Detonation Imagination!

Hiya! My name is Tabbitha, but everyone calls me Tabby! I have absolutely no interest in Final Fantasy, but I am a gamer. I LUV music; heavy metal, rock, pop, whatever. Just no country music nya. Anyways, I was kind of black mailed into joining by my neighbor, he threatened to change the wifi password, so I gave in. I'll stick around for a while, see if I like it, and whatever.


It was pretty hard for me to choose a name on here, I almost went with countess von fingerbang. Probably made the better choice in the end.

Oh yeah, I like explosions, so get ready for some fireworks!

Countess von Fingerbang would have been awesome. But TabbyTrap is wonderful as well :D

WELCOME TO EYESONFF MADAM :bigsmile: I HOPE YOU HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND CAPSLOCK!

ALSO HERE THIS LINK IS FOR YOU FUNFUNFUNFUNFUN

NEEDS MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Welcome to the site. Your neighbour deserves praise for such a ruthless recruiting method.

There's also plenty of music threads around the site, and some incredibly talented musicians to boot, so you should still have plenty of non-ff related fun! Welcome.

Awesome. I shall add some shredded metal to the song.

Who's your neighbour?

His names Shayne, don't know what he's called on here.

Probably HC then. Oh lord :p

EDIT: WAIT A MINUTE THAT MEANS YOU LIVE IN MY STATE. More Texans :jess:

Oh my. He gets no praise :colbert:

Love that reaction there mr noodle.

ahahaha was it hc

Welcome, Tabby dear! :love:

Do you enjoy anime?

Comedy?

TV Shows?

Wallpapers?

Useless Trivia?

WE HAVE LOTS OF THINGS HERE FOR FUN AND ENTERTAINMENT :jess: STAY AND HAVE FUN WE LOVE YOU LONG TIME :lol:

I do enjoy anime. I may check that out.

His screen name is Hypoallergenic Cactuar, fyi.

Hello, welcome to EoFF. Kick HC for me, he owes me $5. (SPOILER)Not really, but kick him anyway. :D

Welcome to EoFF. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/for...ilies/pimp.gif

Hi! You seem nice. Hope you stick around for all the fun!

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His screen name is Hypoallergenic Cactuar, fyi.

Hello, welcome to EoFF. Kick HC for me, he owes me $5. (SPOILER)Not really, but kick him anyway. :D

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You don't need to ask, I do that anyways.

So... is HC picked on in real life as much as he is here?

I don't know how much he is here, but probably not. He's special? in a strange way. I've known him since we were kids, and he hasn't ever been popular, but he wasn't ever picked on, mostly because he beat the living trout out of anyone who bullied him, also he let everyone cheat off him so that was a big plus.

Plus it likely didn't hurt to have me as a friend. :cool:

So are you pretty weird too? Also, I totally think your other name choice would have been awesome.

Welcome and tit.

Omg HC.... This is kind of epic. Not gonna lie. HC is recruiting people to the EoFF army. xD

WELCOME~! But you know..... You should play one Final Fantasy game, just for trouts and giggles. Especially now that you know there's a whole forum of crazy people who love it so~! ;D

Is HC as spammy in real life as he is here?

By the way, be sure to change your forum theme to Fluffy Puff.

Any pal of HC is a pal of mine. I'm glad he's guilted you into coming here. Enjoy yourself, please!

HC always calls me ugly. :colbert:

How do I change my theme?

@ Mirage: again, haven't been here long, but doubt it. He doesn't talk much. Lies alot though.

@ Tifa's Boobs: if your name is related to real life, you and I should get along just fine.
If you know what I mean. :3

He's introverted? I never would have guessed.

Kinda. More like he's reaaaaaally shy. So he isn't here?

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How do I change my theme?

@ Mirage: again, haven't been here long, but doubt it. He doesn't talk much. Lies alot though.

@ Tifa's Boobs: if your name is related to real life, you and I should get along just fine.
If you know what I mean. :3

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Good to know some things never change.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...xt20850012.gif

Welcome to the forums!

Best way to make someone join a site. EVER.

Hi there. I'm awesome.

Uh. Wow. I still can't get over the blackmailed to join or the password changes xD (You should change the password, now. Tell him to join some weird website and do it! NOW!)

Everyone quit ragging on HC in this thread. :colbert: He recruited us an awesome newbie, he is to be praised!

Thanks everyone!

@Beowulf, can't. I'm not that great with electronics and computers and stuff. Also, what with me already constantly breaking into his house to use his tv, probably shouldn't push it.

@ Shorty, thats right, I am the entire continent of awesome rolled into a nutella sandwich with steak on the side.

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Thanks everyone!

@Beowulf, can't. I'm not that great with electronics and computers and stuff. Also, what with me already constantly breaking into his house to use his tv, probably shouldn't push it.

@ Shorty, thats right, I am the entire continent of awesome rolled into a nutella sandwich with steak on the side.

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Dammit, now I'm hungry.

My username isn't that far off, comparison-wise.

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My username isn't that far off, comparison-wise.

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Then you and I shall get along swimmingly, although possibly without your consent. ;)

At this rate, "Eyes on FF" will start referring to cup size instead of the video games.

I think "Eyes on DD" has a good ring to it.

This isn't a porn discussion forum??? :confused:

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This isn't a porn discussion forum??? :confused:

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No.... Sadly. :cry:

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mostly because he beat the living trout out of anyone who bullied him

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Well now you've just given yourself away, Shayney boy.

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mostly because he beat the living trout out of anyone who bullied him

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Well now you've just given yourself away, Shayney boy.

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Nope, still me.

I didn't think she'd actually join. Huh.

Uhuh, suuuure bud.

I'll post some old pictures of her if you ask nicely.

BTW, we're sitting in the same room, so if some conversation seems to go missing, that would be why.

I want a current picture with a timestamp. Or just a picture of her tits. Either or.

She'd probably post tits if you asked her nicely.
Let me go find a camera, I'm sure I've got one somewhere.

Please, kind sir? xD I'll give you a taco. Or a cookie. Whichever you prefer.

I need both of you together or I don't believe that you haven't been a woman this whole time!

Nya, no nips for you unless I get the same.

I can do that. XD

Hah I know you weren't talking to me, but I had to say it xDD

I'm a long haired metal head, so you probably wouldn't want to see that xD

Metal head is good.

w00t! Winning! :3

You did mean music and not braces right?

LOL. yes. As in. Metal music. xD

Just making sure!
show me your headbang!

\m/ >_< \m/

Yeah!

Both.

Okay, she said no face, so here's her hand and a timestamp. I took the picture so you can tell it aint me.
Picture is with a Vita, so a bit blurry.

Edit: sorry, it didn't upload, just a second.
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Nya, no nips for you unless I get the same.

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Once you've been around here a while, you'll know not to dare me like that. :p

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Nya, no nips for you unless I get the same.

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Once you've been around here a while, you'll know not to dare me like that. :p

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'You are a guy I bet, so I don't care about your nips anyways.

He DOES have a point, though. This forum...has seen strange things

She now knows the great horrors of Raistlins nipples.

What? No comments about how smurfing sexy my wrist is?

That is a sexy wrist.

Julian--the way she talks about my tits, I doubt that'd she'd go out on a limb to show hers to you.


Also, stop pervving on all the girls. :colbert:

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Julian--the way she talks about my tits, I doubt that'd she'd go out on a limb to show hers to you.


Also, stop pervving on all the girls. :colbert:

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Does someone need a hug? A naked hug?

o.o...this thread. Has gone sour ;-;

I'll be listening to music over here~

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Julian--the way she talks about my tits, I doubt that'd she'd go out on a limb to show hers to you.


Also, stop pervving on all the girls. :colbert:

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Does someone need a hug? A naked hug?

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Lulz.

On the flip side, you and JuliRiv will probably get along well, cos he loooooooooooooooooooooves the ladies.

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Julian--the way she talks about my tits, I doubt that'd she'd go out on a limb to show hers to you.


Also, stop pervving on all the girls. :colbert:

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Does someone need a hug? A naked hug?

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Lulz.

On the flip side, you and JuliRiv will probably get along well, cos he loooooooooooooooooooooves the ladies.

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Lol... That's for sure.

He loves anything with a large enough hole to fit... things into.

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He loves anything with a large enough hole to fit... things into.

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Like books?

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Come at me, bros.

Did I unintentionally did something bad again? I thought it is about HC liking holes or something so I thought of a mouse hole. :(

EDIT: I should really start reading from now on. :(

I think I can only tolerate one of you at a time. HC and TT need to enter into a Thunderdome, loser gets banned... FOREVER! :bigsmile:

The winner gets a picture of a really cool looking fish, in case you're wondering.

Don't give her ideas.

THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!

A drinking contest you say?

That's not how we settle things in these parts.

I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I out-drink everyone here every day :colbert:

I'm in. Two keg chug?

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I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I out-drink everyone here every day :colbert:

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Tig I think you and I need to have a drink off...

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I'm in. Two keg chug?

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As long as its not trout beer, then yes. I'm game. When and where? :kakapo:

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I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I out-drink everyone here every day :colbert:

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Tig I think you and I need to have a drink off...

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I'm in. Two keg chug?

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As long as its not trout beer, then yes. I'm game. When and where? :kakapo:

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The S&M dungeon at high noon.

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I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I out-drink everyone here every day :colbert:

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Tig I think you and I need to have a drink off...

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I'm in. Two keg chug?

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As long as its not trout beer, then yes. I'm game. When and where? :kakapo:

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The S&M dungeon at high noon.

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Sounds awesome. I'm gonna whip you at this. (See what I did thar?)

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I could easily out drink most of you. :cool:

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I out-drink everyone here every day :colbert:

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Tig I think you and I need to have a drink off...

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I'm in. Two keg chug?

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As long as its not trout beer, then yes. I'm game. When and where? :kakapo:

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The S&M dungeon at high noon.

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Sounds awesome. I'm gonna whip you at this. (See what I did thar?)

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I'm gonna get so drunk you are gonna have to tie me down.

I would assume that's the exact reason it's taking place in the S&M dungeon.

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I would assume that's the exact reason it's taking place in the S&M dungeon.

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No, thats for the afterparty.

Sign me up!

Not being a fan of FF is not a prerequisite for enjoying our marvellous site, even if it does seem rather on the contrary.

Do you like cats Tabby?

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Not being a fan of FF is not a prerequisite for enjoying our marvellous site, even if it does seem rather on the contrary.

Do you like cats Tabby?

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I do.

(insert yo dawg i herd u liek cats meme here)

Maybe I should change my name to Countess von Fingerbang.

I approve.

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Not being a fan of FF is not a prerequisite for enjoying our marvellous site, even if it does seem rather on the contrary.

Do you like cats Tabby?

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I do.

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THEN WE WILL GET ALONG WONDERFULLY :D

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Maybe I should change my name to Countess von Fingerbang.

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DO IT.

You can't just go around changing your name! How would we remember who was who? It's confusing enough already! :(

Hi TabbyTrap (TT?), I normally dont post in newbie threads but I already like you better than HC, assuming you are real and not just some mannequin arm HC owns.

I just really want to know, is there really someone named 'Lyric'?

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Hi TabbyTrap (TT?), I normally dont post in newbie threads but I already like you better than HC, assuming you are real and not just some mannequin arm HC owns.

I just really want to know, is there really someone named 'Lyric'?

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No idea who that is.

The plot thickens

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Hi TabbyTrap (TT?), I normally dont post in newbie threads but I already like you better than HC, assuming you are real and not just some mannequin arm HC owns.

I just really want to know, is there really someone named 'Lyric'?

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That's not nice.

oh no, one of HCs friends...
Someone hold me.

ButNoReally, this is indeed quite awesome.
Welcome to the forums!

EDIT: So, I read the rest of the thread... Someone hold me, please. The ratio of sexual predators to semi-normal people is starting to concern me.

This is a website.

We are all sexual predators.

Speak for yourself!

Jiro is a sexual herbivore

He's also sexual prey.

He is the exception that proves the rule. He is one of the main reasons the rest of us are predators. :colbert:

He just looks so darn tasty!

It is all starting to make sense.

the bite marks?

Detonation Imagination → Destination Impregnation

Bunch of beautiful sweehearts around here. :aimkiss: This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

Sexual Tyrannosaurus? Oh, you mean you have tiny useless arms?

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Bunch of beautiful sweethearts around here. :aimkiss: This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

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Strap this on your sore ass, Blane!

Awesome newbie thread. :manus:

EDIT: Hello, people reading the archive.

Man this thread is annoying...

EXODIA! OBLITERATE!

Don't even try it, Goldenboko! I have the heart of the cards on my side!

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Detonation Imagination → Destination Impregnation

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That requires a penis be involved.

Even hotter.

Okay this went weird places

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Don't even try it, Goldenboko! I have the heart of the cards on my side!

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And you already tossed his Exodia into the Ocean anyway.

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Okay this went weird places

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Late observation my friend. It got weird on page 1.

I think it started weird. I always imagined that Hypoallergenic Cactuar lived in an isolated place where he conducted cool experiments. To think he has a neighbour who is stealing his internet is ridiculous! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!

TT=HC

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TT=HC

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@Jiro, so what, I'm not allowed to conduct experiments now that my house is next to another one?

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Don't even try it, Goldenboko! I have the heart of the cards on my side!

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And you already tossed his Exodia into the Ocean anyway.

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YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY BLUE EYES!

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Don't even try it, Goldenboko! I have the heart of the cards on my side!

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And you already tossed his Exodia into the Ocean anyway.

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YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY BLUE EYES!

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fissure

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK!

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TT=HC

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@Jiro, so what, I'm not allowed to conduct experiments now that my house is next to another one?

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I just imagined your experiments to be grandiose and take up significant levels of space. I'm not sure why. You just seem like a guy who can appreciate stuff that is BIG.

[QUOTE=Jiro;3143725]

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@Jiro, so what, I'm not allowed to conduct experiments now that my house is next to another one?

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I just imagined your experiments to be grandiose and take up significant levels of space. I'm not sure why. You just seem like a guy who can appreciate stuff that is BIG.

Who knows what evil imaginings I get up to on my acre of land and possible but not confirmed underground fortress.

the smurf is going on in this thread

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BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK!

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Well, what point in the show are we fighting here Boko?

Hah! You attacked my Man Eater bug! say goodbye to your Blue eyes!

And I draw may card, and say hello to your blue eyes once again! Monster Reborn!

Blue Eyes white Dragon, White Lightining Attack!

HAHAHAHA FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! MIRROR FORCE! I have destroyed my own blue eyes! But he shall be revenged! NOW! I sacrifice my three monsters for! Slypher the Executive Producer! Say good bye to your precious life points!

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HAHAHAHA FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD! MIRROR FORCE! I have destroyed my own blue eyes! But he shall be revenged! NOW! I sacrifice my three monsters for! Slypher the Executive Producer! Say good bye to your precious life points!

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I activate my trap card, Bulltrout! and special summon Pen and Teller from my deck!

NOT SO FAST! You activated my secret weapon! *pulls out gun* Seriously, smurf children's card games.

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NOT SO FAST! You activated my secret weapon! *pulls out gun* Seriously, smurf children's card games.

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I love watching the unedited version of Yugioh where the fight with the magic guy, but whats really happening is they are about to get their legs hacked off with a buzzsaw. ;P

GO KURIBOH

I SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY ZALGO!


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̵̬̭̫ͦͨͯ̀͘͡Z̻̫̝̟͊͛̊̉̊͜a̡͈̙̱̝͋ͣ́͛͝ͅͅl̴̨̹̲̞͔͇̳̖͇͛̓̒̂̂͒g͓̫̱̪͕̼̜̣̳ͯ̊̃͂͑̽ͮ̕o̶̸̪̠̟͉̝̖̊̃ͯ ̢̲͙͎͎̻͔̩̰ͩ̕B̢̞͇͌̑̉̾̒ͥ͒ͅẽ̺̮̦͍͉ͧ̿͋͊ͪ̿ͮ͡q̗̞̟̻̙̪̗̈́̆̏̾̐ͦ͡ů̧̢̜̥̀ͩ͛ͪe̵͉͙̟̞̝̻͈̝͌a̴̢͇̼̗̝ͯ͞t̺̭̟̹͙͖̳̔͐͐̅͆h̑̍ͯ ̶͇͙̉ͮș̲̣̩̠̾̽͒͘̕ ̮͓͍̦͆͟͜t̶̺̦̳͇̞̃͗͊ͫͤ̆̇̚ͅh̺͔̳̘͚͇̤͖̏̂̂͐ͧ̚ẻ̸͕͓̘͇̯ͪ̏ͣ̐ͨͯ͑ ͙̟̩̤̣̩̝ͫ̆ͬ̆̏̍̂͟͢ͅd̷͔̻̠̱̗̰͔̠̆̉̇̎̋̀ͬ́͝e̷͍͌ͦͣ̐͑͌̄̚ä̷̝̟͔͔̟͍̣̮̞́ͫ̋̐̆͞ẗ̳͎͉̤̝̤ͬ̏̋̀͠ͅh̝̬̞͚̗̦͌͒̈́͑ͯ͌l̵̃̿ͩ̎̽̽̐ ̛͍̟͠y̖̩̦̰̭̣̖͛͘͜ͅ ̵͓ͣ̽̍ͨ̓̈́̆̽p̛̲̰̣̤͖͓̄͒̈́̉̌̑̈l̪̣̞̘͊ą͙̻̫̗̰͇̖ͮͧͬͨ̃ͭ͜ǵ̲̭̟͓ͬ̇̊͆ͤ̒̀̚ͅuͣͩ̌̌ͦ͂͆҉͙̹̤̟ͅe̤̝̼͔̯̪̐͑ͤ̃ͅs̡̼̻̱̦̻ͪͫ͋ͭ͑ ̗͕̩ ̸̹̪̘͙̬̝͍̠̤̾ͬ͂͊ͨu͙̣̺͇ͣ̓ͤͪ́p̫̯̥͍̬̠ͨ͐̊͋̑́̀̕o̮̟̽ͥͮ̿͆̚n̸̴̰̫͍͙̘̮̓̄ͅ ̭̠̣͚̩̺̞̲̣͊̀ṭ̷̨̣̲̮̜͌ͮͦͩ͒̄h̪̹͔̻̟̰ͥ̌̓eͫ͛ͩ̀͏̱͙̖͎͉̼̮ ̵̷̛̘̫̙ͯͥ̉͑͊ë͕̥͎͚̩̪͗̓͊̏̕n̨̘̟̭͉͂̔̏̽͛̎̏̏͞e̲̭̳͖̼̹͐̎͑͂̉m̛̛͈̫͈̘̗͉̥̣̊͒ͩͭ̅ͯ̇̂̕i̢̳͕̼͉̘͍̺ͨ́̐͐̽͛̚͜ẹ̠ͭͭ̓̏ͤ̓̄͑͠ ̪͙̫̤s̲̙̭͈̾͛͗͗ ͤ͗̉ͪ̀҉̨͚͔̰̯ȯ̋̓͏̯̙͢f̵̼̗͇̣̯̆́͂̓̉͡ ̥͍͔͖͉̻ͦͨ͒͂͟͜͝ḥ̶͚̱̌̆͗͂͜ḭ̶̠̟̼̯̞͙́̃ͧͪͪs̬̺̘͖̦̦ͮ̓͗̀̂ ̿͒̿̽҉̖̱̻̗̰͕͔̜m͎͓̺̳͑́͜ͅa̼͙͈̠͙̝͛͋̑̒ͤ͒̈́͌ͯ́s̡̧̘̓ͥ̍̚ṭ̷̳̦ͬ̅ͬ̂͟e̬̝̘͗͑ͣr̅̋͌̆ͦͭ̌҉̦͔̳̟̬̫̱.̗̰͙͕̘͍̝ͥ̔̌̈ͬ̕͢
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̢̳͍̩ͮ̈́̐̉T̸̶̺̫̫̦ͨͮ͡E͉ͭ̆̑ͬͫ͋ͨ͢͞Ṋ̘͖͆̉ͬ̀̆̀ ̢͕̞̭̥̯̪̝ͧ͊̒ͪ͢T̺̮͙̹̲̰ͫͬ̆̆ͫ̀́̚Ḩ͂͛͛͟͏̩O̡̧̩̣͔͋̌̆͐ͫ̆͟Ú̪̻̫̼͚͓͍͍ͨ̌͑͂̇̑̐̔͜͞S̶̨͕̯͇͎̹͇̎ͨ͂ͯ͆͟Á̘͈̆̔̈́́̕͟Nͣ̽̂̌ͫ ̡̖̞͎̖̇̋̎̚D̝̘͔͌͛̂̽͊ͬ̇͠ ̛̬̮̍̏D̶̗͇̗̩̍ͬ̃Ị͇̼͚͓̘̬̖ͤ͒̀̒͋ͤ̑R̨̤̄̐ͤͭ͑̓́̚̕Ť̨̛̰͍̳̘͕͎̰̏Ẏ͙̱́͒͐̀ ͥ̾͏͏̩̠̳̞͉̯̣̣͉P̘͖̫̭͇̜̮͕̀͋͝͠Ȧ͚̝̩̯̩̥͌̆͛̅̓̋̔̑́Nͣ̈́͜͢҉̫̱̥T͚̜ͯ̌ͮͣ͒Ȋ̊ͪ̈҉̝͎͎̘͍̀E̡̳̞̮̻̜ͣ̅̐͊̽ͅS̙̞̦ͦ͗̓̿̍̊̀ ̣̜ͅ ͛̚͏̻͚͕̯̫̖̼͔S͖͍̦̹͚͍̞̘ͧ̏ͨ̎͢Ț̴͖̗̭̥̤̖̎ͭ̍̀͘R̸͖̂̅I͔̥͆̿͋ͣ̍̆̀̕͟K̵̟͖̺̺͆ͣ̊ͦ͘E̴̦͕͇͚̯̞̳͍͇ͤ͛͝ ̡͇̐̉ͣ̑̚V̴͒ͦ̓͏͏̰͈͍͉̯̙̘I͙̩̥͉͂ͫ͠I̮̘͈̣̝͎͖ͬ̆͞͞,̷̜͚̻̞͊̍̍ͭ̓ ̸̛͎̩͙̫͕͒͒͗̃͒ͥ͌͠L̸̳̥̫̼͓̄̊́́ͦA̝͍̦͚̤̓ͫ̄̋̂͊̆̚͢͞U̷̗̮̯̖̻͊ͪ̊̓ͭ͑̒̎Ņ̧̭̣̻͓͍̳͚̆́ͥ̄͟D͓̹ͪ̑ͮȒ̻͍͑̊͛͂̀Y̢̯͉ͨͤ̍͝ ̣ ͇͍̾ͮͨ̂̚̚͢D̮̥͉̽̆̆͂̊͑ͭ̕A̴̼̻̹̠ͭͮ̓̏Y̮̬͕̅͌̈́̿͛̋̎ͣͨ́͞͡ ̣̫̱̹̗̊̒̋̾̾͑ͥ͋͜͢A̸̺̗̙̜̹̖͙̗͊̏̕͠T̫̐̅̈̾̆ͧ͑̈̚ ͍̠̻̉̆ͨ̄͒͞F̶͖̫̮̣̹̫̔̽ͭͫ̿̔ͣ̓̿Ą̷͉̟͈̻̠͌̂̌ͦ̾̽́͝T̙̉̿̐̔ͭͨ̀̕ ̷̝̞̠͍̱̞ͨ́̀͡C̹̤ͬA̵̭͇̲̎̏̈́ͣ̓͐̕M̶̖̰̜̿͐ͨ͊̒̋̍ͫ͠P̊̐ͤ҉̥̺̖̯́!̸̫͚̟̩ͪͦͬ̃͒̿̆ͩ

YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY ZALGOFIED TEXT LEGIBILITY TRAP CARD!

[q]"The Keeper calls. I must answer.
The dreamer sleeps , he will not awake.
Zalgo Bequeaths the deathly plagues upon the enemies of his master.

TEN THOUSAND DIRTY PANTIES STRIKE VII, LAUNDRY DAY AT FAT CAMP!"[/q]

...Wtf, HC? Seriously. See a counselor.

you people are idiots lol whats with the stupid mess hypoalergic cactaur

I'm just here to break things up a little.

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WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!