smurf you, I do what I please. I love cookie dough. I don't care if everywhere I look it says I shouldn't do it.
What kinds of warnings do you completely disregard?
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smurf you, I do what I please. I love cookie dough. I don't care if everywhere I look it says I shouldn't do it.
What kinds of warnings do you completely disregard?
"Be sure to take a fifteen minute break for every hour that you spend playing video games."
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I'll take a 30 second break for every 4 hours of game play. I remember in high school I had a 10 hour Final Fantasy 8 binge. I don't even recall what I was doing, but if I had to take a guess I would say I was playing cards. I didn't even get up to pee and the next day I had the reddest eyes this side of a rat. It was awesome.
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Originally Posted by Pike
I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.
I pull off the Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law labels on my mattresses. I don't even care.
Shorty, that made me laugh because as the consumer you are allowed to pull those off and I remember as a kid running to tell my mom and dad I had accidentally pulled it off and not to tell on me.
Well, probably because that supposed rule is absolute bunkum :pQuote:
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Originally Posted by Pike
I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.
I've started land wars in Asia. :(
I imagine you with like an entire buffet and you just wrap your arms around as much as you can and dive into the pool with it. You don't even eat it, you just hold it.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Pike
I probably have ignored the rule about waiting an hour after eating before swimming. Never had anything bad happen to me. Not that I scarfed food down and then did a cannon ball the second I finished eating, but yeah.
I also eat raw cookie dough. And I have trespassed onto gov't property before. Because I'm a rebel.
The worst thing that's happened from eating raw cookie dough is farts.
Horrible, horrible farts.
So I am imagining this scenario where the cookie dough didn't digest and it came out someone's bum all play dough like if you jam it through one of those devices that makes it a star or whatever. But in this case the only tool is a chocolate star.Quote:
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I say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
Ha. Deuce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysI say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?Quote:
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You wouldn't believe how many times I ask the same question. hahaQuote:
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I say, my good man, what the deuce is wrong with your brain?
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I ignore every warning sticker I can think of. I also ignore the health and safety training at work, screw you idiots I know how to lift/carry without hurting myself. I don't need to do it some retarded way which actually ruins your depth perception like they teach you to carry.
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I thought that that was a legitimate crime for a long time when I was a kid. Because of this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
You guys are all such rebels. I'mma report you all to internet police.
Yeah I swear I follow all the rules :confused:
Eating too much fat causes heart disease? *eat 150g a day*
Good thing I know that's not how heart disease works.
And we'll toss in the break from video games and eating raw cookie dough thing for good measure. Seriously, the dough is better than the damn cookies.
I've gone 27 days without eating cookie dough. You have to understand that at my job we leave cookie dough out during service and I get hungry and well, next thing you know I ate quite a bit of cookie dough. So trying to go a month without it. :s
In NY Penn Station you're not allowed to sit on any steps. I sat on them. Oh yeah, such a rebel. :shiny:
"Don't have sexual intercourse with your sister."
Pfff, you don't own me. :roll2
By the way, cookie dough tastes funny. The finished product is much better.
I recommend you see a doctor. You seem to be losing your ability to taste raw awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
There is something physically wrong with you. Were your taste buds damaged during installation?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I don't consult my doctor before I start taking new vitamins.
Samantha, that's just irresponsible.
I ate raw cookie dough yesterday. It was amazing. So smurf you, stupid warning labels.
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I cried.Quote:
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I also thought it was a legitimate crime! Those warning labels are intimidating.Quote:
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Originally Posted by Shorty
I thought that that was a legitimate crime for a long time when I was a kid. Because of this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
I do that. It's just usually all at once. With my eyes closed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
My neurologist tells me I'm epileptic and I should stay hydrated, non-sleep deprivated, and try to limit my exposure to artificial light particularly the multi-spectrum light from computer screens and TV especially when I'm interacting with said light such as typing this here to y'all or playing a video game. I can drink plenty of water and get plenty of sleep, but I find it difficult to obey the recommendation to stop gaming/web-browsing/etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike