The classic question of all time, why is this weirdo holding Cloud's Ultima Weapon?
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The classic question of all time, why is this weirdo holding Cloud's Ultima Weapon?
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It's Cloud from the future, after all the Midgar pollution gets to him.
He's riding a mutated Nanaki.
Poor Nanaki :(
Sephiroth returned, killing Cloud and taking his sword, maybe his masamune got broken and needed Cloud's instead
It's the same Ultima Weapon, it's been at some point thrown into the Rift just like Gilgamesh - this incarnation predates its FF VII appearance.
Denzel Washington.
Me thinks Christmas is a bit confused as to where to put this thread. :colbert:
Because he can.
I forgot to add the poll buddy. Can you add it in for me. You know the options buddy! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Christmas was looking for the porn forum but couldn't find one! This one comes somewhere near! :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Or maybe Hojo decided to try to mate Nanaki with someone besides a Cetra...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
He decided it was better to unmake the entire universe by having two of the exact same object from different times in the same place than to settle for a lesser sword.
Also it's pretty stylin'.
Time Kompression! :D I'm guessing Cloud somehow got kompressed into this timeline. Now he's Kloud. Kursed Kloud! :mad2:
Cloud led a long life of heroism, but then a strange, radioactive meteorite crashes next to him and pollutes him. He is mutated into a creature of evil, and attacks all that attack him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Or, they just couldn't be bothered to make yet another sword.
How the smurf is the Ultima Weapon wielding the Ultima Weapon?
Um, because the Ultima Weapon is actually Ultima Weapon's? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
It's not Cloud's Ultima Weapon, it's Ultima Weapon's Ultima Weapon! Ultima Weapon belonged to Ultima Weapon in the first place. Then Cloud came along and stole Ultima Weapon from Ultima Weapon by defeating Ultima Weapon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
...basically. :greenie:
And it should be called Cloud Weapon now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowIt's not Cloud's Ultima Weapon, it's Ultima Weapon's Ultima Weapon! Ultima Weapon belonged to Ultima Weapon in the first place. Then Cloud came along and stole Ultima Weapon from Ultima Weapon by defeating Ultima Weapon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
...basically. :greenie: