...is a badass.
Let's talk about Liam Neeson.
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...is a badass.
Let's talk about Liam Neeson.
Liam Neeson is the new and improved Chuck Norris.
He could (SPOILER)break my kneecaps in with a baseball bat any day, baby.
Liam Neeson, born 7/06/1952 in Ballymena, Country Antrim, Northern Ireland, is an Irish actor who has been nominated for an Oscar, a BAFTA and three Golden Globes. He has a voice made out of thunder and is the physical manifestation of Zeus.
He did the voice of Aslan.
<3 <3 <3
proverbial Jesus
Best Liam Neeson moment ever.
Where's that image that says Liam Neeson is smurfing amazing because of x reasons? Anyway he does know how to get trout done, and he was my dad in Fallout 3!
oh tit, he was in Breakfast on Pluto? I don't remember him at all! also krull ahahahahaha
I have to admit that I didn't like him until I saw Taken, but I haven't seen a whole lot of movies he's in. He's definitey a badass.
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Originally Posted by Jiro
Still not as cool as Captain Jack Sparrow.
But yeah, he's awesome.
Dude Liam Neeson would wipe the floor with Jack Sparrow. He eats Jack Sparrow for breakfast.
I know what's eating Gilbert Grape.
It's Liam smurfing Neeson.
For breakfast.
Sea turtles mateQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
There's another one that's a little bit longer, including him being Aslan and Zeus and basically saying he's the epitome of badass and if you try to mess with him he will absolutely decimate you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlinhttp://us13.memecdn.com/Liam-Neeson_o_97400.jpg?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Which is why a part of me hates the idea of Taken 2 as nobody in their right mind would smurf with him again.
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Originally Posted by Shorty
I love the fact that they made a sequel to Taken, just for the jokes that have occurred because of it.
Language.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroThere's another one that's a little bit longer, including him being Aslan and Zeus and basically saying he's the epitome of badass and if you try to mess with him he will absolutely decimate you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlinhttp://us13.memecdn.com/Liam-Neeson_o_97400.jpg?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Which is why a part of me hates the idea of Taken 2 as nobody in their right mind would smurf with him again.
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Liam Neeson don't care if you're a dog. He will get you.
Liam Neeson died for your sins.
He always come back, more pissed off than before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Death in no way revokes or reduces badassity.
lol Not always. A halucination for Bruce... a Jedi spectre for Obi-Wan... heh
Ra's al Ghul's legacy lived on in the League of Shadows. Qui-Gon Jinn became more powerful with his death. Death did not prevent Aslan from freeing his world.
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I genuinely felt bad when he was disappointed in me for giving Megaton a nuclear makeover.
He's the voice of asian? that makes perfect sense now!
I also did not become a fan of him until Taken, which was a shame because he's also in Star Wars 1 (or 4...whatever) in the batman trilogy, etc etc.
Star Wars 1 should never be spoken of. Ever.
Save for in discussion of its remake. :jokey:
Unless you watch The Phantom Edit which is actually a surprisingly tolerable version.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Okay, I will tell my Liam Neeson story.
So it was back in Freshman year in uni. I believe it was 2008 or 2009. My introduction to production class professor at the time was friends with the director of this movie called, After Life starring Christina Ricci. Incidentally, it also starred Liam Neeson. They happened to be shooting a few scenes in New York so he invited my class to a viewing of an autopsy scene and the scene where she looks in to a mirror and it gets foggy from her breath. If you haven't seen the movie: very general plot is that a girl supposedly dies in a car accident, but then when she wakes up in the morgue, she's talking.
So we get there, and watch the scene with tiny little Christina Ricci. They do the scene about thirty times or something ridiculous like that because the D.P. (Director of Photography) kept saying, "I SEE NO FOG WHERE IS THE FOG WE NEED MORE FOG".
After that in walks in Mr. Neeson with his bad self. They shoot the scene where she's lying there under the sheet. Liam doesn't realize the huge group of teenagers and 20-somethings watching him the first take. So they shoot. We see him in his element; sternly looking down at Christina Ricci. The director yells, "CUT" and some dude claps. Neeson turns around abruptly. He looks at him and gives him the dirtest look I've ever seen, well actually...third dirtest. The first was some racist white lady and the second was from Catherine Zeta-Jones to the papparazi.
Anyway, Neeson walks over to the director and whispers something in his ear. Then the director kindly tells us that we must leave the set momentarily as they shoot this scene. So we all exit, but we can still hear what's going on. We hear, "ACTION" and they start shooting. Halfway through Neeson, yells "GET THIS IDIOT OFF THE SET". I don't know entirely wtf happened, but the same clapping guy had stayed when everyone else left. So yeah, a bit of an anti-climatic story, but basically never smurf with Neeson.
Fallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
That's not true, that's impossible!Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroFallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Oh Bethesda, you and your silly infatuation with (SPOILER)killing voice actors
Oh cool, it's Patrick Stewart!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic CactuarThat's not true, that's impossible!Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroFallout 3, brah. Liam Neeson is yo dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Oh Bethesda, you and your silly infatuation with (SPOILER)killing voice actors
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I guess that red shirt finally caught up to him.
I wouldn't want to be that clapping fool. Forever he would know that his hero Liam Neeson hates his guts for not having any etiquette
I will raise my future children to believe that Liam Neeson is not an actor, but in fact a revolutionary badass who is the subject of several documentaries.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
If anyone hasn't seen Neeson in the Extra's spoof you should really check it out.
He is one of my favourite actors.
Falcon Awesome!
Watched Expendables 2 last weekend - there will be a Taken sequel!
Taken 2 (2012) - IMDb
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Originally Posted by Peegee
Because you still need a vague excuse to watch him kick butt.
Completely agree. Also hulk hogan. And Bolo YeungQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
I guess we'll throw in Mr. T, Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and John Saxon too.Quote:
Originally Posted by PeegeeCompletely agree. Also hulk hogan. And Bolo YeungQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
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AWESOME!!!!! HE IS AWESOME!!!! :kaoclove:
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sad, sad, dufus. Jean-Claude van Damme was already killed in Expendables 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
Who the hell is John Saxon?
Also Dolph Lundgren... what are you talking about? Are you a resident of this planet?
Clapping after someone talks is actually a grave insult to those from Northern Ireland (it's why you never hear anyone clap after Gerry Adams says anything)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
He's half trolling
I would actually second bringing back John Saxon except he's probably on his deathbed.
We should have an Academy Award Expendables, for people who can kick your ass in three languages.
I propose Daniel Craig, Sigourney Weaver, Liam Neeson, Harrison Ford, and Ken Watanabe. All sophisticated, all deadly.
How the hell do you half-troll?
Liam Neeson's best role: Rob Roy MacGregor
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The irony... it burns :skull:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
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I'm pretty sure that's half-elf half-orc.
okay fine he's outright trolling. All holes are holes.