I don't have a lot to say to you.
If sharks were like these, they'd be less ferocious and more humorous. They look really goofy.
:confused:
Jaws: The Reboot!
The one in the top middle looks like a car salesman.
I was going to go with British, but same difference I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by sekve, agento
I do not want this. You know they're still sharks, but now you're getting your thigh bitten in half by a goofy shark. It's painful and embarrassing. You can't even tell the cool story of how you survived a shark attack anymore, because your friends will look at you with that, "Really, you got attacked by a shark?" expression.
It's like going on a safari and then getting chased down and mauled by the cheetah that has asthma, or the lioness with the dark sunglasses and a cane.
Rantz smiles like a shark.
I agree with your coded title though and respond in kind :
Darnit, I read this in Picards voice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22I was going to go with British, but same difference I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by sekve, agento
Attachment 36609Quote:
Originally Posted by dougicidal
Doug, why are you posting the same trout in different threads? I don't want to click on them. You aren't inviting me.
This is not a spam thread. I don't believe in them.
OH MAN! That reminds me it's almost shark week!
and second you are not thread started and to not a joke it is a what if
hyuk hyuk hyuk
Hey, balloon, let's keep it down. This is a library.
HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMERMAN AND THESE ARE MY SHARKS. I GUARANTEE ITQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
TIRED OF GOING IN THE OCEAN TIRED OF SHARP TOOTH SHARKS TIRED OF BEING MEAT OKAY I HAVE YOU ARE YOU WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW I'VE GOT NEW SHARKS FOR YOU DO ME A FAVOR THERE PAL TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR GIVE YERSELF A GREAT BIG SMILE YEAH LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THESE SHARKS NOW IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN I SEE A FAMILIAR BIG BEAUTIFUL SMILE NOW DON'T I *pinches cheek* MAKE THAT CHECK OUT TO ERM... THEODORE ROGERS...
You just had to make the whale shark the one who was missing a tooth, didn't you?
You owe me 3 seconds of my life back, Rantzien.