Printable View
I have a friend who constantly tries to insult me but it always fails on his part anyway one of my favorite insults he attempted to do was when i dyed my hair red at one point and he said this to me...
"Don't go set off the fire alarms with your hair fire head" I found that to be one of the funniest things ever and to be a smart ass i made an email/sn with the name of fire head in it. So in a way it back fired on him and yet we both still laugh at this till this day.
What about you?
One of my friends is amazing at this in general. I think it's either his delivery or how over the top his insults actually are. Probably the latter because he's insulted me by email on a few occasions and gotten really pissed that I was more amused than offended.
I tried to text to my sister once that she was being a dick. Instead I typed "dock."
My friend and I aggressively insult each other when in each other's company. It's great fun.
hahahahahahaha./././../:kakapo:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Quin: (On Jurassic Park) I like the bit where the T-Rex comes in and saves them.
Iceglow: Your mum got saved by a T-Rex while your dad molested you
Don't forget the dramatic pause!
Probably the best insult I've heard in my life. I'm laughing just thinking about it. xD
That dramatic pause would have been absolutely perfect. The subsequent line was just amazing. Poor Quin.
It wasn't so much a dramatic pause, now that I think back. It was more a pause of realisation. Paul, Dan and I spent a good ten minutes in an absolutely state laughing.
The T Rex and the parental molestation seem really jarring in a hilarious way.
For all his pomp, Steve really does have the best insults.
He's simply the best at being simply the worst.
He's simply the bwerst
I thought that was a type of sausage? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Back in the day, DK and I would spend our time creatively insulting each other. The rating method for the insults was how mandy D's there were on an xD.
Very accurate form of measurement. I also like the garner how funny I am by the number of Ds on an xD when returned. Except for those weird people who don't ever use more than one. Godddamn them.
:( I've never seen anything that warranted more than one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
(I don't use more than one often either. One sums it up usually, but xDDD can be fun!!! Just like multiple !!!)
A girl made fun of me for farting before. She then queefed not too long after. I then called her Queen Laqueefa.
No my dramatic pause as you put it was because I was at that time focusing on what I was doing in the game of ME3 we were playing, something to do with a smurfing banshee and close quarters lol if I remember correctly.
Nope. It was a custom race map in Reach. I could take you to the exact bend I was going around. That moment is burned forever in my memory. Ah, man, I'm still laughing. xD
Was I busy trying to shoot Paul? If so that'd account for dramatic pauses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth
We've already accounted for it. :roll2:
No as in when we were doing the race track was I busy shooting paul or trying to because it would totally explain a delay as I focus on putting lead in his ass.
You can't shoot while driving a Mongoose you fruit, and in that gametype you're invulnerable anyway so shooting me would have been as effective as... well... you shooting at me either way I guess. :shobon: Just admit the pause was you having a cheeky wank at the thought of putting Quin in his place yet again and we can all move past this.
Okay, Steve. You were "shooting at Paul".
yeah well both of your mums were saved by a Triceratops while your dads told you of for blocking up the toilets with bog roll again so fack off pauw and quim
Someone suddenly sang "NEVAR TOUCHED A VAGINA!!" at me for mentioning Final Fantasy VI, for which I shot back with "You creep! You just judged my sex life on a game I played when I was eleven! Get away from me!"
Well it sure turned out funny for me :P