Alright guys, I think we can stop now, this thread has gone on long enough!
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Alright guys, I think we can stop now, this thread has gone on long enough!
CAN YOU NOT READ? I AM GOING TO SMASH YOU IN THE FACE. PAY ATTENTION TO THE TOPIC OF THE THREAD AND STOP BEING SUCH A smurfING COMPLAINER ALL THE GODDAMN TIME. WHY DID YOU MAKE ME HAVE TO USE CAPS?! SERIOUSLY YOU DICKBITCH I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY FIST SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT I GO THROUGH YOUR ENTIRE BODY AND GET SHAT OUT.
Dont let Jiro hear you say thatQuote:
I don't know whats going on
I don't know whats going on
Wow, that wasn't very nice.
Not my fault you can't read
:aimmad:
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT WOMAN
HOW DARE YOU
I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
I hate it when people push their religion on me.
It's your fault, Shorty. Stop doing it and we won't hate you.
Why do you smurfing people hate me for this?
Too many of you imbeciles are not reading the OP. The topic is clearly stated there. Stop dicking about! ESPECIALLY YOU SHORTY. Goodness grief girl, I thought you were smarter than this! I don't want to have to tell you again. I've already reported this smurfing thread.
Jesus is appropriate for any thread. :colbert:
I WILL DO AS I PLEASE
That's not what you said earlier in the thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
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Originally Posted by Shorty
QUIT PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
...Must resist making banworthy comment.
I'm wondering if you people even realise the point of this thread? We've derailed very quickly and I am starting to get rather annoyed. I urge you all to focus a little more so we can have a civil discussion. If you want to mess about and spam then take it to #eoff.
I think... I think I'm confused about the point of this thread.
We have kinda veered off from talking about that adorable Panda. :(
OOC: You guys, the point of the thread is to have a conversation going the other way. So like, imagine what the previous post is responding to your next post. So we're going in the opposite direction, with the first post by blackmage_nuke being the last post.
I have no idea what you guys are talking about anymore. :(
AND MY AXE
I love how Jiro has the ability to make a post that sounds like reprimanding but also just blends right into the thread so as to be unnoticeable even as he repeats himself. You can always count on Jiro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Is that even physically possible?
YOU HAVE MY BOW!
(SPOILER)You guys seriously already ruined it? You EVEN QUOTED THE FUTURE?! Jesus.
What guarantee do you offer that this thread can even survive?
I love this idea.
Personally, as an American, in America, I dislike the concept of Monarch's. It's so unamerican. In America.
Clearly the solution to this problem is to usurp the Australian government adn use their armies to launch a surprise attack on America, thus allowing us to place Al Sharpton in the position of Intercontinental dictator.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know we should stop buying Chinese products and pull our blah back from blah before China blah blah blah blah.
But how do we get our government to listen? We're always electing idiots who do exactly what their cabinet tells them. We would all be better off under the watchful eye the Reverend Al Sharpton.
What we really need to do is stop buying Chinese products and pull our troops back from Iraq before China decides to starts its campaign for global domination.
*snip*
This type of language is inappropriate for these forums. I'd expect you to know that, Jas. No matter how much clout you may hold, you are still accountable for your actions.
EDIT: -Sorry-
This has potential to be an intriguing thread, but I find most people just repeat the thoughts of others.
No one has anything original to offer. No real problems; no real solutions.
I've got an idea: let's discuss our crumbling economy. There's a hot-topic, right? (I've seen no better ideas)
Aaaaaaaand GO!
Man, what a boring topic. Someone think up of something better.
I am going to keep doing whatever it is that everyone is telling me not to do.
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(yes I do I'm going backwards, you people don't get this thread)
Man shorty just don't get it.
:confused:
Hah, Steve got banned.
I sure hope Steve doesn't get banned.
Steve is insulting Paul's mother. Again.
STEVE! Jesus Christ man, how much foul language can you fit in one post. And that bit about Paul's mom and the jar of mayo... ugh, I think I might hurl.
Reported. I hope someone deletes the post, and soon.
Whooooa. Tone it down there.
It would be nice to see a pair of boobs today. Preferably ones that belonged to Tifa.
Who want's to see my Boobs?
Congratulations, HC! I never thought you'd actually turn into a viera!
Guys... Seriously, I'm not joking, look, I'm a viera
See look, I've got a vagina and everything. Also ears and a tail
*snip*
HC that is very nice for you and I will be printing this off for later, but you can't post porn on EoFF ~Paul
Bulltrout, HC. Prove it.
Guys GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUSY GUYS.
I made a wish upon a star and woke up a viera this morning. I'm serious.
I am totally freakin serious.
On topic: I have no idea what that is.
Off topic: I'm a freakin viera!
Whoa, that's almost as bad as HC making false claims.
God, Steve, don't post things like that. I can't even tell if that's an octopus or your mother's face.
I predict this thread is going to go downhill pretty fast after that mess.
When did anybody say anything about killing Proto? You've massively misinterpreted some lighthearted flaming. I admit that HC needs to watch his mouth before he gets himself banned. :eep:
I actually thought the point was fairly clear. :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
What are our expectations as to the fate of this thread? :eyebrow:
Why the hell would you want to kill Proto, man? That's not even funny. He's a saint, an ace saint, and you're just out to violence him. Not cool. We all enjoy better lives thanks to Agent Proto.
Whoa! Hey, hey! Just straight chill, you know? Slow your roll. You all really need to calm the hell down now. Don't make me pull my stapler. This is a warn warning.
That wasn't very nice of you to say that about me. :(
Away, you cut-purse rascal! you filthy bung, away! By this wine, I'll thrust my knife in your mouldy chaps, an you play the saucy cuttle with me. Away, you bottle-ale rascal! You basket-hilt stale juggler, you! You starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! You tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!
And that's just his mother Tig's talking about. Just wait until you see what he says about Proto himself.
You'd better be careful there. Tig's got a fouler mouth on 'em. Just wait til he's drunk and spouting the pirate/goblin talk.
Still, I don't understand why you always drift off-topic when it comes to unicorns.
A knave! A rascal; an eater of broken meats; base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave! One that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition. Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.
Just ignore him, Tig.
D'oh my god, really? How many times does it have to be drilled in? "Pegasus is not a unicorn!" He has wings! He has no horns! Get it!?Quote:
Pegasus
You just had to make a your mom joke to tig, didn't' you Proto?
I heard that's how your mom likes it.
You couldn't fly if you let Pegasus take you from behind as payment. I hear that's what unicorns like, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by HC
Nobody else knows what the hell this thread is about, why should I care?
I could fly if I tried really hard!
I wonder what it would be like to fly.
No, you can't just glue feathers onto your arms like that. That's just silly and it won't make you fly.
Guys, I came up with an awesome idea. You know how birds can fly? Well it's not because of how light they are right, I mean airplanes fly, so I figured out if I glue a bunch of feathers all over me I can fly too! Screw you traffic!
I've been out all day trying to find feathers. So far I'm up to 6.
And no, I don't think that sounds tasty at all.
I didn't know they made those anymore. I don't even know what to think of that.
Anybody else find the idea of a rootbeer sandwich appealing? No, I'm not saying Rootbeer and a sandwich. Just a straight rootbeer sandwich.
Guys, are we still doing this? I can't wait to try out rootbeer sandwiches!
Proto, you said you will never leave me! You said no root beer or sandwiches can hinder us. Now what are we going to do with our diabolical offsprings?
Ahahahahaha. That's so cruel! Prote's left you high and dry. Sorry, I don't mean to laugh. But you had to know the man was a devil.
Seriously though, you people make this impossible.
By the way, Shorty, do you even know what this thread is about?
You created what? Ew!
I'm so sorry Christmas-kun! If you need a shoulder to cry on, I'm here for you.
Meanwhile, Proto-chan can suck it!
...
Freeman just won this round. :bigsmile:
Say, what!? That's disgusting! Prepare to be labeled! *click-click*
Gordon Freeman... I don't know what to say. Try not to do it again, I guess?
Good luck with that.
Damn Gordon, I had no idea you were into Christmas like that! If you want to have her, go ahead! She's all yours!
Whoa, boy, you better back down, FG. I'm pretty sure the girl's spoken for. Unless there's Prote hadn't not told us yet.
Jeez... what a buzzkill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gordon Freeman
I've done it! I've created sentient eyeballs with insect legs! Muhahaha!
With how off-topic we are already, the next thing you know, Tigmafuzz is going to post an irrelevant quote from some other thread that totally alters the mood of this thread.
...
Another epic statement by freeman!!! :kaoclove:
You people and your insane requests.
It's one thing to ask for a picture of an elephant screwing in a lightbulb, but now this is getting out of hand. Next thing you know, Christmas is gonna drag Gordon Freeman in yet again.
By the way...
OOC: I know that's you, girl.
This is getting kind of retarded now.
By the way...
OOC: What?
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I don't think I've once seen a post anymore pointless or stupid than that... and that's having taken Hypo into account.
I saw a cloud today. It made me hungry so I ate part of a tree nearby. It was fun.
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Gordo has a lot of followers so quickly. I hope he doesn't cultify Mercen-X and Christmas next. :worried:
...You guttersnipes are incomprehensible. I will bend your puny minds to my will and maybe then you will attain some sense of intelligence.
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That ate a make brain my head hurt dirt loud explode hard pain.
I mean: "That made my head hurt. My brain can't process that ridiculous shat. I'd rather be eaten by zombies than listen to your blubbering, you flearing puade!"
And, of course, by "flearing puade", I really mean... well, nothing.
NARFLE THE GARTHOK
Hey guys, I just found this garthok. It looks pretty distresed. Anybody know what I should do with it?
I'd be willing to bet a million pounds that Harle-y Davidson will be next to post in this thread...
How many times do I have to say it? All toasters toast bread, not toast.Quote:
You know what they say! All toasters toast toast!!
(Rolls eyes at above three posts that claim that toasters toast toast)
Yeah, toasty toasting toasters toast toast usually, if they're dependable, but rarely are toast-toasting toasters as dependable as Harley Davidson.
do toasty toasting toasters actually toast toast or what? they are crazy novelty things. need to get a sparky onto it
What the hell are you talking about? A giraffe would totally win in that fight!
Mmm... hungry.
I think I might stick some toast in the toaster.
So, I've got this jumper, right? It has a picture of a shark fighting a bear across the chest. I'm thinking about stitching a picture of a giraffe on it as well, because it's always a great conversation starter. "Which do you think would win?" "Oh, a bear, definitely." OH WAIT! Now there's a giraffe!
FYI, bear would totally win. I mean, it's a damn bear. You know what they say! All toasters toast toast! And all bears win jungle bar fights!
Ooooh. Well, okay, I guess I can see that. But let's stop veering off-topic. This thread is getting ridiculous. What the hell were we originally talking about?
Somebody post a refresher please!
Well, that effectively ends this discussion. :erm:Quote:
Just buckets and buckets of it. xD
So this one time, on band camp, I *snip* and I was just going at it for so long because nobody said anything and then *snip* and it just went everywhere.
Just buckets and buckets of it. xD
Hey guys I think it would be cool if we had a thread where we post backwards in time.
Take a few weeks to think up a good first post, if you cant think of anything just talk about toasters or band camp or what you did with your toaster at bandcamp or something