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Buster Rawhide.

General Jiggler.

Richard "Dick" Shauffet.

Über-Sephiroth, Ninja Master of the Universe.

Buster Hymen or Max Impact

Jeremy Wienerfield

Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

In that case, mine is Lance Destructo-cock.

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Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).

Sisko Woodlawn would be my name according to that rule.

James

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Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

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That is a good way to get people to reveal answers to account security questions and is best not done.

Levian.

Richard "Make You See Heaven" Hugemungous. Or Dick Mungo for short.

Skip Lewis.

:erm:

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Skip Lewis.

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You sound like a kid in a 50's sitcom.

It was 50's porn and it was a different time! We didn't have any of these "Longrod Von Hugendong"s running around back then!

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Yeah, that's what I originally thought. In that case, my name would be Rex Mallard (the first street I can remember off the top of my head).

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Bear Wildwood... if I went by last street, it'd be Bear Blair.

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My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...

Oh dear.

Busty St Clair or Tits Mc Gee

Gawain Commando.

Dixie Normous

"Milk me like a cow, poke me with all your might"

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Oh, are we not doing the whole first name = first pet, last name = first street thing?

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My first pet was a stray dog who answered to Princess, and the earliest street I can remember...

Oh dear.

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Princess Pankey? I did not know you were a cross-dressing prostitute.

Sylvie did it :cry:

Candy Watershed.

If I'm following the 'rule' mine is Cleo Pemberton.

Cleo Pemberton's pretty good.

Mine would be Jessie Streek.

.............................. Kitty Boom-Boom.

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Mine would be Jessie Streek.

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:lol:

Hardwood Hank.

Shauna, probably. ;____;

Searching my name on Google has led to plenty of porn star hits.

Mine is Mickey Norman.

I sound more like a postman or something.

"Ah, if it int yong Mickey Norman. How be, lad? Y'mother send y'out this early for t'milk, ah?"

Zizi Kalmia doesn't sound very porny to me.

That there's the porniest damned thing I'd ever done heard of!

Oh, this one is obvious.

Safe Sex.

easy...Petey Porno.

Brandy Camden, if we're going by first pet, first street business. However, I prefer the name Strawberries n cream :bigsmile:

That's not fair. I've never been involved in any kind of street business. What kind of business is "camden...?"

By the way, I see your strawberries n cream and raise you bananas n cream.

krissy

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krissy

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Hot.

Maximilian Thrustwood

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Maximilian Thrustwood

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Maximilian seems to me like a really strange name for an animal. Unless it's a bull or a mule or something. Or a small female cat.

Has there every been a female pornstar named Maximilian? What impression would that leave?

Going by the posted formula, 'Shorty West'.

Going by the formula I know, which is middle name + street name, 'John West'.

Then again would could just keep calling me Uncle Big Hands.

Uncle Big Hands' Naked Puzzle Basement