I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you :jokey:
What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?
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I feel like at any moment someone is going to come along and go hey you're really enjoying that aren't you :jokey:
What normal things do you feel silly doing for no reason?
Cut that banana up!
Shelly starts to laugh at me whenever I eat something long like a popsicle or hot dog. I laugh at her when she has my polish sausage in her mouth (SPOILER)that I especially cook for her!
I'm sure there's a small penis joke you could make about someone saying that to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Bananas are delicious. I refuse to be self-conscious while eating them. In fact, it might just be a time to show off.
*brofist*Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Hey, baby, wanna go get a banana later?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I don't feel silly eating anything. Why should I be self conscious about my ability to swallow a hotdog whole? It's not my fault you're all filthy minded!
Okay, no more banana grabbing for anyone here.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d8...anagrabber.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
but why? :(
I dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
(SPOILER) :p He especially loves cream filled long johns
I like to eat blue blow pops in a very purposeful, pornstar phallic manner and look at people while I do it. Especially if I'm the passenger in a car.
wtf krissy
gtfo
LOL a thread i didnt smurfing hate. Allah be Praised.
I always feel self conscious when i decide to get me some nutricious dog dirt. I know it's entirely my own neuroses but I can't help but think that when I'm there on all fours on a pavement tucking in to some labrador leavings that everyone walking past is silently judging me. I know they're not it's silly when I think about it now but my subconcious paranoia kicks in every time, especially when I'm spat on or when the police arrive or something. In fact the other day (this is crazy i know) when I got my spoon out for a terrior wet one i was convinced I seen a parent shield their childs eyes from me. It's all in my head of course.
Not sure how to reply to this, so I am posting this picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Lady ShellyI dont do anything of the sort im a nice girlfriend who dont make fun of you for putting "long" things in your mouth. Why u gotta blast me like that man... NOT COOL! *Shakes fist at you*Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
(SPOILER) :p He especially loves cream filled long johns
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s.../cathotdog.jpg
http://i48.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...u:/2rwtdvq.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I can't think of anything I feel weird doing... I just don't have the kind of mind where everything has to be twisted into something sexual.
Though I get the banana thing, since it's a common joke. The few times people have made a "you're really enjoying that banana" or similar joke, I just look them in the eye and bite down.
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Originally Posted by Shlup
big yellow joint
I feel weird when I crack my neck in public; I get the vibe that anyone who sees it thinks I have tourettes.
you just need to stick your tongue out and start dribbling over your meal-tray
might be able to qualify for disability if i do that...good call.
You need to gradually introduce the "meal tray" to your co-workers and supervisor; you've been "having some trouble", so for cleanliness and class, you have decided that you are going to use a very large metal tray that is on a device that connects to your chair. Once they've gotten as used to the meal tray as they are going to get, then hit the slobber button.
we're gonna need a bigger bowl of rice krispies
Bananas are the primary currency of my state.
I thought that it was dingos and boomerangs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Nah, those belong to the NT.
Anything that involves the house...Mowing the lawn etc. Though I'm an old man it still feels weird acting like it.
krissy seriously wtf. I never want to eat another banana again after seeing those pics.
It just makes me want to eat bananas even more. I dream of the day my banana turns into a little shark and I have to wrestle it to survive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
That banana with the face and cheeks somehow inspires violence in me. I want to destroy it. Not in a way where I'd eat it. I just want to get a rock and smash it over and over.
YEEEEES.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Did you guys know that they remade that show and now it's computer-animated?
Ruining our childhoods one banana at a time, man
You guys had that show in America?
Yeah...around 1996 I wanna say. It was on some really weird time of the afternoon too.
Does George Lucas have anything to do with the production of this show?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
You had that show in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
If you ever need a good laugh just imagine Bane trying to eat a banana.
Bananas in Pajamas is pretty much the best thing ever. Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1?
I think I am, B2!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Why wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou had that show in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
It's an Australian show.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhy wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou had that show in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
ahahahahahaa
ohhhh snap HuxQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsIt's an Australian show.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhy wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou had that show in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
The Queen is their head of state, they swear allegiance to her, and to the British crown. They're British.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsIt's an Australian show.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFWhy wouldn't we have a British show in Britain? :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyYou had that show in the UK?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I knew you were going to say that.
No, you are wrong. And I am so loving this. :love:
Okay, House.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Honestly, I'm on MILF's side here.
Bananas are absolutely delicious.
I don't consider myself to be a socially awkward penguin, but whenever I'm in a position where I'm at a desk watching someone do something, I feel absolutely ridiculous.
To expand on what that means, I'm talking about when you go to the bank and they're processing your request, or when you're going to get a blood test done and they are checking over your information for a few minutes, or when you're talking to a professor and he has to spend a few minutes looking for a certain file on his computer. Most of those moments are absolutely silent, and silence is nothing less than anguish to me. I can't just say 'So.. how about them Lakers' since the person is clearly occupied, yet I always feel like a doofus just standing there looking at what they are doing.
Australians can be whatever the hell they want to be, as long as they keep all of their insects away from me.
Clo for president 2012Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
how the smurf do you eat bananas for this to be an actual realistic scenario? Do you just not chew or something? I... what? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
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It's as simple as putting the thing in your mouth, Paulrus.
And you just hold it there like that for hours on end?
That's odd. You're odd.
:aimmad:
That -is- the correct face to use.
This is the correct way to eat bananas.
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We still talking banana's here? Or do we need to have a little chat about technique? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Rantzien's got it!