In conjunction with the spirit of recent threads, lets talk about butts! Booty! Badonkadonk!
How do ya like 'em?
Personally I love some junk in the trunk :smug:
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In conjunction with the spirit of recent threads, lets talk about butts! Booty! Badonkadonk!
How do ya like 'em?
Personally I love some junk in the trunk :smug:
Yes, an ass thread.
I have a fantastic ass.
My ass seems to be admired by some.
I would pay your ass the homage it deserves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I wrote a sonnet about your boobs, so I guess we're even
inb4 baby got back
i like the butts but there's a limit to HOW big
I have a decently ample ass and I'm proud.
Also, Bum Bum Song.
I love this thread.
Oh. I approve. I wholeheartedly approve. You deserve applause.
I personally think that all these girls saying they've got great asses need to post pictures and prove it!
subtlety gets you further.
You have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Why is this not a multiple-choice poll? I want to vote for all of them :(
One time someone called me Jennifer Lopez.
That person is now dead.
Now, now there are several factors that are involved for determining the perfect set of buns. Apparently there's an equation for it. I've been told several times that I have an amazing set of buns whether I believe it or not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Personally, I like my men scrawny but a little something to squeeze is nice :jokey:
I'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloYou have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
But I poop from there.
I don't know if I have a nice butt or not, but I noticed asian women can't seem to stop themselves from grabbing it. It made my last job really really awkward. I would have called them on it but I no speak ching chong.
There is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
My ass is my favourite bit of my body.
My housemate once just said to me as I walked through the room, while her boyfriend was there... "MM DAT ASS!"
:lol:
No butt (lol) seriously, I'm allowed to be overly confident about one bit of me, I have the best bootayyyy!!!
I love... Mmm!!
Nice autobiography there, Prince Charming.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowI'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloYou have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Mm, why don't you come and find out. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by table legThere is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Steve, I think what she was saying is that we aren't obligated to prove anything to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloNice autobiography there, Prince Charming.Quote:
Originally Posted by IceglowI'm not the one sitting there claiming my ass is fantastic, the onus of evidence is not on me to support that claim it's on you. Though really, whilst some guys would go with subtle approaches and trying the "If I beat around the bush enough eventually I might get some" routine I'm far more likely to be open, direct and honest bout things from the get go.Quote:
Originally Posted by CloYou have not at any point proved to me that you are deserving of any of us bothering to prove anything to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Steve, nobody here is ever going to smurf you. xD
Ye know what's missing from this poll? "Ooo, soft..."
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You say it like I've expressed a serious desire to have intercourse with someone from here. I know it might be hard to believe but really, why would I ever want that? I mean I can't manage a "distance" relationship across a distance of less than 100 miles. Why would I want to be in a relationship with someone anywhere from a couple of hundred miles to several thousand miles from me? I know some people here do make it work and I respect them immensely for their patience and ability to do so, I am however fully aware that I would never allow myself to participate in such a relationship because I know that I personally have way too many wants and needs to be satisfied by such a relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
Steve, you're being creepy. :colbert:
Faris you get a gold star for posting my favorite (and on topic too!) scene from FFIX!
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Wear it with pride! :bigsmile:
How Will? In tongue in cheek saying that they ought to prove it? Or in being honest enough to say I'd never go for anyone on here for the obvious reason that y'all live many, many miles from me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
Seriously don't get how you guys determine this at times, I mean to actually take my initial post in this thread seriously was a folly in itself, learn to tell when I'm on a wind up or being honest!
Only if I can share my findings with EoFF, bby. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsMm, why don't you come and find out. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by table legThere is no way you have great boobs and a fantastic ass. I call shenanigans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Only attractive men are allowed to be jokingly (read: seriously) perverted, otherwise it's just weird.
See above.
Argh, my name is Steve, and I like to over-explain myself until people stop reading my posts!
Then you should never be allowed to talk what with your big old jew-froQuote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
People still attempt to read them?Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
I just assume it'll be one of the three things he always talks about: working on the busiest high street in London for hours and hours and hours; shagging all the foreign birds; and how much in love with him Paul is.
Do whales have asses?
Whales named Sarah do! I also like a good ass. I can easily oogle over a nice booty without getting the eye from the lady.
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Originally Posted by Iceglow
Coincidentally, I live 97 miles away from Steve. :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-y Davidson
also smurf yes love me some curves
Oh my I love butt.
A girl with a good booty is fantastic. Put that booty up on some four inch heels and I will drool like big drooling dog.
I also like guys with a nice and firm squeezable butt. Mmmm.
Why is the penis thread the only body part thread that was closed? Discrimination!
I also llove asses. True story: Lynx (Madonna) once gave me a lapdance.
People compliment me on my firm and toned buttocks regularly.
Gotta love a pair of nice, firm buttocks.
dat ass
ass>boobs
I'm not gonna go into counting the ways...
>.>'Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro