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Okay, EoFF is having a party!
Who is doing what?
I like to think I'm the girl that is first on the dancefloor, requesting all the Spice Girls, Vengaboys, Steps and is the one that knows all the dance moves.
Who are the wallflowers?
Who is spiking the punchbowl?
WHO IS THE DJ?
Who is just too cool to attend?
Etc etc etc
I'm the one who dances like Psy, regardless of what music is actually playing.
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Originally Posted by Lockharted
Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I'm the one who leaves early. :cool:
you can dance, if you want to
you can leave your friends behind
Oh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I'm not arguing with that but you can take the 90's cheese so much further! Tell me you're not too young to remember this Mr. Blobby Music Video - YouTubeQuote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedOh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
My frequent haunt at uni was Cheesy Pop - awesome night. But we must go deeper... 80s pop.
Psy is just too old to understand.
Dude I was like 9 when the Spice Girls first arrived on the scene. I was 2 when the 80's ended.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Oh I definitely remember that! :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticI'm not arguing with that but you can take the 90's cheese so much further! Tell me you're not too young to remember this Mr. Blobby Music Video - YouTubeQuote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedOh shush, everyone enjoys some cheese at a party :)Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticQuote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Everybody over the age of 11. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Too old, grandpa.Quote:
Originally Posted by PsychoticDude I was like 9 when the Spice Girls first arrived on the scene. I was 2 when the 80's ended.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Pike and Hux are too busy playing their vidya to attend this party. I'm gonna go for the food, unless the food sucks, then I'm not coming. pfft parties.
We have a cheese hedgehog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
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Will only wants to come if there are copious amounts of alcohol, and I only want to come if Paul promises to dance with me. :colbert:
What is inside the tin foil?Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWe have a cheese hedgehog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
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Probably something that used to live... like a gerbil or ferret.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaunaWhat is inside the tin foil?Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWe have a cheese hedgehog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
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:(
That is all.
I wasn't invited because I'm not cool enough anymore now that I have a life :(
I will make sure there is plenty of acohol ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
i am friggin playing these tunes
this is what we're dancing to and how
Chairlift - Amanaemonesia - YouTube
I will put more party in your party with a massive party injection.
Party. :party:
We absolutely need a Funky Ricky equivalent at the party.
I brought the molly!
I'm at the bar daring Philip to try and outdrink me.
Can I be the one that burn the whole party to ground while learning to light a cigarette with two stones?? :bigsmile:
I'm probably getting Psy and Julian to do Tequila Slammers and Jaeger Bombs at the bar with me then kicking the DJ out the booth to put some actual decent cheese on.
Can I be the one who talked her into doing it?? :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
I'm sitting in the corner, watching, sipping whatever drink I have just stolen. After Faris leaves I will give it 90 minutes for something exciting to happen and then I will drink drive home, crash my car into a tree and crawl a good 100m before I bleed out.
This is a trout party :(
Absolutely not, you will be right next to me in whatever shenannigans I am participating :colbert:
I will be getting some of you arrested.
It's name is Giles, therefore I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWe have a cheese hedgehog.Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
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I'd be the ridiculously drunk one who will somehow manage not to acquire alcohol poisoning or a hangover and call you all pansies the next day. :bigsmile:
I'm the sober guy who's not dancing that talks to everyone for just a little bit and then leaves alone as soon as it ends.
Thanks for not running me over along the way :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I'm the bartender, but I also run a kissing booth on the side. Free for women, $60 for men per second.
I'll make sure to bring $432,000 :freak:Quote:
Originally Posted by TabbyTrap
I'm down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
After shots I'd be playing beer pong and schooling you people.
I would spectate at the above-mentioned beer pong game and talk trout like you would not believe.
Trying to convince...people...to come to my place after.
I'd be the man in the kilt getting troutfaced on gin & tonics or whisky sours.
Or both.
I'd be the guy who's not dancing but still standing around on the dancefloor with sloping shoulders looking longingly at all the dancing couples. Real close during the slow dances.
I'm this guy:
http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/upl...ideo-Games.jpg
Pike, we would all be that guy if we weren't all going to be around nothing but other people who are also that guy.
This "EoFF" party is just another standard party, only with "EoFF" slapped onto its name like it's a special kind of party.
I get reasonably drunk at the party and generally entertain people. That is my role. That is my destiny.
10 minutes after that when Sarah is passed out and all the furniture is piled on top of her I will be the dickhead who pulls out an acoustic guitar. I hate myself, but it's happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I'm the drunk who befriends all the wallflowers as well as everyone else. Because you look sad and someone should talk to you and when I'm drunk I think I REALLY should talk to you so you aren't sad.
At first I thought party was like:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
MANUS: as the warrior to TANK and absorb punishment. To be killed and revived again to continue this painful cycle. :barf:
Tig: as the healer class to heal and inspires!! His presence is like a walking elixir vending machine. :kaoclove:
Psychotic: the thief class who goes around stealing and changing ppl's name. :colbert:
Clo: gotto be the dancer class that party all night in the form of a moogle, but better, because of her cleavage. :bigsmile:
Raistlin: The class who lecture your party on how right he is and how wrong you are. Join your party for a few moments, leave your party and die as part of the story. Galuf anyone? :old:
Proto: the 'misc' class that goes around shouting "objection" with a megaphone, pretty much like the role Cait Sith has in FF VII. Wtf do that Cait Sith does in FF VII anyway? :|
Uncle big hands: the monk who Kung fu others with his big big hands! :bigsmile:
Quin: like quina, a blue Mage. Just that he learns nothing no matter how many monsters he eats. :quina:
Shorty and Rantz: I think she is Sin from FF X and Rantz might be Yu yevon who is controlling her. Both of them are like boss class monsters. :(
I don't need a name: is like the special boss class monster who lurk in the shadow and can only be summoned after certain conditions are met. :bigsmile:
Nikki and Will: NPC class who contribute to the story rather that any actual gameplay. Like those two orphans that terra takes care of in FF VI.
Citizen Bleys: the NPC class that save your game and heal your party using the power of love and valentine. Only found in caves and sewers. :bigsmile:
Faris: gotto be the rigged class that is good at everything only attainable by the game shark or sex with the developers.
It'll be hours before you can pile furniture on top of me :colbert: also kc I will help you after my 4th g&t when I get chat chat chattyQuote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy10 minutes after that when Sarah is passed out and all the furniture is piled on top of her I will be the dickhead who pulls out an acoustic guitar. I hate myself, but it's happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
So help me God, if you play Wonderwall or even two notes from it, I will flay you alive, Phil.
parties are fun. ideally i'd get the correct amount of drunk and participate in amazing conversations with whoever has good things to say (which is everyone)
Phil I expect you and Bubba to do some guitaring together and if you smurfing play me some Blowin' Up The Pokies I will cry and cry but it will be the best party I've ever been to
I don't dance, but I do sing with Dan and whoever else knows the awesome songs we sing, and generally hang out of range of the probably too loud music so that we can actually have a conversation that doesn't include the line "WHAT!?" about five times per minute. When I'm not mingling, I'm just kicking back on whatever couch/sofa/whatever I can find and then just wait for whoever to come around for a chat. Oh, and I eat whatever half decent food there is around. Yay!
That's fine. We don't have to go through all the trouble of saving the world and trout. smurf that. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Shhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
:colbert:
I'm the dude who drinks and flirts with all the women.
I'll allow it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyShhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
I dunno, I don't imagine that the girls would be all that into it either. None of the girls I know would.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyShhh, Juli, don't fight it. Just let sound of a room full of drunk, out of key females soothe your dark, angry heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by table leg
im sitting by the snacks inhaling them like a vaccuum cleaner. free food!
On second thought, I'd probably be the really high girl in the basement who can't find the way out. Also free makeout sessions.
your my kind of gal ;)
I think I'd be one of the quiet ones until I have a few drinks in me. Then I'd be dancing my ass off and kissing/hugging everyone.
We need to make this happen. Someone get a venue set up.
I got a shed
I got a... garage.
I CAN BUILD A LARGE SHED SPECIFICALLY FOR PARTIES :excited::excited::excited::excited::excited:
I like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TabbyTrap
For you it would probably be $20/minuteQuote:
Originally Posted by table legI like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TabbyTrap
And he'd have to pay for the minutes she'd be in the shower afterwards.
Don't forget the therapy sessions :3
I'm not inside the venue.
Who knows where I am?
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I will be on Roofie Patrol.
No worries, ladies. :jokey:
Join me, and together we shall rule this galaxy as father and son.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
You're all welcome in my sex dungeon.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I mean, my basement.
But who will be on Clo patrol?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
that reminds me of a song...
NO SONGS
Most boring party ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
AAAND AFTER ALLLLLL....
i think you should play morning glory or champagne supernova instead as they're probably the next most recognisable oasis songs
No Wonderwall would be instantly recognizable though I would wager everyone would equally recognize Don't Look Back In Anger, Stop Crying Your Heart Out, Roll With It and Some Might Say before those two Jiro.
I wouldn't even smurfing recognise Stop Crying Your Heart Out so I doubt most other people would. Morning Glory might not be one of the top ones but Champagne Supernova definitely is. We've got ourselves a member named after the bloody song. I will give you Don't Look Back In Anger and Some Might Say though, they're pretty great.
I'll be the fella at a different party with different people, each of whom are eternally more interesting than any of you. Except Wesley. what can i say he's an intriguing freak of nature.
Manus, FOA, Pikey & Shiny are honourable mentions but I still stand by my original point. I'm pretty sure my mate who constantly forgets he's taken ecstacy & then takes 2 more 10 minutes after then freaks out when all 4 hit him at once still out ranks you.
Apparently you all didn't get the memo, but Oasis is trashy sucky trout.
I want to go to Cuch's partiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Id be the guy standing around awkwardly with a drawing pad. When asked what I'm drawing, I'd respond "Embarressing things"
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Originally Posted by Shorty
I said no songs because every song ever that comes on Dakoda will inevitably replace all of the main words with my lovely new nickname :colbert:
If I was really drunk, I'd probably sprawl out nearby and ask you to draw me like one of your French girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Well duh, why else do you think girls love it so much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Girls in the 90's loved it. Modern girls want to be serenaded with John Mayer.
I don't make the rules, I just follow them.
What how could you even say such a thing....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
On second thoughts perhaps you'd recognize it as "Stop Sharting Your Heart Out" my good sir?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
you gotta roll with it
you gotta take your time
you gotta nuh
nuh nuh nuhh
nuh nuh
mmm
mmmm
...
HE LIVES IN A HOUSE
A VERY BIG HOUSE IN THE COUNTRY
If you want to sing an up-to-date version of wonderwall you'd need to learn to play guitar with one hand because the other should be pinching your nose while you sing.
Here's a memo just for you: Get out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
No. No you don't. You'd go in the front door with the greatest of intentions & the mightiest of expectations, 10 minutes later you'd be spat out the back door, sans yer clothes, dignity, money, sanity, self respect & sense of self worth. On the plus side you'd be so high you wouldn't even notice the loss of any of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
I'm joking...as long as you're introduced you'd be in the safest place in these windy wet islands.
Update: the EoFF party will now be held at Cuch's place. He can't throw us all out.
The most attractive, the wealthiest & the funniest will survive, also a non drinker/non drugger who can drive on irish roads will survive for various errands of varying degrees of risk to themselves. The rest of you can smurf well off.
EDIT: 21 & over age limit. Anyone below that age is just too smurfing annoying.
I pride myself on being annoying.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I'M A GIRL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyWell duh, why else do you think girls love it so much?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
Only if I can skip the armpit hair. Also add a bunny tail. And a hat.Quote:
Originally Posted by PityeIf I was really drunk, I'd probably sprawl out nearby and ask you to draw me like one of your French girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar
After further consideration I will add MILF, Shlup, Julian, Quinn, Clo, Manus, Bleys, Shorty & Nikki to the list of people I wont kick upon entry.
Irish whiskey. In my stomach.
You clearly have not heard the catbox story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Also, kilt.
Spit it out!
I still get to be the one that crashes the party :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
What, the kilt? I didn't eat it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Oh man this is going to be the best bar brawl ever once MILF shows up wearing orange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
I feel pretty honored. Now let's drink.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
smurf you too then. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
He got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Also, Cuch, I know you want me at your party. :cuch:
I have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHe got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
At least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHe got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
So did I. But I did it on purpose. To get revenge on my cat for peeing on something of mine when I was out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysAt least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHe got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
A while back when I was drinking with a friend and his brother, the brother told me he once peed on a cat because he thought it needed a bath. He was high as trout and drunk at the same time.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexSo did I. But I did it on purpose. To get revenge on my cat for peeing on something of mine when I was out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysAt least it was logic of some sort; I got turned around somehow and didn't see the toilet, but I did see the catbox.Quote:
Originally Posted by SephexI have done the same thing, sadly. I did it to teach my cat a lesson. Drunk logic.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHe got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Just a friendly reminder: don't drink and toke, kids :monster:
Fair enough, you could represent one of us when the enevitable happens and the Peelers arrive.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinHe got drunk and peed in a cat litter box.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Also, Cuch, I know you want me at your party. :cuch:
Pissing in a cat litter box? Tame. I could tell some stories lad. There's been more than one girl after taking too much extacy would, no word of a ie, start pleasuring themselves in front of everyone. Being so out of it they don't know where they are. It's not as hot as you might think and we usually get some girl to bring her home. After one too many bottles of Buckfast my mate Nipple was taking a trout and for some reason walked out of the toilet, begs down....still troutting, asking for a light. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was a fella called Qbert after one too many pills take all high clothes off sans his begs, then disappear. He returned 2 hours later on a childs bike with 19 packets of onion rings corn snacks, blood pouring from his face, and a straw in his mouth that he thought was a cigarette. I'm bored now.
Pike there's a brave few of the other side I party with. It's all good.
I'm coming to your party whether you like it or not. Screw you, I'm taking any chance I can get to meet Q*bert.
We'll have our own shindig :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Jirosmurf you too then. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
Sometime soon you're all going remember it'll be held in Ireland and come to your senses.
Hmm, you're right. I hear alcohol is expensive there, that's not cool.
The most beautiful island in the world you mean? I'm sure they're ok with it. You can remain in that convict & insect ridden prison of a land you call home. Ya won't be missed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
With Hookers, and Blackjack!Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedWe'll have our own shindig :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Jirosmurf you too then. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
You know what, forget the party and the blackjack!
Oh yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Northern Ireland or Terrorist Ireland?
I will let you all into Cuch's party. He clearly loves me more than the rest of most of you.
You may have mixed your Ireland's up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysOh yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Northern Ireland or Terrorist Ireland?
At least if the party party sucks in Australia you can go to the beach.
That is true.
Yep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To smurfing kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
Don't forget criminals!
Criminals that will buy you a couple drinks before they try and shank you at least.
Only the weak get killed.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnYep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To smurfing kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
I'm just ignoring all the insects, you'll have to protect me :|Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyOnly the weak get killed.Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnYep, where there's quite literally hundreds of animals and insects with one thought on their minds. To smurfing kill you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle Boy
You're in good hands.
That role applies to you as well by the way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
:)
My god, you've all gone insane.
Won't say no to a gin and tonic, even if I'm getting shivved afterward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
This is all talk, where is the actual party? :colbert:
That's what I'm saying, man, we need a venue!
So far we have garages and Cuch's house.
I tried to resist. BUT-
http://youtu.be/DqKBrNdpIMU
I lol'd XDQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I prefer this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
If it helps swing it this picture was taken after the northern lights were seen on the north coast at 2am the othet day. Bring a coat though.
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That's gorgeous!
Why does that look like a screenshot from oblivion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn