I'll start: my glasses being dirty and/or smudged. It drives me insane.
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I'll start: my glasses being dirty and/or smudged. It drives me insane.
My job makes it certain that I will never be able to escape that issue. :|
I love my cat, but I hate how she wants to rub my hands when I am using a controller.
I'm with you on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also, I hate when it looks like rain, but isn't raining, so I don't bring an umbrella when I go out. Then, while I'm out, it rains.
I'm with you :( any little smudge and I can feel it in front of my eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I have a tiny scratch in the left lens of my glasses. I only wear my glasses when I'm driving in low-light or heavy rain, or when I have to see something at a distance, and it still drives me batcrap crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
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Originally Posted by Pike
Dirty glasses are the worst. I'm constantly cleaning my glasses.
People raising the height of my chair when sitting in it if I'm away from my desk. Knock it the smurf off. :mad2:
Okay so today at work the sweetest lady ever basically took over my desk for about 20 minutes because she really doesn't have a workspace but it still made me INSANE.
I am the same way. I can't stand having stuff on my glasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also people who brake in the street instead of moving into the shoulder/turn lane first.
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Originally Posted by Raistlin
Idon'teven
The glasses issue is a definite pet peeve. No arguments there.
People who drive 20km under the speed limit despite it being a perfectly good day for driving
People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
smurf, people.
There are people who do this on purpose. I sometimes do this if I find another driver pissing me off. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsPeople who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
smurf, people.
For years, it was getting gas for apparently no reason. That peeve died when I realized I was intolerant to Gluten and Lactose.
People tell me I have long eyelashes for a guy.
People tell me that my dad and I look like brothers.
People sometimes mistake me for my mother's husband. *shudder*
People who speed up to make a car-length of progress.Quote:
People who drive under the speed limit, then when you try to pass them, speed up to well over the speed limit. Then as soon as you merge back BEHIND them, they slow down again.
People who play the "what?" game while you're speaking.
Far-too-frequent misspelled words which are obviously not simple typos and at once not the person using some fad new lingo.
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My father's mother asks him for money and other favors like potty-training her new puppy.
My mother's mother goes on and on about the proper way to love Jesus by going to church and showing reverence to Mary, MOTHER OF GOD.
My mom complains to me about everything and yet she still complains to her mom and gets into arguments for what seems like no reason.
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I don't like when clouds pass over on a dry day. I feel like the sun can't make up its mind about whether it wants to be bright or not.
MJ smell.
The smell of cigarettes unless they are marlboro.
The smell of smoke.
Smoke/heat detectors.
Car alarms.
Excessively negative people.
I dislike odd numbers and things I can't divide evenly. Odd numbers just feel off, and if I'm eating a bag of skittles two at a time and as I get close to the end I realize there's one, three, five, or whatever left I will force my wife to eat one so I don't go crazy.
people who breathe really loud
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Originally Posted by RaistlinI am the same way. I can't stand having stuff on my glasses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also people who brake in the street instead of moving into the shoulder/turn lane first.
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Originally Posted by Jiro
:hattip: Carpool status accepted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Go to hell, Jeff. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I dislike things that end in the number 1 or 9, my username notwithstanding.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Example: I tell someone to turn up the volume on the TV. They stop the volume at level 31. I tell them to either raise it to 32 or drop it to 30.
I never said I do it all the time. Only when I get pissed off at a driver, which hardly ever happens.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdoggGo to hell, Jeff. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
People that speed up to get in front of you only to slow down and force you to slow down because they're either making a turn or because they just wanted to be ahead of you. Dicks.
I hate it when the pizza rolls explode in the microwave.
People with glasses.
People being pretentious because they think they're far smarter/more clever than they really are.
So, as such, I hate myself apparently, even though I don't.
I'll just take hypocrite status and be done with it.
Also, people that whine and complain a lot for things they volunteer to do. That drives me absolutely bonkers.
why is this so funny oh god :hahaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
O=)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
That's what I read it as honestly.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
I would just tell them to drop it to 30.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpha2099
You're golden.Quote:
Originally Posted by Liceglow
You're a latrine.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
I was eating in the canteen with my colleagues.
A kid came over to me.
Kid: You're so beautiful and slim.
Makes me happy in the inside. :bigsmile:
Kid: but why are you eating such a big plate of food compared to the rest. (the rest includes guys)
Make me SO INSANE!!! RAWR!!!! THINK THAT KID WILL FAIL HER ART THIS YEAR!!!
You need that big pile to maintain the energy you obviously burn off inhumanly fast to be so slim despite your appetite. That chick is just a jealous b who has to shove her finger down her throat to feel good about herself. You should pity her rather than feel angered.
Did you eat her? :quina:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Skinny people who legit complain about being fat.
Oh my gosh how did I not remember this one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I had so many friends like that last year, note: had.
I just can't wrap my head around their mentality. Even when I think I understand it, I don't.
I mean I put on some weight while I was in the US because smurf the food is mental but even when I was like "oh gosh I'm so fat" it wasn't legitimate fears about being overweight, it was a joke about the fact that I was slightly less of a twig.
He was a fatty. I saw him.
Burnt popcorn smell.
When I'm shooting around a basketball with some people and I make a shot and they don't give me the ball back to shoot again. It's an unwritten rule that you shoot til you miss, goddammit.
When someone asks me for a cigarette, money or anything that isnt directions or the time (or if they ask me the time when its clear i have no watch on)
Do you not have a cell phone? Do they not have a cell phone?!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
But its all the way in my zipped up pocket! and i dont even know which pocketQuote:
Originally Posted by LiceglowDo you not have a cell phone? Do they not have a cell phone?!Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
My previous watch didn't actually work so people would often get pissed off at me. It was great.
People who chew loudly. There is no neeeed!
People who lick their fingers after they eat something.
That noise makes me want to jump out a window.
I guess we can't be buffalo wing and Flamin' Hot Cheeto buddies. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
My contacts or glasses being smudged. Especially annoying with contacts. Then I have to get out rewetting drops or solution and that smudges up my eyeliner. This doesn't get my angry just more of a minor annoyance.
What does get me angry is people who smoke while they walk fast. It's hard to get in front of them so you have to just have the smoke blown in your face. It's like why can you not just stand still for a while and smoke like a considerate person?
Also, tourists who walk really slow or stop abruptly in the middle of a crosswalk while the hand is white.
You and Jeff. Shaaaaammee.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeO=)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Actually when I meant kid, I really mean a small little child. lol. I am a teacher.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
No junk food! That's what the doc says!Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinDid you eat her? :quina:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Opps!! lol. :quina:
Too late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
I hate it when I'm on the phone and an entire crowd of people is around me talking. It basically goes from *normal speech* to YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARRRRRRE TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKING AND LOUD AND MANY THINGS REQUIRE OUR DISCUSSION YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
People who openly shove religion into every conversation they can.
Elevator doors that take five thousand years to open, and when you go to press the "please open" button, they finally open at the last second.
Yeah, you're probably right. I probably lost it a long time ago. I'll refrain from telling people how prime numbers feel. They're like some special class of make my skin crawl numbers even worse than just regular old odd ones. There are no words.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalonToo late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Hey, baby. Twenty three. *runs*
The best number.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
My mom's friends. My cousin. Some other chicks I knew.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I look straight into the sun and spout a random time.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
I sometimes chew with my mouth open, though I try not to. I'm sorry if I chew loudly, but I like crunchy things. :roll2Quote:
Originally Posted by milliegoesbeep
My statement stands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Lately I have been finding that this has been pissing me off whenever I use Google.
http://i.imgur.com/BW1WT.png
THIS. When I'm searching and I finish browsing a page and go back to Google using the browser's back button, the search menu is down with search options of what I might be interested in. This is so annoying and wish it only does this while I'm typing, not when I return back to Google's search page from a page I was just on!
Slines.
Especially slines who try to bully me into breaking the law. Don't they know they're fighting the Queen?
Oh, how I wish incitement was illegal here in Canada the way it is in the UK.
This along with the contacts falling out of place or ripping while in your eye.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
People who say "would of/could of/should of" instead of "would have/could have/should have".Quote:
Originally Posted by VeloZer0
Use Bing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
Noisy eaters
My housemate when she will leave a dirty frying pan just sat on the hob for a few days before she'll clean it.
My housemate when she drags her feet across the floor instead of stepping NORMALLY.
My housemate when she forces laughter at things that aren't even remotely funny.
My housemate's existence. :mad2::mad2:
I really hate it when people pick at their scabs. What the smurf, people, just let your body HEAL. It's not a pimple, it's your body trying to cover up its INSIDES.
What be your opinion on pimples?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
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Originally Posted by Lockharted
I really don't understand how someone can noisily eat a sausage.
When people don't use a plate for their sandwiches/ food. Stop putting crumbs on the floor just because you're too lazy to wash a dish. T__T
This is what paper plates and napkins are for.Quote:
Originally Posted by milliegoesbeep
People who stomp when they walk instead of being able to control their steps. People who pick their nose in public. People who spit in public.
Wait! Replace everything I've already said with "People who spit on the ground other people have to walk on. Especially gum, but expelling mucous is no better."
Pet Peeve: People who actually think Bing is a good search engine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
DuckDuckGo is the superior search engine. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterPet Peeve: People who actually think Bing is a good search engine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Hawaii Five-0 product placement: "Bing it!" - YouTubeQuote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterPet Peeve: People who actually think Bing is a good search engine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Bing it does not have the same ring to it.
I used DDG for a while, it did it's job well.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeDuckDuckGo is the superior search engine. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by TrollHunterPet Peeve: People who actually think Bing is a good search engine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
But.... my lord
most
subtle
product placement
EVER
People who eat porridge/cereal and fail to wash out the bowl immediately afterwards.
As we know, dried porridge/cereal in a bowl is the hardest substance known to mankind.
Yeah I've just taken to rinsing everything under hot water immediately after use. Most things are basically good to go again then.
Ah grits or farina. Grits tastes like corn no matter what you put in it. Farina doesn't really taste of anything which makes it easier to flavor. BOTH leave barnacles inside the bowl and on the utensil that need to be furiously scrubbed off.
I just had a dream that I was taking a shower when I noticed that the TV was on the fritz. The problem wasn't the TV it was the VCR, somebody had changed the TV channel while the VCR was on. Waking up, I realized, that is F-ing annoying!
I will second this, Bubba. The gopher team at my work has to clean up the kitchen and there is always some bastard who has decided to punish me by letting his oatmeal crust in his bowl. I WILL FIND YOU, YOU CRUSTY OFFENDER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubbaforever
Along those lines, I hate when anyone puts their dirty dishes in the sink without rinsing them off or soaking them if it will require it.
i smurfin hate grits man
I can't stand the sound of other people eating... so I usually eat alone... but just the sounds are just... no... can't handle it...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?! YOU SOAK YOUR smurfING DISHES OH MY GODQuote:
Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men
When I finish reading a thread, click back to the forum, and in the time it took me to read it more posts have been made so it doesn't mark as read! :argh:
I hate the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
There isn't a FFX-3
There will be an FFX-3
When I notice my toes touching each oth...sonofabitch.
You guys and Huxley should form a club.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI hate the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
Google has revealed that there's a diagnosis for everything. There's also a club, with a profile pic I think you all would approve of.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeYou guys and Huxley should form a club.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI hate the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
Raistlin you have just made my evening.
THANK YOU SO MUCH OH DEAR GOD I'M NOT ALONEQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
People who explain everything. Actually, that's more my parents peeve as I'm the one usually explaining things.
Yep, that's the term Hux used as well. I imagine he'll approve of the Facebook group. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinGoogle has revealed that there's a diagnosis for everything. There's also a club, with a profile pic I think you all would approve of.Quote:
Originally Posted by PikeYou guys and Huxley should form a club.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI hate the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
I also want to add that I don't like it when people repeat themselves more than one time. I can deal when they repeat themselves once, but I feel it's redundant to repeat any more. My mom is so guilty of doing this, it really annoys me and I keep reminding her that I heard her before, yet she still feels the need to repeat herself again.
People who walk really slowly in front of me. Especially if they walk side-by-side in large numbers. Especially if they're smoking and the smoke is blowing back in my face. Urgh.
People who chew with their mouth open, making smacking noises. Especially if they are chewing gum. Especially if they're also the kind of people who don't bin their gum.
People who use headsets/headphones that don't contain sound well. Especially if they play music loudly. Especially if they're on the bus. Especially if it's a long journey. Especially if they have terrible, terrible taste in music.
Bujurururururururu.