Where do you stand on the controversial subject of boobs?
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Where do you stand on the controversial subject of boobs?
I generally stand on top of them. I tried to stand under them once to get the good underboob view, but I just fell on my head.
I live the boob life. I'm not ashamed.
pornhub was going to donate a bunch of money based on porn views this month to susan komen but susan komen said no thanks we dont want your dirty wank money
Susan G. Komen Rejects
anyway i am all about boobs
Komen continues to prove that it is run by a bunch of obnoxious prudes. First anti-abortion, and now anti-porn to the extent of refusing money that could help save lives? What bulltrout.Quote:
Originally Posted by krissy
I like boobs.
Boobs are cool. I like boobs.
Mostly I'm a fan of my own.
I don't understand why anybody would disapprove of boobs.
As is the entire male population of EOFF... and most of the females too, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
The best thing about being a female is having a constant supply of boobs 24/7.
GROSS NO
The best thing about being a male with no concern for social or legal propriety is having a largely constant supply of boobs.
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Originally Posted by Clo
That depends, is there a beard directly above?
Or below?
proof that no one can't like boobs:
straight guys: too obvious
women: they're yours duh
gay guys: appreciate the finer things in life which of course includes boobs
ive touched boobs a couple of times and i am pretty happy when doing so, so I approve
Two is too many, one is just right. Three is a problem.
Not on Mars, it ain't.
I am offended that lesbians were not included in this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
After the Ocean vs. Space thread, it's nice to see us all agree on something.
We've reach a consensus! Eyes on loves boobs~
Eyes on Boobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
It happens during every conversation anyway. :monster:
two thumbs up
two handfuls up
I'm sure lesbians were grouped together with straight women.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloI am offended that lesbians were not included in this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
yes, women equals ALL women
None of you deserve boobs. :stare:
Boobs are awesome.
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Originally Posted by Clo
someone doesn't approve of boobs
i'm so confused!
My boobs are offended. D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I'm afraid, that once again, I am the thorn in your side.
As a gay guy, they bring me no pleasure.
You don't need to be pleasured to appreciate boobs.
Captain Kirk would disagree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
Boobs are the tit. Glad to finally get that off my chest.
I love boobs.
Especially side boobs.
I love boob accessories too, I have about 40 bras.
67 nipple tassels, 8 clamps and 6 gallons of whipped cream.
I love boobs in all shapes and sizes. But I prefer them to be about a handful. Like a certain someone I know :greenie:
Also, on the subject of boobs, "middle of the road" sounds really... naughty. I approve.
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Originally Posted by Chris
Exactly. Also, gay guys love my boobs. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
teehee you all said boob
I bet they are also one of the few who don't like their steak medium rare. :holmes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
Most gay guys claim to not like breasts because they see them as being merely a couple of gobs of hideous fat. Presumably, gay guys who like fatties would also like girl breasts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
I like breasts.
Personally, I don't like boobs. I don't like idiots. I don't like stooges. I don't like morons.
How about.... Booty?
bootay.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I'd like to throw my support behind boobs.
Psychostick - Because Boobs [OFFICIAL] - A funny boob song. - YouTube
Also, If you don't like boobs then you obviously support breast cancer. smurf that, SAVE TEH BOOBIES!
The Much better boob song.
Tim Minchin...Confessions - - YouTube
I could take 'em or leave 'em.
I bet you were so disappointed that you couldn't make that titillating pun when tit was still part of the filter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
At least tits don't smell like trout.
they can if you organize your threesome correctly
Pro-boob.
Admit it, it would have been the breast post in the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by RaistlinI bet you were so disappointed that you couldn't make that titillating pun when tit was still part of the filter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
These puns are horrible. One day I will hate you all for giving me such horrible mammaries of this place.
Boobs are wonderful things.
oh god you just did that didn't you oh god that was smurfing painful and greatQuote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
They're alright. Can't say I've been keeping a-breast of the subject recently...
Edit: Aw darn, I'm late to the punnage party. Well, might as well continue milking it.
Man, I had no idea so many EoFFers loved me. :3
You lie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Only for your boobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Ah boobs, such wonderful things. In the spirit of this thread I demand access to the EoFF Secret Porn Thread. So I can stare at boobies.
:colbert:
I am a fan of boobies.
http://www.galapagoscruises.com/what...ed-booby/4.jpg
I was almost waiting for this to make its way to the thread.
I think it goes without saying, really.
/threadQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Let's all come up with other names for our favorite lady parts.
You know what I means, names like jugs.
I call them funbags. :greenie:
You had your chance to make staff so you could see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
I have named my boobs.
George, and Oscar. Alternatively, they can be called the Bluth Twins.
I've named my moobs Jim and Bexley. After Jim Bexley Speed.
My boobs will be Troy and Abed.
"Troy and Abed get some grooooping!"
This is quickly becoming ridiculous.
With that aside, my man boobs are named Paul and Barry, the Chuckle Brothers. I have their faces tattooed on their respective breast.
You people don't deserve to know the names of my body parts.
Probably named after different species of whale. Which bit do you call Killer?
Her vagoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
Her tits are Sperm and Humpback.
:colbert:
We all know which part is Humpback, and it isn't a boob. :roll2
You are poking the dragon, sir.
She told me this is what she and Pontus call sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
That's very Targaryen.
swear to god I will close this thread
It's so nice to see someone else in the hot seat for once.
She doesn't mind it, though. Dragons can't be burned.
i saw sarah's boobs
you know how sometimes in gift shops you get those long, bendy pencils?
yeah.
Not all boobs are great. I've seen pancakes, lumps, crooked, ballooned, hairy nipped. But when they are great, they're grrrreat.
Now is a good time to fall back on my mormon prudishness.
No one has seen my boobs. :colbert:
I like to think Shorty names her boobs 'Bam' and 'alam'
But I just really like Black Betty. :p
Poor Shortstar.
Poor Rantz. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Not even your parents? Mitt Romney disapproves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Her sister-wives have.Quote:
Originally Posted by TigmafuzzNot even your parents? Mitt Romney disapproves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I love me some boobs.
This is a crime against nature. Show them to me! If you can trust anyone with that knowledge, it is I.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Plus, it's not like it would be news to me. I've seen mad titties. I may be a connoisseur. If anything, I will verify for you that they are indeed fantastic.
UNLESS THEY'RE MISSHAPEN. In which case, painful honesty will be painful.
Update: Clo is the only person on this forum I will flash.
:mymelomfg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
YESS I AM THE GREATESSSTTTT.
I've never really flashed my boobs, but I've mooned people quite a lot.
A lot.
That explains the spacesuit cats.
Yea, I had been wondering where they'd come from...Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
I got quite a few and I named all of them! But not the one beside my butt. That one is a tumour. :bigsmile:
On second reading, the "I will flash" almost makes this sound like a threat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
wait we can post gifs?
We have always been able to post gifs, at least as long as I can recall. There was a point in time where I think we banned gifs from sigs for a while because people were looping in questionable material and/or giving people epileptic fits.
You mean like this super NSFW gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
(SPOILER)https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DemandingI...restricted.gif
MORE
Did I just watch someone get severely injured and/or die? I wonder what it would be like for that much stuff to fall on top of you at once...Quote:
Originally Posted by VermachtnisYou mean like this super NSFW gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
(SPOILER)https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DemandingI...restricted.gif
Boobs of all genders are valid. Though I’m more of an ass man myself
I'm pretty proud of my boobs. Spent a long time growing 'em.
Dun forget to fertilize them! :bigsmile: