you die of starvation

if you are pushed down a bottomless pit.

pick ONE person from history and pretend to be King Leonidas. Tell us about it.

HARD MODE: we'd all say hitler, its a cop-out answer.
EXTREME MODE: no politicians from the past twenty years, that's for Eyes On The World and that place died for a reason.
EUROPEAN EXTREME: TRY and not blame white people in general on everything that's gone wrong with the world, we know we've goofed

orville wright. thanks for the convenience and all, but jeez man! look what they've done with something cool.

YOU ok there's that answer out of the way too since you knew it was coming

simon cowell. cool dude but unleashed some really terrible things on the world. alternatively, ryan seacrest for similar reasons.

i'm not that bad :( you're cool as hell, sir. i liked throwing shapes at you and enjoying bad frozen waffles. 10/10 would hang out with frequently

seacrest is a sith lord and feeds off of america's hate for him

Oprah.

I feel she's really insincere and just really annoying. I don't care if she's donated a trout ton of money--if you notice she's very reverse racist.

Plus she's just smurfing stupid.

ghandi

then i'd jump down after him

and then

i'd fight ghandi

The dude who voiced Plucky Duck as a child so I can make endless "go down the hooooooooole" jokes.

This girl I knew. An ex-roommate.

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This girl I knew. An ex-roommate.

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Somebody that you used to know?

Gotye has ruined all of my conversations.

Nicolas Cage. His screaming would be amazing.

Leonidas.

The 19th president of the United States. During his presidency. smurf him. It wasn't an unreasonable request!

Stephenie Meyer for ruining [strike]all of Anne Rice's hard work[/strike] everything.

if she hadn't written twilight i would have
in fact i have the exact plot all ready from a few years back
except edward was a mummy named steve and bella was a paper shredder
and it was more of a situation comedy

My old morbidly obese gym coach from middle school. I would also jump after and beat him with his cane as he fell. I'd be safe because I'd bounce off his stomach up to safety.

Cornelius Sulla. Bam, biotches.

Now modify it so that when we do it, we create an alternative timeline that we can observe but does not affect the way things turned out in our timeline: Scipio Africanus. It'd be interesting to see how the world would have turned out if the Carthaginians had won.

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if she hadn't written twilight i would have
in fact i have the exact plot all ready from a few years back
except edward was a mummy named steve and bella was a paper shredder
and it was more of a situation comedy

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I would read that.

I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?

All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic. :(

Justin Bieber.

Adam Lambert. Smurfing awesome singer and performer, stylish, sexy, What-Have-You... but compared to Clay Aiken, he's seemed more to sell his soul by using his gay to make more money. It's not the flamboyance... Liberace, Elton John, Queen are all equally guilty of that. No, I feel the same way about Lambert's career as I feel toward those jrockers who sell out the whole of cross-dressing for their nitpicky fanbase of whatever the J-terminology is supposed to be.

the king leonidas thing was really moreso in reference to kicking that person square in the chest into a pit

Carl Sagan

He'd be fascinated by his own death

Yeah, I have aboslutely no idea what this thread is asking, but the logical answer to any question would be Dr. Phil.

I didn't think the question was that confusing, honestly. What's wrong with you people? Maybe I need to spartan kick you down the hole for some reflection time.

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Right?

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I'm to pick one person from history and then pretend to be a Greek king? I... what? I can't make out what I'm supposed to be writing about. Are we picking someone from history to kill or something?

All these people replying, and me just feeling very slow and idiotic. :(

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♥ Christmas' Beginner Guide for this thread.♥

Step 1: You are that topless Spartan King

Step 2: You pick one victim of your choice to push down the pit.

Step 3: Put your pants on and stop wanking.

Step 4: Start posting.

A visual aid can help greatly. Below is one.
http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...tion-w6cx5.png

And that concludes the lesson. If you still dun understand, then go suck a blitzball or stop clicking on this thread.

Thank you Class and have a nice day. :bigsmile:

~Christmas ♥

I understood the OP, but now Christmas's instructions have just made me confused and in some serious discomfort. I think the order of Step 3 needs to be reversed.

:mymelbert:

Everyone who says 'could care less'

smurf those people.

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I understood the OP, but now Christmas's instructions have just made me confused and in some serious discomfort. I think the order of Step 3 needs to be reversed.

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Kinged

Kurt Fuller. Something about his face makes me want to go all Leonidus on him, just look at 'im.
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Less about mindsmurfery and more about the whole 300 thing not existing and the damn memes the movie spawned would never have been created.

Stuart/Randall from MadTV sketches. Randall from Recess. Randall Flagg from The Stand. Randall Shire from Marvel's "Cable".

Pretty much every "superhero" in the comic series "The Boys."

Mitt Romney.

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Mitt Romney.

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Probably one of those African dudes who carried out mass genocide. Since Hitler's out of the question.