Let's talk about the worst movies ever made.
We'll start with Birdemic.
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Let's talk about the worst movies ever made.
We'll start with Birdemic.
I am kind of cheating here because a lot of this was intentional, but the first time my friends and I watched this we could not stop laughing. The movie is called Vampire's Kiss.
ahahaha Sephex that is amazing
goddamn it, I can't get the embed to work.
The Room
wtf
is that a man dressed as a woman?
or just a really ugly woman?
You'll have to be more specific.
the blonde chick in the trailerQuote:
Originally Posted by Pacific hagfish
That is a very sadly disfigured woman. Also, this film did not intentionally start out as a comedy but it's labeled as one now because that's all people watch it for.
Sharktopus? Or almost anything that comes from Syfy?
Actually, in all seriousness, the only movie I've ever seen that I have hated so much that I claimed it was the worst movie I'd ever seen was...Cloverfield.
*raises Flame Shield*
Aww, really? I liked Cloverfield! It's not the best movie, though, yeah.
the savages is pretty ridiculous i just saw it ten minutes ago
The worst movie I have ever seen, something I could not even enjoy in a so-bad-it's-good or ironic way, is Moulin Rouge.
I love that movie. :IQuote:
Originally Posted by Harmony Sunburst
Damn straight. Pretentious, overrated garbage. **** that movie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmony Sunburst
(SPOILER)This may have to do with me being around people that deciding watching it every other day was a good idea.
Someone took it, and actually made it sorta cool. Of course I might be biased since I love Boards of Canada.Quote:
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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggSomeone took it, and actually made it sorta cool. Of course I might be biased since I love Boards of Canada.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI love that movie. :IQuote:
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Still A better Movie than Twilight
The worst movie I have ever seen (that was produced with a legitimate budget) was The Legend of Chun Li. That movie had me catatonic with shock and rage for virtually the entire thing. The Dragon Ball movie was pretty astoundingly bad too, but I saw that coming. Chun Li at least had me hoping for hokie laugh-at-it bad like the old Van Damme version.
I've seen more crappy low budget horror movies than I can count, a co worker and I used to grab the worst looking horror flick we could find every few days and watch them when we were deployed. Gutterballs and Five Across the Eyes are two standouts for terrible movie of the week. The latter looks like it was filmed via handycam with high school girls for a cast, but I assure you I found it on DVD, in a retail location. Both trailers come with a warning of "These are terrible filmmakers trying to get terrible people with terrible tastes to watch their movies. Expect excessive language and violence."
I love the aesthetic and the music, but the story is terrible. I actually came here to say this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI love that movie. :IQuote:
Originally Posted by Harmony Sunburst
Also, The Grey. The trailers are a lot to blame here, but, still least satisfying movie ever.
Haha, that was the first movie me and my significant other saw together. I was the one who chose the movie. Damn was I embarrassed. I always used to say Spice World was the worst movie I'd seen in the theater, but that movie beat it, by leaps and bounds.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou
lol Birdemic. That looks worse than a first year student film.
The Wicker Man remake was pretty terrible. Nicolas Cage has a track record of bad movies doesn't he? I really must see this movie Vampire's Kiss. I'm adding it to my list of B Movie night.
Of course mentions like The Room, Trolls 2, Dead Alive, and The Toxic Avengers. The best of the worse.
And pretty much any movie my boyfriend likes (except he agreed that Prometheus was amazing) is horrible. Project X, Captain America (no it was terrible stop it), Twilight movies, DOA movie and yes even that Chun Li and Dragonball Z movie he liked WTF.
Troll 2!
OH NO A BOLOGNA SANDWICH THE CHOLESTEROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Anything written by Harmony Korine, namely Gummo and Kids, the only two movies I gave him a chance to please me with. I smurfing hate him and his trout movies.
I thought you were a dude and by Captain America you're talking about the 1990 version right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
How has this thread had 23 replies without the following clip being posted?
The greatest movie scene ever? - Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus! - YouTube
I thank you. Thread closed.
Eragon and The LAst Airbender
No. Wait, wait, wait. Just...stop everything. Stop the ****ing presses. Enjoy Flyin' Ryan:
If you want to know more, here is a somewhat lengthy video of people talking about it. Hilarious stuff!
Holy crap! Sephex trumps everything!
Flyin' Ryan is my new hero...
WhatQuote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
His best friend is a cat? Well that's kinda sad. lol out of synch audio. Oh Flyin' Ryan you slay me.
This is like 2007 all over again. No I am not and have never been a guy. If my taste for awesomeness and general badassery confuses you, I apologize.Quote:
Originally Posted by Depression MoonI thought you were a dude and by Captain America you're talking about the 1990 version right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
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Nope. Just remembered the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.
Scene with the turkey (see: puppet) smurfing a girl. Gravy-flavored condom. The end.
"Now that's what I call....fowl play."
Movies like that are made for a big group of friends and alcohol.
I cried. Literal fat (Phat?) tears of simultaneous joy and laughter and shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The first time I heard of it, I was watching the review video below. I was dying of laughter just like the guy in the video they show laughing (though my laugh isn't high pitched)!Quote:
Originally Posted by GhandiOwnsYou
Did anybody already mention Doom? It is the absolute worst waste of time. Stick to the games.
I've never actually seen this movie, but the movie Rubber. It's about a tire that travels around. yeah...a tire...from a car...
I remember "Kids" to be pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
It's not. It's the same formula as usual; troutty social commentary with nothing entertaining. It's a pretty brutal and unforgiving movie, but I just don't give a trout. I wanted to personally kill every single character and that's about it. It just wasn't entertaining, and thanks to the overexposure to "horrible city teenager things!" it doesn't play my heartstrings or anything either.Quote:
Originally Posted by BreineI remember "Kids" to be pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: that movie and :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: Harmony Korine.
I've actually watched this one, and it's very, VERY self aware. Yes, it has a sentient telepathic tire that rolls around murdering things and making various things explode with it's telepathic powers. The filmmakers are very aware of how stupid that idea is though, and a lot of the movie is about people watching the tire from the hill (it's hinted that it was arranged as some sort of play or exhibition by someone or another) and everyone is just as totally lost about the random nature of it as you are. It's a weird movie, but not really bad persay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Versaille
Liam Neeson wasn't aware that he was being filmed.
Came here to say this. Watched this the other day with my flatmate. I don't even know what I watched.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
TAKE THE smurfING ELEPHANT!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
The Happening.
I watched a movie the other day that was really smurfing awful too. Oh god, what was it. Oh yes! The Raven.
Actually, Monsturd probably tops Thankskilling as the worst movie I've ever seen. Forgot about it briefly. Too briefly, I'm sad to say. :(
Saw is definitely the worst film I have seen.
(SPOILER)Loose Change
I was going to say The Room but somebody already said it. I'll just go for Plan 9 From Outer Space instead.
Mission Impossible -_-
and all of it's sequels. Not that I've seen any.
Also the Transformer movies. they're just evil.
Atleast Plan 9 has some saving grace with Vampira!
Clo, The Happening is indeed one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life. You'd think it could work because, you know, Mark Wahlberg is hot as trout and he's paired up with Zooey Deschanel. But no.
More terrible movies: Boogie Nights and Showgirls.
My heart is full of love for Marky Mark, but he was awful in that movie. He seemed confused and outraged the whole time. And no matter how many times the camera zooms menacingly over rustling tree leaves, I will not be scared.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
the part where they're running in the field from the wind swooshing in the grass ahahaha
OH GOD GRASS. GRASS AND WIND.
How about that ending, guys? Anti-climactic or what?
"I'll meet you outside. Let's die in the wind."
They go outside, the wind blows. They do not die.
OH THE PLANET DECIDED IT WAS JUST HAVING A BAD CASE OF PMS YR COOL GUYZ
Mark Wahlberg is confused and/or outraged in every movie. In The Happening it's just more apparent.
Hahahaha you are seriously the best at finding these horrible movies. "I want the pink elephant for my girlfriend!" It really does matter you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex