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what would happen if Lockharted and Tifa's Boobs put their money where their mouths are and had a kid?
Here's the outcome
http://bit.ly/QJtFd0
So try clicking this link and seeing what other monsters you can create. If you've got an easier face morpher than do share! Let the procreation commence!
Omg that's the most beautiful baby of all time.
Did you really use me and Locky's picture????
I did. I'd post the pictures but that would require effort and set you both up for even more creepers :p
THIS IS JIRO AND HAPPY NOODLE BOY'S BABY GIRL
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I tried uploading my own pictures but the process is too tedious for me. Select my head, then eyebrows....I got tired of doing and stopped at the eyebrows part... :(
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Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
I noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
To be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
Now we know.
What. The. Smurf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsTo be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
Now we know.
That conversation sounds messed up.
Most conversations he and I have are.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWhat. The. Smurf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsTo be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
Now we know.
That conversation sounds messed up.
Yeah that doesn't surprise me at all :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsMost conversations he and I have are.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWhat. The. Smurf?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsTo be fair, I DO think it was Phil I was talking with the other day about how would a man function giving birth to a child out of a dick-hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI noticed that too.... I think I just didn't allign the dots properly xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Wtf is wrong with the top of her head?
also:
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/d...Campbell/8.jpg
Now we know.
That conversation sounds messed up.
If I had sex with myself (not an uncommon occurrence) and it produced a child, this would be the product:
EDIT: The creepy thing is, this is the female version of my father. Exactly.
I think Tifa's Boobs should make more babies.
My daughter and son with Bubba:
Also, I finally had foa's babby like I said I would:
This is the single worst thing you've ever done here, Dak, you bastard.
Oh man, this just continues the circle jerk you lot have. Cute pre-rendered babies though!
When I saw this text in the preview thread I'll admit my mind took a turn for the perverse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
These kids all creep me out to be honest. None of you should ever reproduce!
My kid with HNB:
My kid with Jiro:
I see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
EVERYONE MEET PHILARA
Me and Chairman Mao.
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The hideous child of Psychotic and I:
One day, I'm going to ban all of you.
This one looks evil, unlike Philara, who is just completely angelic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
How angelic, you ask?
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ce/Philara.png
That smurfin' angelic.
I just.. I... I'm yours now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
:heart:
What the hell, guys. What the actual hell.
HOW HAVE I NOT MADE OUR BABY YET :3Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
You tell me.
All I can think of now is how me and HNB can make that baby reality... :3
:lol:
The beautiful result of Shorty's inevitable mating with a squid.
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I dunno, I think this morpher is biased towards human pairings.
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you, the beautiful daughter of NCG and Tifa's Boobs:
...Steve?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
It has a smurfing beard....Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
Attachment 37431
those EYES hahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahaaaaaaa
my retard baby with quin
She gets it from her mother. :roll2
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My lovechild with Jiro. Looks like Legolas.
can't tell if i procreated with shorty or jason gordon levitt
Hey, someone make the baby of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel. We may as well figure out what it'd look like, since they never will.
Most of these pics are blocked at work, but the ones I have seen had made me laugh so far.
My baby with Locky:
Reminds me of someone. Hm.........
http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/p...net_ramsey.jpg
oh
My ex and I did this trick over at Chuck E Cheese. (odd place for the machine imo, frankly)
The resultant pick seemed to have a layer of facial hair because I wasn't clean shaven at the time so I didn't really like it. But my ex said she wanted that kid. My parents also used the machine. The result? "What the hell is that?" I'm lucky that I didn't come out that ugly.
For play, my parents each decided to see what we'd make. God's word that my dad and I would produce the ugliest retarded German baby the world has ever seen. Disturbingly, on the other hand, my mother and I would produce a beautiful bouncing Asian kid. Needless to say, having used that machine with my parents, I no longer have any boundaries regarding the device. I would use it see what offspring I would produce with a stickbug. But that didn't occur to me at the time.
god damnit babeQuote:
Originally Posted by RantzI was disappointed with this result, so here's a better one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
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I think you done did it with JGL on that one, TB
behold
the child of steve and mel
jesus christ girl way to spoil the moodQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Sam is such a slut.
It's a lot cuter than some of the ugly babas me and Phil knocked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
The child of me and Pike:
The child of me and Hux:
And they can look forward to this little monstrosity when they finally knock a few out:
As if the poor kid's mental issues won't be enough
their baby just looks like she doesn't want her picture taken. at all.
Somebody needs to sterilise Tifa's Boobs immediately.
I think I'll cut off my penis as well... just to be on the safe side.
I feel sorry for all of these kids. Has Boobies mated with someone from every continent yet?
I still need to do Freya and DKQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD DEAR GOD THE ABOMINATIONS
I'm not sure if I ought to be disturbed by this or not...Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedIt's a lot cuter than some of the ugly babas me and Phil knocked out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
All of the children in this thread are disturbing. No one belonging to this forum should ever reproduce. :colbert:
This thread is exceptionally disturbing
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The above is the face of the child that destroys this world... it's the manchild of myself and Psy.
so the antichrist, eh
Yeah pretty much!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I was blonde until age 8 or 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I was blonde until 3, she'll grow out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI was blonde until age 8 or 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI was blonde until age 8 or 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
DAAAAAAAAAAW :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyI was blonde until 3, she'll grow out of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by JiroI was blonde until age 8 or 9.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyI see it in the eyes but where's her brown hair :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I want to see pictures of you two with blonde hair. :3
There are some things I won't share with EoFF.
Looks like a young Ron Weasley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
it looks like it wants to kill us allQuote:
Originally Posted by Ramisese Rububba the ThirdLooks like a young Ron Weasley.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
With the cricket bat.
I too was blonde as a kid.
all the counterpoint you will ever needhttp://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...sarahsquid.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Look at the expression on its face! It's silently screaming "KILL. ME."Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
But as I've said many times before, let me have one crack at your sister, mate. Just one.
Steve's first thought was to imagine that he and Paul could have a long and happy relationship that produced a child. And nobody was surprised.
lmao no I didn't think of it like that I more thought of how Paul would force himself upon me if he could. Can't have me so wants my sister, can't have my sister.... possible rape fest situation about to go down.
"Anyone can make a cute baby. Make a cute adult."
Well anyone except Iceglow apparently.
Not too sure quite where you were heading there Shiny, I mean sure me and Psy don't make for a cute baby but the one Sam done of me and her is pretty cute. Plus if you've ever seen pics of me as a kiddo I was a pretty cute kid.
That was you and MEL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
social services would have a riot with that one.Quote:
that was you and MEL.
:aimmad:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmarkall the counterpoint you will ever needhttp://home.eyesonff.com/attachments...sarahsquid.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Well smurf that trout, tbh though I think there's been like 2 members on EoFF ever whom I would even consider kids with. Safe to say that's not one of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
alright let's talk about people you DO want to have kids with instead of where this is going please
Yes, because it was heading down a very dangerous road...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I want to have kids with Elijah Wood and David Wenham and Karl Urban
They will all be warrior children
I meant from the forums goddamn it xD
Well, since they haven't figured out how to rub to eggs together to start a baby yet, I can't say you or Locky
none
I don't want babies with any of you
Personally I could go for a little taste of xXyunaoOopenelo14Xx... :drool:
I'm sure there's a few of you whose genetics are ideal for the master child I want to create.
Guys what if
Guys what if we went all mad-science and combined the DNA from every member of EoFF and unleashed the resulting abomination on the world
foa's DNA would cancel out all of ours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
The seed is strong.
Who's the mad scientist? Someone's gotta do it.
:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...34-177--p-.jpg
The go go Power Rangers of EoFF. SHORTY! LOCKHARTED! MELISSAUR! JULIAN! FOA! ICEGLOW! HAPPY NOODLE BOY! DAK! HUX! PIKE! BUBBA! TIFA'S BOOBS! PSYCHOTIC! QUIN!
i would probably make out with that
I imagine somehow animal DNA getting mixed in there and things going terribly, terribly wrong and us all just living out the plot to Splice instead.
so that's where rubah came fromQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/a...34-177--p-.jpg
The go go Power Rangers of EoFF. SHORTY! LOCKHARTED! MELISSAUR! JULIAN! FOA! ICEGLOW! HAPPY NOODLE BOY! DAK! HUX! PIKE! BUBBA! TIFA'S BOOBS! PSYCHOTIC! QUIN!
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/...939-n-jpg.jpeg
Lockharted and I finally become one, and by doing so, become the hottest woman on Earth.
Good Lord, yes.
can uh
can you guys send me some hair
I need to go change my pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
WE ACTUALLY ARE THE HOTTEST THING EVER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
My fiancee is cuter :colbert:
(SPOILER)Barely :whoa:
so show us hers and yours child
You don't deserve to see ourhellspawnglorious little angel :doublecolbert:
I'll look for some good pictures of us to try it with.
I am down for all of that and will steal them from you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsYes, because it was heading down a very dangerous road...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I want to have kids with Elijah Wood and David Wenham and Karl Urban
They will all be warrior children
what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzzfoa's DNA would cancel out all of ours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/...-2011-JPG.jpeg
I got that when I morphed the attached images.
(SPOILER)http://i.imgur.com/mTsxv.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tFPqR.jpg
EDIT:
Also, here is mine and Karl Urban's baby.
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/...-2011-JPG.jpeg
Dat tongue.