Filthy disgusting Flies

God damn dirty smurfing creatures why do they exist. There is very little that can piss me off as much as filthy god damn buzzing winged flying lumps of scum flies that somehow find their way into your kitchen from a window that is open three floors up in your house. They are vile creatures and I would happily break the planets god damn ecosystem if I could trap every single fly, maggot, larvae whatever other god damn stage of growth the hangin' little trouts go through into a giant incinerator and BURN THEM ALL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN AND OUT OF MY HOUSE ALTOGETHER OR I WILL KILL YOU. NO MERCY, NO REMORSE, I WILL KILL YOU. ALL OF YOU. GOD DAMN IT I HATE FLIES DO YOU HATE FLIES IF YOU DON'T WHY ARE YOU DISGUSTING EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!!

oh also forgot to add in my rage, what other kind of winged demons or any other kind of trout creature on the planet would you destroy without giving it a second thought regardless of ecosystems or chain reactions or you know general damage to environment etcetc.

smurfING SCUM FLIES

It's the worst when you're trying to sleep and you hear the bzzzzz somewhere in your room. smurf, I'm either going to have to jump around for half an hour to kill this bastard or constantly be roused by it's divebombing my ears with it's buzzing.

MOTHS :argh:

WASPS :argh:

STOP smurfING COMING INTO MY HOUSE YOU :bou::bou::bou::bou:S

smurfing hell that reminds me as well those spooty little penis midges or flies or whatever the smurf you want to call them that come into your room in the summer at night when you've got a window open and start dive bombing your monitor/tv because OH MY GOD LIGHT A LIGHT SOURCE I MUST FLY INTO IT ENDLESSLY AND MAYBE SOON I WILL FIND MY WINGED GOD OF ASSHOLERY WHY AM I BOUNCING OFF OF THE LIGHT I DON'T UNDERSTAND I MUST KEEP BOUNCING OFF OF IT UNTIL I FIND MY SAVIOUR

and then they have the nerve to go and spread like three times more blood and filth over the god damn screen than can actually be in their midget bodies when you get fed up of trying to shoo them away and smack them with a paper or something jesus h christ why do these things exist. as if spiders need food anyway :mad2: I AM ANGRY

i like bees but i hate wasps. wasps can die.

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MOTHS :argh:

WASPS :argh:

STOP smurfING COMING INTO MY HOUSE YOU :bou::bou::bou::bou:S

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Also SMURF mosquitos and those Gnats or w/e the heck they are called.

Bite bugs. Go die. :mad2:

I have a rule about bugs in general. If I am outside, that is their territory. I don't mind. The second they fly in my house, it's over. They are dead.

A couple of times a wasp has found its way into my apartment. I beat them to death with my flyswatter while screaming like the T-Rex from Jurassic Park.

I'm surrounded by water so there's a wide variety of nasty bugs around here. When I see a fly I'm like, "oh you're just a fly carry on then."

You know what's worse than flies?


smurfING CENTIPEDES

I don't have a problem with a regular house fly. I trap them and shoo them away.

A horse fly, though, I will chase down to the end of time because one bit me as a kid and it hurt real bad. So I exact my vengeance.

Also blood suckers can smurf right off. Ticks and mosquitoes. And fleas. NO ME MOLESTE, VAGABUNDOS.

I'm generally okay with flies, but I tend to shoo them away if they get near my food. They are also quite annoying with their buzzing around. Especially when you have one flying alone in your room. The buzz gets to you that once it is gone, the buzzing still lingers in your head. ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Mosquitoes are annoying, I try to kill them on sight.

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oh also forgot to add in my rage, what other kind of winged demons or any other kind of trout creature on the planet would you destroy without giving it a second thought regardless of ecosystems or chain reactions or you know general damage to environment etcetc.

smurfING SCUM FLIES

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smurfing hell that reminds me as well those spooty little penis midges or flies or whatever the smurf you want to call them that come into your room in the summer at night when you've got a window open and start dive bombing your monitor/tv because OH MY GOD LIGHT A LIGHT SOURCE I MUST FLY INTO IT ENDLESSLY AND MAYBE SOON I WILL FIND MY WINGED GOD OF ASSHOLERY WHY AM I BOUNCING OFF OF THE LIGHT I DON'T UNDERSTAND I MUST KEEP BOUNCING OFF OF IT UNTIL I FIND MY SAVIOUR

and then they have the nerve to go and spread like three times more blood and filth over the god damn screen than can actually be in their midget bodies when you get fed up of trying to shoo them away and smack them with a paper or something jesus h christ why do these things exist. as if spiders need food anyway :mad2: I AM ANGRY

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

You know what's worse than flies?


smurfING CENTIPEDES

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YES

SLAUGHTER EVERY LAST -PEDE CREATURE OF ANY AND ALL KINDS

WOULD HAPPILY LIVE WITH A GIANT SPIDER ROOMMATE IF IT MEANT CENTIPEDES WERE WIPED OUT

Flies are horrid but fortunately I seem to come across them very rarely in this house :shobon:

Mosquitoes are the worst, then there are some really messed up looking things that come in. They're harmless, but it's like gtfo :mad2:

Also, yesterday I went to open my window for my cat to perch on and there was a large wasp between the two windows. How the smurf did you get there, wasp? Leave or die there, whatever just don't get in my room!

I like flies.

Mosquitoes, ticks, fleas, wasps, and COCKROACHES. THE FLYING COCKROACHES. THE WORST THINGS TO EVER EXIST.

Most bugs are just mild nuisances that I can generally ignore. The exceptions are spiders, wasps, and anything too large or gross looking (like centipedes).

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Most bugs are just mild nuisances that I can generally ignore. The exceptions are spiders, wasps, and anything too large or gross looking (like centipedes).

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I enjoy spiders. And I can deal with large centipedes and the like. Millipedes are pushing it, though. The legs are so... unorganized.

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MOTHS :argh:

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THIS

Also crane flies.

Call me a hypochondriac but I, too, cannot stand flies, to the point that if a fly goes on my food, my food goes straight in the bin.

That's so wasteful and self-weakening.

we get these weird flying ant type things all I know 'em as is "beer flies" cause they love to go for your beer anyway they love your smurfing light sources too and so one christmas eve I was drunk as smurf on the computer and these flies are pissing me off so I go out into the lounge room and holy smurf they are everywhere. So I grab the vacuum right and just start vacuuming these smurfers up, I mean there would've been a couple thousand of them no joke and then they start flying around so I'm swinging the vacuum like a crazy man and mum walks in and is all "wtf you're drunk go to bed" and I'm like "NAH MAN THE BUGS, THEY'RE ON THE PRESENTS" but got sent to bed anyway.

Man, freaking scorpions lately! wth? Never had that problem before now they are EVERYWHERE. It's like the goddamn plague here! Every year it's something. One year it was snakes, last year it was spiders, this year it's scorpions.

Stupid little nats! They are super tiny but all over the place ughhhhhhhh Stupid humidity bringing them out!

Walking into a room and finding a scorpion is the worst smurfing thing ever. Give me flies, horseflies, bees, wasps, spiders. Cockroaches, even. Scorpions scare the trout out of me.

One time I kept bananas out and a whole bunch of fruit flies appeared the next day. Lately we've been getting dookie flies too, because of the pottery we recently planted. They must have laid eggs in fresh dirt. The worse are those beetles that smell really bad and make annoying buzzing noises. They seem to appear every season.

Meanwhile... at the Flies on Final Fantasy forum

Fly 1: "So do you think they'll have a fly as one of the main characters this time?"
Fly 2: "Of course not. Square Enix are too narrow-minded. We'll just be a generic, low-levelled enemy again."
Fly 1: "It's just not fair. It's always bloody humans or some furry abomination."
Fly 2: "I know. I'm getting my revenge tonight though..."
Fly 1: "What are you going to do?"
Fly 2: "I'm going to fly into a human's house and tear about the place making that annoying buzzing sound."
Fly 1: "Do you think humans know that we only make that sound around them?"
Fly 2: " I don't know. But I do know that it annoys the hell out of them."
Fly 1: "Well, good luck!"
Fly 2: "Thanks. I think my cousin is coming as well... but he's a bit retarded."
Fly 1: "Is that the small, slow one that flies in a square shape in the middle of the room?"
Fly 2: "Yeah, that's him. Idiot."

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Man, freaking scorpions lately! wth? Never had that problem before now they are EVERYWHERE. It's like the goddamn plague here! Every year it's something. One year it was snakes, last year it was spiders, this year it's scorpions.

Stupid little nats! They are super tiny but all over the place ughhhhhhhh Stupid humidity bringing them out!

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There was a fly on the rim of my drink just now. I purposely drank right out of where it was sitting before I grabbed the glass, just so I could come into this thread and exclaim it.

There is nothing wrong with flies. I enjoy their company. I'm never alone with them, and they watch after me.

say what

They won't give them to me.

i had a may bug fly at me the other week. it was HUGE and like the humm of his wings was deep and resonated in my chest like bass.


i killed it with great prejudice because no way am i letting such a beast breathe my air

Why is everyone here terrified of bugs?

Terrified? No.

FILLED WITH EXTREME HATRED AND THE URGE TO COMMIT GENOCIDE!??!?!? yeah probably that.

Quite.

Word to mah homeboy

;_______; *quickly shoos them all out of malice range*

I like to think that they're really lonely, and that when they're nibbling away at your arm, it's because they are trying to hug you but their stingers are getting in the way.

Poor little things :cry:

'm scared of them, Julian.

Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

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Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

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Hey, I'm alright with this. ;)

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Ugh, now Julian is gonna come back with some lame crap about how he'll protect you from the bad bugs. Well you know what? No you won't. Cause you know why? Because she's mine and I'm gonna toughen her up and get her away from bug fear! *licks Sam* THERE I CALLED HER.

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:colbert: Party pooper.

A moth just flew into my smurfing drink.

All the moths must die now because of this one transgression.

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A moth just flew into my smurfing drink.

All the moths must die now because of this one transgression.

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It was just a moth. Calm down. Your drink is still perfectly fine. If you get some crazy disease from it, you have a horribly weak immune system and deserve to be picked off by something disgraceful like that anyway need to eat more vegetables and whatnot. Be thankful it wasn't a bee or a wasp. I had a bee fly into my Big Red once. Normally I'm fine with bees. But this mothersmurfer flew into the can and hid there waiting for me to take a sip. To ambush me. That bastard got me on the inside of the lip. I grabbed the nearest racquet (no idea why I was on a tennis court) and chased that bitch down. Took me five minutes and the blood pumping made my lip hurt even worse, but it was worth it. I smashed that :bou::bou::bou::bou: seven times against the ground and smeared his remains across the court to leave a message to his kin. Don't mess with a man's Big Red.

Just a moth? I think not, sir. The dusty oily stuff from his wings got all over as he was splashing around and it ruined a perfectly good gin and tonic. I'm not going to drink that trout.

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The dusty oily stuff from his wings got all over as he was splashing around

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:barf:

You people are weak.

I think Sarah's a puss.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I think Sarah's a puss.

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At first glance I thought this said "I drink Sarah's piss"

Thought you should know

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I think Sarah's a puss.

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At first glance I thought this said "I drink Sarah's piss"

Thought you should know

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WE ARE SO MATURE HERE ON EYES ON FINAL FANTASY

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WE ARE SO MATURE HERE ON EYES ON FINAL FANTASY

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Is this the part where I say, "NO, THAT'S PONTUS' JOB" ????

Eyes on Golden Fantasies.

If not finishing my drink because it has now turned to mothjuice makes me a pussy, I am fine with that. You, lady, are gross if you would finish it.

I can assure you no jobs that Pontus is involved in are golden. :colbert:

Stop teasing me about my factory job :(

do any of those jobs also involve showers?

He builds them. In the factory.

Brown marmorated stink bug - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

come home, see sixty stuck to your window and another twenty flying around outside. yep, it's western pennsylvania.

If I walked into a room and found a goddamn scorpion standing in the centre like he owned the place, I would react in a way similar to Shiny's sig, except with considerably less style and infinitely more screaming like a girl.

Then I would kill it. DEAD.

I saw a Queen Quin laying eggs and infesting my room with all the repulsive larva Quins. I managed to kill most of it but one spawned wings and flew away laughing menacingly. :(