"Knight me, maybe?" (A parody)

Okay, I thought I would parody a pretty recent song. I would like to dedicate this to the wonderful contest that is being hosted by the wonderful Freya. It's basically about our super newbie who has done a splendid job in this contest, getting to the fourth round despite just registering not too long ago. Love or hate the song, I hope you enjoy this song.

"Knight me, maybe?"

Eyes on Final Fantasy
I've just joined, so recently
Like it called out, just for me
And now there's this contest

They're looking for a new mod
Don't you think it's quite odd?
It's just for fun, oh my god
And now there's this contest

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight
I'll win, yeah that's right
Fat chance, I've got this alright
Yeah I'm going to win this, baby!

Hey, I just registered
And I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

I've gone through four rounds
Though I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

Hey, I just registered
And I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

And all the others were
Here much longer
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

My screen name's milliegoesbeep
I have no time to go to sleep
Yet I feel like some sick sheep
But yet there's this contest

Who's that newbie? Yeah that's me
Team 2, led by Shorty
I didn't know, I passed Round 3
It's for this contest

Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight
I'll win, yeah that's right
Fat chance, I've got this alright
Yeah I'm going to win this, baby!

Hey, I just registered
And I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

I've gone through four rounds
Though I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

Hey, I just registered
And I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

And all the others were
Here much longer
But there's this contest

Before I joined this great forum
I was so lonely
I was a brony
I was so, so homely

Before I joined this great forum
I was so lonely
And yet you should also know that
I'm also a brony

Hey, I just registered
And I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

I've gone through four rounds
Though I'm a newbie
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

And all the others were
Here much longer
But there's this contest
So knight me, maybe?

Before I joined this great forum
I was so lonely
I was a brony
I was so, so homely

Before I joined this great forum
I was so lonely
And yet you should also know that
So knight me, maybe?

Somehow I picture this as a rap or something. But good job!! Nice song there Proto!! A vocalized version will be great!!! :kaoclove:

This is disgusting.

What is the opposite of giving rep?

I'm reporting you.

Well in that case I'll see if I can make a special case for Millie.

Thanks proto :kaoclove:

Awww, I thought Proto made another music video and I was excited. :[

You are a scholar and a gentleman, A. Proto.

I won't be recording this song if anyone asks for one.

Hey, I just got here
You've got these lyrics
I've got to sing them
Or else I'm fired

Hey, it's Justin Bieber
Like, oh my god, wow
We're singing together
This song called Beautiful

So, yeah, we've got this new song
I hope that lend you'll an ear
I'm sure we've done nothing wrong
Though it sounds familiar

I sing with Justin Bieber
He agrees this song's familiar
But words aren't totally ripped
From One Direction

Hey, I just got here
And there's Justin Bieber
We've got to sing a duet
From One Direction

Oh, I guess it's not that song
Though it seem suspicious
But I'm just the singer
So I'll keep my mouth shut

Before you came into my life
Justin Bieber
I was honest
I didn't steal, steal songs

Your agents are evil whores
Justin Bieber
And you should know that
So just fire them

I feel a hatred burning inside me.

I don't know what I'm supposed to feel right now.

I feel honoured xD That's very sweet of you Proto!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

I don't know what I'm supposed to feel right now.

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Embrace it.

I'm not entirely sure that fits the lyric scheme of the original song, but I was amused. :p

I hate you, Jeff.

Millie's cool, though. :) Gratz on being editor!

Thank you! and you're cool too :3

This is gold. You need to record this, Proto.

Proto has said already he won't, but I think someone should!