RAMP SEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I knew a guy once

And he knew a guy, who knew a guy, who knew a girl, who'd only heard about this legend of a man named Rantz.

Well the legend is no more apparently! Who thought to remove this king of men from power and NOT notify the public? Quite a shock to receive after returning from my journey West.

DIDYOUKNOW that Rantz is Swedish!? Let me answer for you: YES!

BUTDIDYOUKNOW that Rantz was never a Knight!? He was born an admin.

DIDYOUKNOW he once punched a shark? Right in the nose!

DIDYOUKNOW Rantz used to hang out with a skeleton man? It was his best friend in the whole world. We thought it was weird. We laughed at him.

He laughed at our funerals :stare:

omg i just lost it.

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)

I....I just coughed up soda from laughing at this.

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Little did the people know, in the Developer title lay the real powers.

Q.E.D.: Your new avatar. :)

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Little do you know I thoroughly enjoy this new avy because you are a gem, sir. A gem!

and im still going to hell lol.

I missed your threads.

Tell me more, tell me more! Like does he have a car that goes vroom? :hyper:

Your new avatar looks like an aged Flying Mullet.

Fuzzy, that is exactly what I thought. This is the best thread ever.

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

I didn't read the OP at all, I just came in to say that I saw your avatar and for a split second I thought it was Flying Mullet making a post. I became very excited.

Then I realized it was you.

This thread is bulltrout. I knew all of this already.

Rantz used to help me out all the time. Whenever I was in need of a strong man to save me, he was bestmin. Whenever I had some ills that needed fixin', he was there for me. Adios, muchacho

The original post almost sounds like something I would write when my occasional ambien kicks in.

Rantzien once approached a whole group of Japanese school girls. He showed him his lilly white belly and they all fainted. It was way too amazing from them to comprehend.

Rantz once spent a year hunting lions in Kenya with a Maasai warrior tribe. He spooned their leader one night to stay warm.

There's really no point to this story, it's just an amusing anecdote.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

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Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!

Phew, I was actually worried for a moment!

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Originally Posted by Rantz

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Many of you probably didn't know that Rantz cleans his toenails with his teeth.

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Oh my god, what!? That's disgusting. You've got it all backwards; I clean my teeth with my toenails. Geez!

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Exactly. Not many people know that it is more effective and sanitary compared to using a toothbrush.

I saw teeth scraping toenails. How was I supposed to know it was the other way around?

Rantzien once went into the sewers to fight a crocodile that had been terrorizing the city. Instead of fighting, they shared tea and crumpets and chatted about the nuclear overhauser effect.

Rantzien's hotness is the number one cause of global warming.

Rantzien once taught me how to play DotA so I could get into all the crazy Swedish parties

Rantzien is a fish. I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.

Rantz once ate a Reese's the wrong way. There were no survivors.

Eric is better than all of you.

ALL OF YOU.

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Originally Posted by theundeadhero

I feel like a can tell you that now that he's not really gone.

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the smurf did you just say

No swear filter dodging, mon cheri.