Team Hot Pants!

Or short shorts, whatever you want to call them. It's summer time! A really hot summer time! 'Cept for you aussies but lol who cares about your seasons LOL I for one love hot pants. But only on people who should be wearing them. If you look like a walrus in normal clothes, please don't wear hot pants.

I was reminded of this while digging through my old photobucket. Yes, the lekana one. Did you know that our very own Raistlin is a lover of hot pants? You didn't? WELL I will have to show you all how much he does indeed enjoy hotpants.

Click here to see the evidence of his love
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...otpantswes.jpg

That picture has been hidden away from the public for a very long time now and I feel that after like 4 years of it's obscurity, it ought to be shared. Raist likes hotpants! Do you?

Oh baby! I think it just got hotter in here!

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Originally Posted by Freya

If you look like a walrus in normal clothes, please don't wear hot pants.

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You just made yourself an enemy. :colbert:

Walruses are FAT. THEY ARE FATTIES. You would know, YOU ARE ONE.

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Originally Posted by Freya

Walruses are FAT. THEY ARE FATTIES. You would know, YOU ARE ONE.

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You could've just said "I want to slap your rubbery texture like a beluga whale. MOOO! MOOO!" you know.

Wow! That's mean! Super harsh!

I do not see the appeal in them. The shortest shorts I can comfortably wear land right above my knees.

If I were a hot girl I would wear hot pants then get mad at guys that look at me.

I look like Faye Valentine in hot pants

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

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Originally Posted by Freya

Walruses are FAT. THEY ARE FATTIES. You would know, YOU ARE ONE.

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You could've just said "I want to slap your rubbery texture like a beluga whale. MOOO! MOOO!" you know.

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I smurfin' hate you, Paul. So much.



As for short shorts, I do not partake. I do not partake in any shorts, as my legs look terrible in them. Even if it's 100 plus degrees, I still wear jeans. But, most of the time I wear dresses/skirts anyways, so it's kind of a happy compromise.

I get to be cool and look cute, and no one is blinded my ugly legs.

Oh, is it July now? Hm, well I never. Still cloudy and rainy over in England.

smurf. SAKE. :mad2:

They look hot draped on a hot body & terrible draped on a mess. So as long as ur not a mess, wear em. Always. Even Winter.

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Originally Posted by Sephex

If I were a hot girl I would wear hot pants then get mad at guys that look at me.

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"I wear these for myself, you jerk!"

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Originally Posted by Sylvie

I look like Faye Valentine in hot pants

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Prove it :colbert:

Oh, don't ask him to prove it. xD

JOKE'S ON YOU FREYA, TODAY IS PRETTY WARM

I look like complete trout in shorts but I do not give a flying smurf when it's hot. You think my legs are ugly? How ugly are they when they are crushing your skull. PRETTY smurfING UGLY.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I look like complete trout in shorts but I do not give a flying smurf when it's hot. You think my legs are ugly? How ugly are they when they are crushing your skull. PRETTY smurfING UGLY.

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my kind of woman ❤

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I look like complete trout in shorts but I do not give a flying smurf when it's hot. You think my legs are ugly? How ugly are they when they are crushing your skull. PRETTY smurfING UGLY.

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Sonya Blade vs Kano HD - YouTube

foa I love you.

Anyways I don't wear shorts. They bother my autism, and remind me that I hate my legs.

I feel like everyone is ignoring the best part of this thread.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f3...otpantswes.jpg

Raistlin in Hot Pants.

oh baby those rollerskates

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Originally Posted by Freya

I feel like everyone is ignoring the best part of this thread.

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We're trying to unsee the image of Raistlin in smurfing hot pants, that's why!

I miss summer :(

I wore hot pants once

I needed a skin graft afterwards



I'll get my coat.

No.

I block you from retrieving your coat. I become very aggressive and not only do I blockade your path of movement, but I actually seem to merely vibrate all around you that I am so close. It becomes clear to you that you will be staying, and you won't be able to get your coat.

You take the nearest seat, a terrifying awe. Everybody in the entire room seems to be in on the deal. You'd been expecting this for a long time, and everybody has you cornered. You're in a really bad spot and there's no way to leave. There is no exit to the building, chump.

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Originally Posted by Sylvie

No.

I block you from retrieving your coat. I become very aggressive and not only do I blockade your path of movement, but I actually seem to merely vibrate all around you that I am so close. It becomes clear to you that you will be staying, and you won't be able to get your coat.

You take the nearest seat, a terrifying awe. Everybody in the entire room seems to be in on the deal. You'd been expecting this for a long time, and everybody has you cornered. You're in a really bad spot and there's no way to leave. There is no exit to the building, chump.

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Quick question. Are you from another planet and are here observing human behaviors?

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Sylvie

No.

I block you from retrieving your coat. I become very aggressive and not only do I blockade your path of movement, but I actually seem to merely vibrate all around you that I am so close. It becomes clear to you that you will be staying, and you won't be able to get your coat.

You take the nearest seat, a terrifying awe. Everybody in the entire room seems to be in on the deal. You'd been expecting this for a long time, and everybody has you cornered. You're in a really bad spot and there's no way to leave. There is no exit to the building, chump.

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Quick question. Are you from another planet and are here observing human behaviors?

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How could I know