krrsirsy had relations with your couch 1

What makes a good member?

i can stand up straight and shoot liquid out of my mouth, and also when i'm done doing that i can roll up really tiny and flaccid on a bed like a cat meow

What makes a good CK?

the inability to feel

What would you like to change about Eyeson to make it better?

more rap threads

What color would you prefer your CK tag to be? (SPOILER)

#002942

If you were to be thrown into the thunderdome with one of the current staff, who would you go against and what would be your tactic?

rantz and we would make out

What does FF(and EoFF) mean to you?

ten years of unfulfilled aspirations to be a CK that closes all threads.

krissy is my favorite

You had me at meow. I think you ought to give krissy the goddamn win so 10 years of disappointment can be undone.

Krissy, that's not two sentences each answer. But for you, i'll let it slide.

I don't think you ca

Does it say in the rules that it must be at least two sentences? Dude just randomly put fullstops in there, it's coo'

i need information on the other contestants

who has started crying?

who has blown a tantrum?

and who hasn't posted a blog yet! i feel like there's 3 missing or something

also what is the best book you've read in the past year dear followers

There are a fair few who haven't posted blogs yet if my vague calculations are correct.

Nobody has cried. There's been one tantrum but that was actually me. Uhhh.

I cried a little. Gobo was mean to me.

Oh YEAH. I forgot about that. You were mean to him as well though. Give and take, give and take.

krissy is NOT a sissy

He is a missy though! Missy Krissy is not a Sissy!

If you closed all the threads, what would be left?

A dangerous waste land filled with raiders. The survivors would huddle in the threads not yet closed, moving from sanctuary to sanctuary, hoping to avoid the attacks of the miscreants who have now flooded the forum.

also jiro i guess you are not a bastard, but del edited one of your posts a long time ago with a red herring idol

Goddammit Del, why you going and making me look like the bad guy? Where's this post at, anyway? I've made about 4000 posts this year so it's a bit hard for me to track it down myself.