Your mother is so fat, she produces gravimetric distortions significant enough in magnitude to enable localized time travel.
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Your mother is so fat, she produces gravimetric distortions significant enough in magnitude to enable localized time travel.
Go!
smurfING.
EXPLAIN.
YOUR GAMES.
YOU :bou::bou::bou::bou:S.
I thought I was playing already? :D
You smell like buns.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Yo mama so massive, she has her own event horizon.
Your mother is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
yo momma so old, they keep discovering new evidence of her in the fossil record every year
Your momma's so slow her de Broglie wavelength is measurable on a macroscopic scale
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Your mother's IQ is the intellectual equivalent of absolute zero. Attachment 37581
Yo mamma so poor, when I stepped on a cigarrete she said 'who turned off the heat?'
Yo mama so fat, when she travels, the tides change.
Oh yeah? Well the Sine of your penis approximately equals your penis.
I always enjoyed this one;
Yo mamma so old she has Jesus in her yearbook.
Oh yeah? Well your mom's so old, her memory was stored in a Williams-Kilburn tube.Quote:
Originally Posted by alixjohn110
I just want to say that Betelgeuse is one of my favourite stars.