The Tiny Little Things in your Life~~~

So today I went home after borrowing a kid's crayon, drew something up and lost the crayon a few moments later. Well, at least she is cool with it. :bigsmile:

Well anyway, I bought dinner and reached home. I was all stinky and smelly and could use a bath first but then my stomach thinks otherwise. My stomach wants intercourse with dinner, first. :(

After the whole bath vs dinner saga. I was lying on the sofa too lazy to dry my hair with the hairdryer. Should I move a few cm to get the hairdryer or I just be a lazy piglet and let nature takes it course? :(

So, what are the tiny little things in life that frustrate you, everyone? :bigsmile:

Waking up in the middle of the night and wanting to go jogging to burn off some extra energy but I can't because it's raining and I already have a cold so I have to get online and check this place.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

My stomach wants intercourse with dinner

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That is one of the most amazing sentences ever typed.

That really explains the relationship between my stomach and food you know. And the product of their intercourse is poo. :bigsmile:

Forgot to turn my hair straightener on. Running behind now.

Fuuuuuck, just burnt myself with my hair straightener.

(From the car): "Mum, can you go check the bathroom? I forgot to turn my hair straightener off."

I get frustrated by people more than anything. I'm someone who can accept when technology doesn't work or something won't fit where it's meant to. That's fine but people bother me. In particular some people more than others.

I left something at work and had to go back to get it. That was 10 minutes of my lunch break wasted. :(

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Originally Posted by Christmas

That really explains the relationship between my stomach and food you know. And the product of their intercourse is poo. :bigsmile:

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Still better than babies.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I left something at work and had to go back to get it. That was 10 minutes of my lunch break wasted. :(

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Ya, today before a lesson starts, I forgot something and end up running around like a mad woman. Then when I am about to enter the class, I forgot another thing again! :(

I wasted like 10 minutes too and the kids have their 10 minutes of class party making merry and noise. :mymelbert:

BIRDS CRAPPED ALL OVER MY CAR :(

Did you park it under a tree? :mymelbert:

being hungry late at night and I won't let myself eat until breakfast time

Slow drivers. People when they are in a 40 mph speed zone decide to go 15-20, to sight see.

That's something that irritates me. If its bad weather, that's one thing. I understand that. But on a nice sunny day....really?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Did you park it under a tree? :mymelbert:

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No! That's the worst part! smurfing birds. :colbert:

There's a tree where I park sometimes that trouts on my car. It's not birds. It's the smurfing tree. I don't have the option of parking elsewhere when I'm there though; the tree covers the whole of the smurfing parking area.

Mother troutting tree.

That reminds me that parking outside around here often results in pine needles going everywhere, especially under my windshield wipers. smurfing trees.

My cats shoving their cold noses into my cheek early in the morning. Stop waking me up with your love, dammit :aimmad:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

There's a tree where I park sometimes that trouts on my car. It's not birds. It's the smurfing tree. I don't have the option of parking elsewhere when I'm there though; the tree covers the whole of the smurfing parking area.

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get a tarpaulin car cover so you can at least protect the car's paint job?

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Originally Posted by Jiro

There's a tree where I park sometimes that trouts on my car. It's not birds. It's the smurfing tree. I don't have the option of parking elsewhere when I'm there though; the tree covers the whole of the smurfing parking area.

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At least there are no drop bears in that tree!

The silliest thing I've done is put food in the oven, but then forget to turn the oven on. When I go check on it later, I just feel like the biggest idiot for that moment.

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Originally Posted by Iceglow

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Originally Posted by Jiro

There's a tree where I park sometimes that trouts on my car. It's not birds. It's the smurfing tree. I don't have the option of parking elsewhere when I'm there though; the tree covers the whole of the smurfing parking area.

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get a tarpaulin car cover so you can at least protect the car's paint job?

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the other cars would make fun of his car :(

When you're laying in bed and SOMEONE the blankie gets turned so the corner of the blankie is right in your face. :(

No need for a tarp as my paint job is troute anyway. Besides, not enough space in the boot, already got too much stuff!

Wtf do you put in there?

I've got starting blocks, a bottle of water, a bag full of stuff in case I end up at the beach, a windscreen visor thing, two pair of running spikes, old steering wheel cover, a wig in case I need to lay low from the cops, three different types of ball. That's all I can remember from memory, there's probably some more in there. The blocks take up most of the boot though, those things are pretty big.

What the hell. How often do you need that stuff?

HE LIVES IN AUSTRALIA

SO ALWAYS JULIAN

SHUT UP, SAM. I WAS TALKING TO DAK.

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Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men

What the hell. How often do you need that stuff?

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Always be prepared. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men

What the hell. How often do you need that stuff?

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I could stand to remove some of it perhaps but most of it I need on a regular basis.

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Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz

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Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men

What the hell. How often do you need that stuff?

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Always be prepared. Better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it.

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It's a bunch of track equipment, I can't imagine that coming up unexpectedly.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

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Originally Posted by Lord Julian, Most Handsome of all Men

What the hell. How often do you need that stuff?

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I could stand to remove some of it perhaps but most of it I need on a regular basis.

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Probably.

I just can't.