So I discovered mere minutes ago that my tv remote can control the tv in the lounge room. They're both the same brand and I can sort of just see the lounge room from my bed and so anyway I was turning off my tv just before and nothing happened but THEN I HEARD NOISE FROM OUT THERE AND NEAR SHAT MYSELF BECAUSE I'M HOME ALONE AT THIS POINT. Then I discovered the truth and got super excited because smurf yeah I am a wizard.
how are you a wizard?
Does playing with my wand make me a wizard? Because, yeah, that.
I can open beer bottle caps without using a bottle opener or a towel to protect my hands.
You cannot believe how much this boy got excited by that... simpletons.
I'm a wizard with the ladies ;)
If "Sunglasses At Night" is playing on the radio in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, under no circumstances will I fail the mission.
Same with me, but "Rains Down in Africa."Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Being more serious, my toes are long and quite dextrous. I use them regularly for everything from picking things up off of the floor to opening doors when my hands are full. That includes using door knobs, not those sissy handles.
I just made a gif transparent
Therefore I am a wizard.
I am a wizard because I went to Hogwarts for seven years and got a degree in wizardology.
Also I can hold mine breath for five minutes
Can you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow's butter-soaked pubes
I am a wizard at finagling free drinks out of people in social alcoholic situations.
it might also be because of my huge rack but that's not important
Apparently I am a wizard at drinking... or at least I was untill I gave up, during my sisters wedding last year I drank copious amounts of White Russians, Ferrari Jacks and several tequila slammers and 5 Jager Bombs and at the end of it I was still completely sober... not even kidding, I honestly think my body cant process alcohol any more.
Also when I used to be able to get drunk I NEVER suffered from a hang over.
I'm a witch doctor. I cure peoples' hiccups, I make other people throw up for no reason by leaving my body and entering theirs.
EasilyQuote:
Originally Posted by SephexCan you do it underwater? It's always harder to hold your breath underwater.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow's butter-soaked pubes
I can hold it for like, a minuted forty-five.
I'm a bad wizard. :(
It's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
oh it's important alright :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I expect a terrible fan fiction to be written about this. Do it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow's butter-soaked pubesIt's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
If you let me help you at your pony thing, then I shallQuote:
Originally Posted by LaddyI expect a terrible fan fiction to be written about this. Do it now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow's butter-soaked pubesIt's okay, not everyone can be a crossbreed between Zack Fair and Hermione Granger.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
I can work Hitler into any conversation.
I can work my penis into most vaginas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Your move.
So... you're a poster on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
His was 100%, yours was not, I feel like he wins still
That's what Hitler would say.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinSo... you're a poster on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
That's what Hitler would say.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow's butter-soaked pubesI can work my penis into most vaginas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Your move.
My god! You ARE a wizard!Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysQuote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinSo... you're a poster on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
That's what Hitler would say.