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It's all true. I'm not well. And as i'm very rarelt sick i dont know how to handle it and am moaning and complaining like a little girl. I've had injury after injury, and wound after wound, and not one of them caused me to moan half as much as this bastard flu is managing to.
So I require sympathy, hot soups, various fruits (ie grapes apples etc), someone to mop my brow with a cold cloth and someone to work for me for free. Please apply below. No time wasters please.
Will a Get Well Soon card suffice?
HTFU!
Shut up Mullet. You don't know my pain.
Unless you explain it in Iceglow level detail I'm afraid none of us will truly understand your suffering man. Just be on the lookout for the elderly woman I sent to walk around Belfast trying to bring you soup.
TIL Cuch is a crybaby.
I am trying to help you but you're being very difficult.
Awww, get better soon Cuch~! :(
Don't listen to them, Cuch. I would bring you soup.
Here, have a sponge for your brow. My application is in the fire though :(
I was sick too, and I suspect I will be sick again before the winter is past.
Goddamn children. :mad:
I'll do it. I will fulfill all those conditions if you pay for me to get there.
But they are the future. Don't damn the future! :onoes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
There'll be no future if the gays keep causing all these unnatural disasters.
Stay on topic Quinn ya unquenchable :bou::bou::bou::bou:
These are all just words. Words are wind I need actions. Get yer holes over here and nurse me better.
No holes of mine will nurse you, good sir. :colbert:
Cuch is the harbinger of the gay apocalypse! :onoes:
It's probably Lupus.
I would have never guessed Lupus would be part of the gay apocalypse. Whoddathunkit?
Makes sense. Lupus. Loop us. Loop is an obvious reference to butts.
Awwww, Cuch is a wee little pansy. How cute.
Didn't you have another bad flu a while ago? You need to tell your immune system to stop sucking. :cuch:
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Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
I actually forgot about that, yea I had bad flu about this time last year. You think about me more than you let on don't you WeasleyQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
It's referencing the shape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletObvious...Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Obvious...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro JagginsIt's referencing the shape.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletObvious...Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Only every night when I'm in bed. It makes my naughty bits feel funny. :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by CuchulainnI actually forgot about that, yea I had bad flu about this time last year. You think about me more than you let on don't you WeasleyQuote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Those under-nourished berries need all the stimuli they can get I suppose.
You already did a manberry joke in this thread. -1 for a rerun of a joke.
eat some raw garlic
man flu. :colbert:
Menthol and Eucalyptus are your friends for decongesting.
Lemon and honey for a sore throat.
Chilli, ginger and garlic in your food to give you a boost.
And drink plenty water.
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Here ya go chuchutrain.
That only adds to your maximum health. It doesn't restore it. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
You people are pathetic. Some decent tips i suppose..that golden apple reference is lost on me, im phoning an ex and pretending i like her again just so she nurses me better.
You're all sacked. All words no action. Like a jilly cooper book
Maybe youre just not reading the words hard enough
I told you I would come if you paid, you son of a bitch. :colbert:
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Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
But...it looks so delicious.....
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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
On a ff forum too -.-
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You're all sacked. All words no action.
You`re probably just cursed by an old witch anyways.
Get better Cuch, being ill sucks. :(
why did this make me laugh so muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
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Originally Posted by Pikewhy did this make me laugh so muchQuote:
Originally Posted by Flaming Ice
Lol..I was just giving him a lame nickname :)
Quick Update. I'm still smurfing sick. My teeth are itchy.
It's time for chuchutrain to arrive at happy, healthy station.
Have you considered a dose of scotch?
Alcohol, the silent cure.
cuch doesn't drink.
He's terribly allergic to alcohol, y'see.
have you ruled out metals poisoningQuote:
Originally Posted by Cuchulainn
The solution is clearly to scratch your teeth.
How does he use mouth wash then?
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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
He needs to stop shouting out "All aboard".