If you can find words to describe these beautiful gentlemen, discuss.
What have you seen lately that you would consider a magnificent specimen?
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If you can find words to describe these beautiful gentlemen, discuss.
What have you seen lately that you would consider a magnificent specimen?
This. It's called "bootay.jpg".
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Konstantine 7:23-7:27
oh my GOD
GET THAT OUT OF HERE YOU BASTARD
I looked in the mirror this morning.
I got a buddy from high school who is like two years younger than me anyway he grows the best goddamn beards in the world. I just want to cut off his face and wear it around for a while to know what it feels like to grow real facial hair.
What time is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
Duck hunt time.
That bunny on the shelf looks so disappointed in her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
Hey man. That picture is like eight years old. Clearly I am the OG when it comes to ducks.
Oh goodness is that you Sarah? :hahaha:
I intended for this thread to be about beards and boobs and it clearly is going another direction :aimmad:
I think we can accommodate boobs with some help, Sarah. :jokey:
The worst part about it is that I can actually remember when you first posted it. I think I even thought "Damn, that Shorty girl is kind of hot". I was 16 or 17, in my defence.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
You're right. That is the worst part.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's CrotchWhat time is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
Duck hunt time.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-KyKmOptUao...es_zapper3.jpg
Wtf are you wearing, Sarah?
An outfit that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing in front of my mother at the time. You know. Mormons and midriffs.
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE POSTING MAGNIFICENT SPECIMENS
We can't take our eyes off of you.
LOL MORMONS
What Sam said.
I think Sarah is the only magnificent specimen we need.
Apparently >:[
it's like
it's like
a smurfin' train wreck
or like
pictures of the holocaust
you just can't smurfing look away
I can't believe it look me this long to think to post this. Here's some magnificent specimens for rent (the face removed for your pleasure; paper bags are available upon request):
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...-pimp_1800.png
Here's another onehttp://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2.../swimsuit2.jpg
Beards and boobs, huh? Well I got tits covered.
Artsy
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...89045272_n.jpg
Not even the best cleavage shot I have
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...28149077_n.jpg
I demand more Sarah boobs.
I burned my beard a few weeks ago and had to shave it. I'm working on it again. I'll post a "magnificent specimen" sometime this winter.
I'm really enjoying the old picture. Dem jeans! /nostalgia
There will be no more Sarah boobs >:O
Buzz kill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Aww and it was just starting to get exciting :(
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
Just thought it had been a while since someone re-posted Sarah's picture...
Why does it look like you're wearing a wedding ring?
WERE YOU MARRIED SARAH!? IS THAT WHY YOU RAN AWAY FROM MORMONISM!?
Everything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
The funny thing is that it was taken in the mid 00s. :D
I came to this thread to say this exact thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShinyEverything about that picture screams early to mid 90s. Glorious!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution
I'm working on a nice fuzzy beard at the minute. I'll try and remember to post a picture when I get back from work.
My boobs are staying covered up though.
I bet you $20 US dollars that's a purity ring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I've only got $6 US.
I'll take that.
I'll bet you $100 it isn't a velociraptor
How would it be a velociraptor? There are no feathers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack's Crotch
With the face Sarah's making, I wouldn't be surprised if SHE'S a velociraptor.
It was an "I swear to god I'd better have sex before marriage" ring.