Jokes about EoFFers!

Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?

Answer She kills people with her Gas Chambers.



What jokes do you have about EoFFers?

So, Steve's chatting up this beautiful girl in a bar, right?

...:monster:

That's Harle-y funny. Do you expect to Quin something? :colbert:

Steve.
:colbert:

:|

Fine. Here's a limerick.

There once was a chick named Pike
Who really sought to delight
In the splendor of gaming
With he who was flaming
Yet it ended in a big fight

ahaha, I love that limerick xD

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Q. How is Lockharted like Hitler?

Answer She kills people with her Gas Chambers.



What jokes do you have about EoFFers?

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For smurf's sake!!!

:lol:

Stop making a boob out of yourself.

Tifa's Boobs and Lockhearted are walking through a forest when they happen across a set of tracks!

"These are wolf tracks" Cautioned Tifa's Boobs.
"No, these are just deer tracks. There's nothing to worry about." Corrected Lockhearted.

"No, they're definitely wolf tracks!" retorted Tifa's Boobs, defiantly.
"No, they are simply deer tracks!" argues an increasingly indignant Lockhearted.

And like so, they argue back and forth for almost an hour.






Until they're both run down by a train.

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Originally Posted by WildRaubtier

Tifa's Boobs and Lockhearted are walking through a forest when they happen across a set of tracks!

"These are wolf tracks" Cautioned Tifa's Boobs.
"No, these are just deer tracks. There's nothing to worry about." Corrected Lockhearted.

"No, they're definitely wolf tracks!" retorted Tifa's Boobs, defiantly.
"No, they are simply deer tracks!" argues an increasingly indignant Lockhearted.

And like so, they argue back and forth for almost an hour.






Until they're both run down by a train.

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Your face is a joke.

>.>

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

Well, at least he didn't say it aloud.

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What's the biggest joke on this site? (SPOILER)My dick.

Get it? Because it's big!!!

Mullet is Gordon Freeman???

Why did Iceglow cross the road?

(SPOILER)If you want the answer, please see the 120 page novella he wrote justifying all of his actions and the thoughts that were occurring to him before, during and after his crossing of the road.

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

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In the near future Rantz invents the Junction Machine Ellone and uses it to influence the Jiro of about 5 years ago so that he changes his name to Jiro from Sir Cloud and becomes popular as a member of Eyes on Final Fantasy purely to set up this joke.

"Shorty"

The fire is either accidental or on purpose.

Remember that time when Agent Proto was Preton? :chuckle:

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Originally Posted by Rantz

Jiro and blackmage_nuke walk into a bar. The bartender goes, "Hey, you're Jiro, ain't ya! Last time you were here you asked my wife to blow your long Australian horn!"

blackmage_nuke thinks to himself: "What didjirodo!?"

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Possibly the best post ever made on EoFF.

I do not know if this is supposed to be deliberately unfunny or if I'm really just a wretched comedian.

It is about Iceglow.

(SPOILER)http://i.imgur.com/qoTY9.jpg

Haha the mohawk even.

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Originally Posted by Shoeberto

What's the biggest joke on this site? (SPOILER)My dick.

Get it? Because it's big!!!

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Invitation accepted:

"You're certain this is not because it is small? Or does it not work? After all, referring to it as a joke isn't a good thing. Wait. Is it not real? Do you attach it with a strap? Does it take batteries?"

Thank you. Do not cum again.