Ah yes my campaign against the young lad Jiro! How I recall it well.
The boy did all you would expect, editing posts of mine, changing my sig, banning people. But it was all too much, too soon. If you blow your load too early, you won't have any stamina left for round 2. In order to break a man, I set out to wage a controlled, prolonged and deliberate war against him, gradually ramping up the pressure until he snapped.
I exposed the lad to the things he fears and hates the most. I searched his posts for the word "Hate" and away we went! The descent into madness!
Day 1: I turn him into the thing he hates. I renamed him to "HEY LISTEN! CLOSE!" this didn't seem to put him off too much, but I think it confused him slightly. As the day wore on and that was all I did to him, drool began to appear at his mouth. He was confused.
Day 2: I turn him into the thing EoFF hates. I employed a group of local street urchins to abuse and mock Jiro, in exchange for shiny coloured title trinkets. As a man who prides himself on his popularity, no doubt Jiro was hurt and taken aback as the EoFF community seemingly sided with me, valuing wealth over love. I also mentioned a Grand Slam planned for the next day, An End To All Things, as it were. As the day wore on, and more and more insults poured in, Jiro slowly slipped into insanity, and with the threat of Armageddon lying heavy on him, he broke, and collapsed into a corner, gibbering.
Day 3: I turn EoFF into the thing he hates. I never even got to unleash this upon him. Perhaps it is for the best.
Yolk in my omelet!? EWWW! - Page 2
The other other other knots!
I was going to design a forums skin that was covered with photos of anchovies, and played the sound of ripping velcro over and over again. I'd have then locked it to Jiro and set it so that he could not change it. Who knows what madness would have arisen had I enacted the final step in my plans? I pray that we must never find out. I have a feeling it'd be like Albert Einstein and the Manhattan Project - What Hath I Wrought?
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