Raistlin's Round 1: Here we go again
I came to the Mog Blogs to edit my threads/posts into my round 1 blog thread, and realized I never actually made it. I am getting old.
Anyway:
What makes a good member?
As far as I can tell, the most popular members either play (relatively) nice with others or have nice boobs. I’m operating on the basic assumption that I am not considered a “good member” (Shlup likes it rough and my puppies are small but pert and all natural).
Sidenote: because I am twelve, I sometimes read "_____ member" as "_____ penis." This is why I almost always vote The Man in the Ciddies vote for "Weirdest Member" or a similar award.
What makes a good CK?
Someone who both posts a lot and commands a lot of respect. I guess that last part explains why you guys fired Jiro. ZING!
What would you like to change about Eyeson to make it better?
Delete Fluffy Puff.
And then I’d also focus EoFF more on news writing, because I think that’s the best way EoFF is going to survive and get new members – to be considered a legitimate FF/Square news source. I slacked off on writing FFXIV stuff due to law school exams followed by the bar (combined, they sucked up almost the entire past 3-4 months), but I plan on getting back to that.
What color would you prefer your CK tag to be?
Pimp Unne purple. Just like the bruises caused by the back of my hand.
If you were to be thrown into the thunderdome with one of the current staff, who would you go against and what would be your tactic?
foa, and I would show videos of Die Hard and play a recording of Gary Oldman talking to make her heart melt.
Or maybe Pike, so I could show her a moth and watch her scream.
Or wait, maybe Shlup, who I would just insult until she had to masturbate.
Really, the female staffers here have some critical weaknesses. You should probably be careful with how much power you give them, due to security concerns.
What does FF(and EoFF) mean to you?
Playing Final Fantasy VII some 15 years ago forever cemented my gaming preference and focus to JRPGs. But Final Fantasy is most important to me because it brought me to EoFF, where I have spent literally half of my life and met some of my closest and impactful friends.
And really, where else would I find such a ready-made group of lamebrains to mock?
Threads:
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...-disc-1-a.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...haracters.html
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...edemption.html
Posts:
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3114458
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115548
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115569 (obligatory shot at Bleys)
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115575
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115587
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115614
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115626
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115638
http://home.eyesonff.com/final-fanta...ml#post3115651
http://home.eyesonff.com/general-fin...ml#post3115680
And others that I'm not bothering to link.
