Originally Posted by
Sephex
What do you think the cast of FFX does for work when they aren't fighting giant whale monster things? We all know that Tidus is the star player of the Zanarkand Abraham Lincolns, sure...
But let's shake things up a bit. What if the main characters would do for a living if they were suddenly transported to our world?
Tidus: He would most likely gravitate to a sport that he calls "Ground Blitzball." Would he be any good? Well, if he, like other Blitzball players, can hold their breath for long periods of time I suppose he wouldn't get winded very easily...except that he does! Maybe you have to be underwater not to get winded! Okay, so Tidus plays Ground Blitzball with a clear helmet on filled up with water.
Yuna: Yuna becomes an actress on TV. After getting a start in a major soap opera, she eventually becomes one of the lead characters in a sitcom that features a talking couch. Seth McFarlane is the show's creator. Whenever anyone goes near Yuna's character it screams,"STAY AWAY FROM THE SUMMONER!" The show is the number one rated program on television.
Rikku: I can see two paths for her. She would be a great auto mechanic or quickly learn that she could make more money by stripping. She looks good enough and would be able to work the places nice enough to be called a "gentleman's club." You won't see her in those hole in the wall places that serve bottom of the well liquor that requires a policy of all strippers having at least five bullet holes in them. Not that I know about such facilities...
Wakka: Convinced that all middle eastern people are Al Bhed, Wakka would join the US military to help out in various wars. However, he gets discharged when he insists on using a volleyball as a weapon. From there, Wakka really gets into Bob Marley and ends up working a string of minimum wage jobs while smoking pot with a few stoner buddies he met when we worked at a 7-11.
Lulu: Gets immediately hired by Hot Topic without a choice. She works her way up to become District Manager. Then she successfully develops a policy where all shoplifters are beaten to death with belts. She also changes the company logo to incorporate Belto Maxson.
Auron: He opens his own bar in a major city that becomes wildly successful. There is no bouncer because once word broke out on how he stopped altercations, no one dares to fight within the walls of his business. Auron eventually crafts new drinks based on his experience in Spira, but most of them are far too dangerous to drink. His drink of choice is Absinthe.
Kimahri: Obviously, he hosts his own late night talk show. He stares at the guests sternly until they break down crying. The show's band plays nothing but Black Metal.
