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JUST NOW I WAS SITTING HERE MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND SOMETHING FLAPPED DOWN FROM BEHIND MY MONITOR AND SAT RIGHT THERE NEXT TO MY KEYBOARD
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
I spent about ten minutes trying to hype myself up into killing it with a flyswatter and upon failing I managed to isolate it and now I've got it under a cup.
WAT DO
I NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DEMON CREATURE
He's just there to warn you. You should heed and thank him.
This is about the one in the fridge isn't it?
HE'S SENDING IN ALL HIS FRIENDS ISN'T HE??
Yes, this is why you shouldn't leave them alone in fridges. He's been telepathically inviting his friends over letting them know you will not harm them since you are afraid of them.
I told you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Set it on fire! Everything must burn! :radred:
Or just let it free outside as a sign of peace.
Overclock Civ by upping the graffix processorz and burn the moth from within.
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Originally Posted by Pike
I tried to tell you. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Wait. No one made the joke.
Looks like your computer has a bug. Ha ha.
Tell him you want to ride Gwaihir.
I hear they're friends.
Okay I let him go outside. Do you think mothkind will forgive me or have I just signed my death warrant?
once when i was a kid i found a grasshopper so i buried it in a little ball thing you get toys inside from those vending machines
like a week later i dug him up and he was still alive
I told you in the fridge thread to take off and nuke the site from orbit. You ignore me, you signed your death warrant young laddy!
ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Pike the Bug Queen!
http://i628.photobucket.com/albums/u...9/80537919.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Freya
I told you to burn it down. You did not listen, you deserve to suffer.
There is no point to moths. Someone explain to me why they exist.
He just wants to love you, Pike. Give him a chance.
I found the mastermind behind these heinous attacks.
(SPOILER)http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly...xqnno1_500.jpg
I'll try to open negotiations.
Close your windows at night!
They are always closed; I don't know how they get in :(
They sometimes sneak in after you open your door when you go outside.
Don't be silly, Jeff. They apparate.
Moths are like ninjas in some ways as well! You don't see them, but when you do, they strike!
That's probably why Pike is so afraid of them.
I just mean, aren't moths harbingers of death? You should see a doctor. Or maybe a psychic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
WAIT!
His name is Paul Armestead, he is actually a human! Ginyu switched places with a moth, then switched places with Paul, you need to get him back into his own body before it is too late, he is the only one who knows how to stop the machines!
Just don't panic. Moths hate it when you panic.
Everyone knows moths vibrate their molecules at a ridiculously high speed in order to slowly phase through solid objects like walls and such. And that they can turn invisible while they do it. And at any other time they choose. And once enough of them gather in a single place, a few thousand or so (which really only takes about a week), they form together to create a giant flame-breathing Demi-Lich type of moth that can not only destroy your soul if touch it, but can trap your soul permanently within its green eyes made of otherworldly gems that are impossible to understand nor recreate even with the greatest of alchemic knowledge.
Run, Pike. Run for your robot life.
Stay calm and pretend there's a plan.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
You've probably just signed your death warrant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I don't know what you did about the moth in your fridge since you stopped visiting the moth-in-fridge thread forever, but I'm assuming that it's still there and alive since you never informed us otherwise.
The moth that you just released was the scout for a covert rescue party, searching for a missing forager moth (Fridge Moth). Computer Moth will tell the rescue party that their cover is blown, and that you are unwelcoming and unwilling to negotiate for Fridge Moth's freedom. They will retreat for now, but will soon return with an elite warrior moth squad to neutralize you and free Fridge Moth by force.
You could free Fridge Moth and avoid all of this, but if you have already killed him or he died in the back of your fridge somewhere then I'm afraid you have no escape from this moth-y doom.
I haven't seen a moth for a while so I believe they are all coming to you Pike. Flee. The city. The country. Flee the world. There's nowhere you can hide but you can run, run far away.
But moths are so pretty! :( Why do you hate them?
Once when I was young I told my sister moths sucked the blood from your eyes. She didn't believe me...
Protect your face, Pike!