Originally Posted by
balloon
Someone had gas in our building or something so the fireman called me a stupid idiot and made me evacuate, and I like walked to Goody Goody. I had the Happy Family. Which is like scallops, shrimp, and crab with like some vegetables and fluid. I was like halfway done before I noticed two packets of soy sauce on the tray I was using. I peeled their plastic casings with my fingers and then I like, put the soy sauce in the Happy Family. It tasted better, then, with the sauce. At one point I glanced up at an open door and like this homeless woman was being channeled toward me on horrifying winds, and like she told me she meant me no harm, she just like wanted to eat or whatever. I was just like, I hope my apartment smurfing drops the soap.