My boyfriend is a grown man

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08-08-2012, 01:17 PM
Pumpkin

My boyfriend is a grown man

As proof of this, he spent the morning singing about dry humping and making fun of my high-pitched voice and mild French-Canadian accent.

To prove that I'm a grown up, I made this thread.

What things do you do to prove your adultism?
08-08-2012, 02:16 PM
Peegee

I can't tell if this thread is serious or not.

but today I dressed myself.
08-08-2012, 02:21 PM
Quindiana Jones

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.
08-08-2012, 02:34 PM
Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I blame your chav parents too.
08-08-2012, 02:51 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

Yup.
08-08-2012, 02:54 PM
Sephex

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.
08-08-2012, 02:56 PM
escobert

Whatever I want whenever I want!
08-08-2012, 03:14 PM
Hollycat

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.
08-08-2012, 03:22 PM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.
08-08-2012, 03:28 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I work in a cubicle and regret every decision that brought me here.

I work in a big box retail store and regret every decision that brought me here.

We should just all combine our talents to make video games all day.

Or just quit our jobs and play video games. Either works for me until the food runs out.
08-08-2012, 04:48 PM
Cuchulainn

I help people to reverse into tricky parking places or out of side streets to a busy road.
08-08-2012, 05:03 PM
Clo

Phew. I am so glad your boyfriend isn't a pubescent boy.
08-08-2012, 05:05 PM
Psychotic

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(
08-08-2012, 05:40 PM
Shorty

I don't have anything of worth to prove my adultism.
08-08-2012, 06:18 PM
Jinx

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(
08-08-2012, 07:28 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

Sounds like something strange is afoot, as per usual with you, sir.
08-08-2012, 07:49 PM
fire_of_avalon

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.
08-08-2012, 09:24 PM
Jowy

shaving, buying beer, paying taxes, working overtime every week.

being a grown-up is whack.
08-08-2012, 09:37 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Apparently, as an adult, I write my own music and can do impersonations for a living. :kakapo:
08-08-2012, 09:43 PM
Tigmafuzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

These things.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

wut
08-08-2012, 10:14 PM
Faris

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!
08-08-2012, 11:14 PM
Breine

I've realized that I'm gonna be a child forever - and I'm more than okay with that.
08-08-2012, 11:43 PM
Jiro

Remembering to eat and bathe and clothe myself each day is pretty good going
08-09-2012, 12:55 AM
Shlup

My husband cut a metal pole for me to hang my tomato plant from and fixed the air conditioning in my car.
08-09-2012, 03:33 AM
Citizen Bleys

Nothing. I may be 32, but I am no adult. You know what I want to be when I grow up? Dead of old age.
08-09-2012, 05:25 AM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.
08-09-2012, 08:15 AM
Jiro

oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.
08-09-2012, 08:25 AM
Quindiana Jones

Professional street urchin.
08-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Faris

>:O

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Faris

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

Yeah, well... I bet they don't light up when you walk! >:O
08-09-2012, 08:28 PM
Goldenboko

I'm an adult. I don't want you're autographs. Phonies!
08-09-2012, 10:21 PM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.

Thank god. You were turning into a shaggy dog.
08-09-2012, 10:41 PM
Sephex

You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/woddy.jpg
08-10-2012, 01:37 AM
Tigmafuzz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/woddy.jpg

I chuckled at the picture, then actually laughed when I read the filename because I imagined a dolan version of Toy Story. I sat here for thirty minutes stuck in my imagination. Damn you Sephex.
08-10-2012, 02:10 AM
~*~Celes~*~

from what I'm told, my dear love has become more of an adult since we got together. I suppose he just needed to find someone to settle down with to get himself motivated!
08-10-2012, 02:22 AM
Sephex

[QUOTE=Tigmafuzz;3111081]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

You know, there are moments where I actually do feel like a real adult. Then it all comes crashing down when I completely lose composure laughing at the pics like the one below.

*PIC*

I chuckled at the picture, then actually laughed when I read the filename because I imagined a dolan version of Toy Story. I sat here for thirty minutes stuck in my imagination. Damn you Sephex.

You reminded me that I once did my own edits of some Toy Story comic thingy. Here is one I made:

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...ex/tscomic.png

EDIT: I think this one is better. Spoiler because I don't want to have my post annoyingly long: (SPOILER)http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...x/tscomic2.png
08-10-2012, 03:50 PM
Jinx

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH A THAT LAST ONE SEPHEX

Do you have more? :3
08-10-2012, 03:53 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

HAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAH A THAT LAST ONE SEPHEX

Do you have more? :3

I have two more, but I can't get to my photobucket while I am at work. I will post them in here later! :)
08-10-2012, 06:19 PM
Araciel

I just saved a ton of money by switching insurance companies.
08-10-2012, 09:46 PM
Sephex

As requested for Tifa'as Boobs, here are the other two. Spoiler Tag again because I don't want to annoy people who aren't interested.

(SPOILER)
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...x/tscomic4.png

This one creeped out foa when I showed her these. :)
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...x/tscomic3.png
08-11-2012, 01:47 AM
Jiro

I'm scarred for life now.
08-11-2012, 01:58 AM
fire_of_avalon

For some reason I must have been having a flat day when you showed me those, Sephex, because I remember thinking they were weird but now I am laughing hysterically.
08-11-2012, 02:04 AM
Hollycat

I must be the odd one out, because I don't find them funny.

40 mode: engage.
08-11-2012, 02:41 AM
Jinx

Sephex, I want to make Toy Story comics too.

Today I went and renewed my gym membership and went back to the gym. Not just so I can look good, but for like, health stuff too. Yuck.
08-11-2012, 02:48 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Sephex, I want to make Toy Story comics too.

As you wish.

Toy Story Comic Creator | Write comic strips and books | Disney
08-11-2012, 02:50 AM
Jinx

Omg omg omg I'm gonna have so much fun with this when I get home from work on Sunday!

Thanks Sephy <3
08-11-2012, 02:53 AM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Omg omg omg I'm gonna have so much fun with this when I get home from work on Sunday!

Thanks Sephy <3

Not a problem. ;)
08-11-2012, 03:15 AM
Quindiana Jones

When you make some, Sam, make a new thread for them all. We could get everyone to make their own! :jess:
08-11-2012, 03:18 AM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

When you make some, Sam, make a new thread for them all. We could get everyone to make their own! :jess:

Way ahead of you. :)
08-11-2012, 04:08 AM
krissy

sam where's your toy story comix thread i want to be a part of it:

http://i.imgur.com/9rAoE.png
08-11-2012, 04:13 AM
Hollycat

I call Mr. Potato head should be modeled after me in all circumstances.
08-11-2012, 08:19 AM
Tigmafuzz

...wathttp://i.imgur.com/ru2kD.png
08-11-2012, 08:54 AM
Sephex

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...x/tscomic5.png
08-11-2012, 03:01 PM
Jinx

I'm at work. I'll make a thread on Sunday.

I have a couple good ones planned. :3
08-11-2012, 03:10 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I'm at work. I'll make a thread on Sunday.

I have a couple good ones planned. :3

I'm looking forward to that.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...hex/woody2.jpg
08-11-2012, 05:27 PM
Goldenboko

This thread was about prove your adultism, not your autism.
08-11-2012, 05:53 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldenboko

This thread was about prove your adultism, not your autism.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s...x/tscomic6.png
08-12-2012, 08:07 AM
Jiro

I feel like all the good I did by cutting my hair has been undone by the childish giggling at Woody. And now his name made me snigger. smurf.
08-12-2012, 11:02 AM
Pike

1 Attachment(s)

I found this whilst going through old pics I had saved up the other day:

Attachment 36714
08-12-2012, 04:03 PM
Sephex

That one is simple, but effective. Love it!
08-12-2012, 07:29 PM
fire_of_avalon

ITT, new topic is better than original. xD.

We are none of us adults.
08-13-2012, 12:33 AM
Elite Lord Sigma

I was about to type a post where I talked about adult things like occasionally (read: in very special circumstances) listening to my mom when she tells me to shave my beard, but I got sidetracked by chuckling at all of the Toy Story tomfoolery. Thanks, Sephex.

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