Lazy, goodfornuthin' staffers! It's Movember!

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11-01-2012, 02:22 PM
Flying Mullet

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Lazy, goodfornuthin' staffers! It's Movember!

Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle Movember, so I've taken it upon myself to start a thread about it. Who's up for growing a beard or mustache during the manliest of months, Movember? If you are already rocking facial hair then I commend you on your solid efforts to continue the legacy that is rugged sexy.

For those of you that want to join in, post a picture of your face at the beginning of this most epic journey so that we may chronicle our facial feats for future generations.

Commence!

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11-01-2012, 02:30 PM
Chris

I can't do coffee cakes or mustaches! I have tried in the past, but I just cannot! :(
11-01-2012, 02:30 PM
Unbreakable Will

I shall participate, do I have to shave at the beginning or can I build upon my beard as is?
:monster:
11-01-2012, 02:39 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

I shall participate, do I have to shave at the beginning or can I build upon my beard as is?
:monster:

Your choice.
11-01-2012, 03:18 PM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle ner ner ner

THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF

I 100% support this endeavor as long as you all do not shave it off afterward and foaface and I will be cheerleaders for this thread. Godspeed.
11-01-2012, 04:15 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I'm a growin'.
11-01-2012, 04:17 PM
Jowy

i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!
11-01-2012, 04:20 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF

MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO BE ON A COMMITTEE AND MAYBE THEY DROPPED THE BALL!
11-01-2012, 05:41 PM
Shorty

We totally did, I completely missed your thread :(

Doesn't matter - beards are getting in here one way or another. Come on now, people.
11-01-2012, 05:53 PM
Pumpkin

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

I'm a growin'.

:G
11-01-2012, 05:56 PM
Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!

Even this year?! :cry:

I'm thinkin I'll actually attempt it this year.
11-01-2012, 06:06 PM
Freya

I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.
11-01-2012, 06:10 PM
Red Mage Coffman

Totally in~ Will post pic soon.
11-01-2012, 08:20 PM
G13

I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:
11-01-2012, 08:24 PM
Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Araciel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

i only grow my facial hair out in april...although the prospect of being an unkempt mess for the entirety of winter seems appealing!

Even this year?! :cry:

I'm thinkin I'll actually attempt it this year.

i'm HOPING i can this year...guess we'll find out what happens in December.
11-01-2012, 09:04 PM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by G13

I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:

It's in a box under my bed and I KEEP FORGETTING ;__________; I swear to god I remembered AN HOUR before I last visited you and then forgot :(
11-01-2012, 09:15 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by G13

I will continue growing my beard. :monster:

Hey, Srh, what ever happened to my mug from the last beard-a-thon? "Lost in the mail", no doubt. :colbert:

It's in a box under my bed and I KEEP FORGETTING ;__________; I swear to god I remembered AN HOUR before I last visited you and then forgot :(

Don't worry, she forgot about Movember this year too. You'll get your mug in 2015.
11-01-2012, 09:18 PM
Shorty

The lack of beards is my fault. I will accept the blame.
11-01-2012, 09:20 PM
Pumpkin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

The lack of beards is my fault. I will accept the blame.

Thank you. I mean that.
11-01-2012, 09:26 PM
Jowy

everyone loves a little bit of stubble, come on now.
11-01-2012, 09:28 PM
Heath

I was trying to convince a couple of people in work to do this with me but they wimped out. I don't mind looking ridiculous as long as other people do too. Maybe next year! It's a great cause though, and one I'll definitely be donating to.
11-01-2012, 09:54 PM
Cuchulainn

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Started before you. For extra commitment i kept the nose hairs in. Word

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11-01-2012, 10:50 PM
Hollycat

I'll start tomorrow ;)
11-01-2012, 11:08 PM
Faris

It is starting to get colder... What better way to keep a face warm than with a mighty beard!
11-01-2012, 11:50 PM
Night Fury

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I'm not even staff but...Attachment 37884
11-01-2012, 11:53 PM
Shorty

LADIES TAKING ON THE BEARD CONTEST

how do you like them apples, boys?
11-02-2012, 12:02 AM
Jowy

four days of not shaving gives me a head start
11-02-2012, 12:09 AM
NorthernChaosGod

I've been rocking a beard, but I will probably just not trim the bitch for the entirety of November.
11-02-2012, 07:23 AM
Araciel

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Originally Posted by Lockharted

I'm not even staff but...Attachment 37884

ccreepy
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11-02-2012, 09:03 AM
Shlup

I told my husband that I wanted to be festive with my armpits but he just got sad. :(
11-02-2012, 09:19 AM
Jiro

I'll try December on for size since I've gotta be "professional" or whatever. Good luck to everyone growin'!
11-02-2012, 03:08 PM
Unbreakable Will

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About a weeks worth, ahhh November is great.

EDIT: Also Lockharted, that was creepy as trout. :|
11-02-2012, 03:17 PM
Quindiana Jones

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

It's about raising awareness for prostate cancer, you horrible cow! :cry: /dramaticstormoff
11-02-2012, 04:27 PM
Shlup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

It's about raising awareness for prostate cancer, you horrible cow! :cry: /dramaticstormoff

Breast cancer is the only cancer you need be aware of, kthx.
11-02-2012, 04:38 PM
Pike

It's movember for me all year long

Yeah I said it
11-05-2012, 06:49 PM
Flying Mullet

There is a severe lack of starting pictures to kick this off. :colbert:
11-05-2012, 06:52 PM
Goldenboko

meh if I last the whole month I'll give you a before and after shave shot.
11-05-2012, 07:32 PM
Shorty

I am also unhappy with the participations. I DEMAND MORE BEARDS
11-06-2012, 01:55 AM
fire_of_avalon

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

Apparently the staff isn't manly enough to handle ner ner ner

THERE IS AN EVENTS COMMITTEE THAT MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO BE A PART OF

I 100% support this endeavor as long as you all do not shave it off afterward and foaface and I will be cheerleaders for this thread. Godspeed.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/up...py-240x180.jpg
11-06-2012, 02:00 AM
Futan

I actually had a decent one growing but I shaved it off on Friday once I got water back. Which was before I saw this thread just now. :/ And no, I won't grow one :3 unless this coming nor'easter puts me out of electricity for days again...
11-06-2012, 02:06 AM
theundeadhero

I'll start one in January. Then I'll not shave it off in February, March, or April.
11-06-2012, 02:14 AM
TrollHunter

Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com

Uhmm, I may be wrong... but isn't movember about mustaches... not beards?
11-06-2012, 04:53 AM
Yar

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freya

I think there are more women on staff now than men so it's no wonder we kinda just overlooked movember.

Just stop shaving your legs for a month. Be manly!
11-06-2012, 05:05 AM
Shorty

No, you will all start now and post pictures of your progress.

Make us happy.
11-06-2012, 08:32 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Can I just post a picture of my current beard that I will let grow free for the month?
11-06-2012, 08:36 AM
Pumpkin

No. No beards can be posted or exist.

:stare:
11-06-2012, 08:38 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quiet, you.
11-06-2012, 11:51 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

I had a week head start this time, so it won't be official, but I'm having fun. :jess:

Everyone I know loves my beard.
11-06-2012, 07:03 PM
theundeadhero

January :colbert:
11-06-2012, 09:12 PM
Iceglow

Sod you lot lol, I tried getting this ball rolling A MONTH AGO! Did anyone listen? Did anyone pledge to join me... NO! As it is I happen to have not shaved properly in a month just been trimming back the stubble.
11-06-2012, 09:48 PM
Flying Mullet

One month ago was not Mo/Brovember. :colbert:
11-06-2012, 09:56 PM
Iceglow

No but I was trying to get it organized so we could raise some money for charity again like we did last year when we made a relatively large amount for a relatively small group of us growing. So stop being such a muelly mule! :doublecolbert:
11-06-2012, 10:58 PM
Flying Mullet

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11-06-2012, 11:23 PM
TrollHunter

-cough-
Uhm, guys. Typically, movember isn't about growing beards for charity. It's mustaches for charity.
My friends at school were making this mistake too ._.
Movember United States - Get Involved
Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com
Movember - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Who knows, maybe I'm the misinformed one... but I don't think that's the case this time around.
11-06-2012, 11:44 PM
Flying Mullet

The beards are for Brovember, I just happened to use Movember in the thread title.
11-06-2012, 11:55 PM
fire_of_avalon

A mustache without a beard is lonely. Unless it's on Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck or my dad.

I will donate a dollar to prostate cancer research for every dude on EoFF who grows a beard AND posts the progress in this thread.

EDIT: So far that's only four dollars. Show me your faces, jerkasses.
11-06-2012, 11:59 PM
Shorty

Double it. I'm game.

You'd all better still have facial hair by the end of November. :colbert:
11-07-2012, 01:09 AM
Quindiana Jones

foa and Shorty. I want you to know that I am growing a moustache/beard. I don't have an official donation page, but I want proof that you're donating. However, I do not want one dollar per member: I demand one dollar per week per member! #raisingthestakeslikeaboss
11-07-2012, 01:14 AM
Shorty

Absolutely not. What do you think we are, rich?
11-07-2012, 01:26 AM
fire_of_avalon

Let's see how many members will consistently post beard updates and I might be game for this. I could afford forty bucks if it's 10 of you. If 50 members get involved I can't play by those rules.
11-07-2012, 01:29 AM
Shorty

foa, how about we split it? Get ten members, foa and I will split the amount.
11-07-2012, 01:35 AM
Quindiana Jones

I'm okay to be split between foa and Shorty. :jokey:
11-07-2012, 02:27 AM
Shorty

No. The splitting is between the two of us. No one else is invited.

Unless you want to, you know, help our pockets out.

I don't know what I'm saying.
11-07-2012, 04:11 AM
fire_of_avalon

Shorty wants you to make love to our pockets.

Not the flesh ones, the ones where we store money. In our pants.

The cloth pockets in our pants where we store money.

There's no money in my vagina.
11-07-2012, 05:35 AM
Pumpkin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iceglow

No but I was trying to get it organized so we could raise some money for charity again like we did last year when we made a relatively large amount for a relatively small group of us growing. So stop being such a muelly mule! :doublecolbert:

Most of that money came from me and this year I have no income so....yeah.

Hoepfully Megan and Shorty's idea will help out.
11-07-2012, 05:59 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

A mustache without a beard is lonely. Unless it's on Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck or my dad.

I will donate a dollar to prostate cancer research for every dude on EoFF who grows a beard AND posts the progress in this thread.

EDIT: So far that's only four dollars. Show me your faces, jerkasses.

I'll participate if I can go from this and just let it grow wild for a month.

http://i47.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/vcx66q.jpg
11-07-2012, 06:00 AM
Shorty

Now that is more like it.

foa is correct with the pants pockets. No vaginas in the beard thread.
11-07-2012, 06:10 AM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

No vaginas in the beard thread.

Hey now, let's not be too hasty...
11-07-2012, 05:26 PM
Flying Mullet

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Super evil immoral double-post!

End of Week One and in the itchy phase:
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11-07-2012, 06:39 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

I'll post a progress picture when I get home.
11-07-2012, 07:04 PM
Iceglow

See if I was up for it, I could totally go ahead with the original plan...John Travolta's handlebar tache from taking of pelham 123
11-08-2012, 01:54 AM
Jowy

also suffering through the itchy phase
11-08-2012, 02:22 AM
sharkythesharkdogg

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...1-07211724.jpg
11-08-2012, 02:54 AM
fire_of_avalon

I demand more smiles out of you all. You are doing real men's work, growing those beards. You should be happy.
11-08-2012, 03:45 AM
Jowy

hard to smile when my face is itchy all damn day!
11-08-2012, 04:56 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I demand more smiles out of you all. You are doing real men's work, growing those beards. You should be happy.

I have a bit of a smirk, that should be good enough.
11-08-2012, 08:30 PM
Quindiana Jones

sharky has a ridiculously handsome beard. You bastard.
11-12-2012, 06:41 PM
Flying Mullet

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Unfortunately, I've had to shave my beard off for personal reasons. My beard had grown in enough that I was able to shape it as well. :(

I took one last picture right before I shaved (with a big smile for foa) and here was my progression:
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11-12-2012, 06:41 PM
Shorty

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:(
11-12-2012, 07:16 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

And then there were......however many of us there are left. I dunno. Someone finish that out for me.
11-12-2012, 10:58 PM
Jowy

i am beginning to instill fear in all of the other males at work with the greatness of my neckbeard. i am the alpha wolf.
11-13-2012, 08:53 PM
Shorty

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I think you all should adopt this series of events into your own lives.
11-14-2012, 12:22 AM
Jowy

full on neckbeard at this point
11-15-2012, 05:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7315/photo2taq.jpg
11-17-2012, 07:22 PM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Movember United States - Get Involved
Adam Garone: Healthier men, one moustache at a time | Video on TED.com
Movember - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Quote:

The beards are for Brovember, I just happened to use Movember in the thread title.
11-17-2012, 10:42 PM
Shorty

Prostate cancer thanks you for your support.
11-17-2012, 10:47 PM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

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This just in: growing facial hair makes you happier!
11-18-2012, 04:41 AM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Prostate cancer thanks you for your support.

I love supporting prostate cancer, I wish everyone had it.
anyway,
I was merely letting boobs know what it was, and what the title was meant to be.
:colbert:
11-18-2012, 04:42 AM
Shorty

My post was for TB and not for you as clearly you know what the title of this thread was for, nerdface!
11-18-2012, 04:49 AM
TrollHunter

Well.... Well...
You're a meaniemcjerkface

Yeah, I said it.
What'chu gon' do 'bout it?http://i.qkme.me/3539c8.jpg
11-18-2012, 04:59 AM
Shorty

I'm a meaniemcjerkface for being on the side of prostate cancer? :aimmad:
11-18-2012, 05:22 AM
themagicroundabout

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You can add another man with a beard to your list of men with beards

here is a photographAttachment 38024

Sometimes even I have difficulty drawing the line between where my hair ends and my beard begins. I feel as if I am slowly but surely turning into Phineashttp://www.freaknet.org.uk/pages02/a...s/phineas1.gif
11-18-2012, 07:07 AM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

I'm a meaniemcjerkface for being on the side of prostate cancer? :aimmad:

Wait? You're siding WITH prostate cancer? That's terrible!
11-18-2012, 10:14 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Update. I don't know if this will work, because I had to make a new account on imageshack. Photobucket's homepage hasn't been able to load up for several days now.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/469/photorud.jpg
11-18-2012, 11:09 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Nice beard, bro.
11-19-2012, 01:22 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

You're not lookin' too bad yourself. :jokey:
11-30-2012, 03:56 PM
Jowy

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last day, boys! let's see 'em! someone I work with commented that my neckbeard hair is fusing with the hair on the back of my neck. i've never felt so manly in my entire life.
11-30-2012, 04:45 PM
Shorty

eric are you a sasquatch in real life
11-30-2012, 04:48 PM
I Don't Need A Name

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

full on neckbeard at this point

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7315/photo2taq.jpg

The glasses are similar... EVEN THE TSHIRTS ARE SIMILAR. Certified conspiracy. NCG=J
11-30-2012, 05:04 PM
Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

eric are you a sasquatch in real life

i may or may not be...i do have poor posture and i'm covered in hair.

NGC and I are both just dashingly handsome gentlemen. i can't grow a proper goatee though so he's got me beaten there.
11-30-2012, 09:52 PM
Clo

Time to shave!
11-30-2012, 09:59 PM
Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Time to shave!

i don't wanna :aimcry:
11-30-2012, 10:00 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jowy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

Time to shave!

i don't wanna :aimcry:

Do it while drunk to up the bloodshed and excitement.
11-30-2012, 10:00 PM
Jowy

it's like you already know how my friday nights usually go down
11-30-2012, 11:42 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

The final beard.

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...gg/photo-4.jpg

Haircut.

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...gg/photo-2.jpg

Beardcut.

http://i839.photobucket.com/albums/z...gg/photo-5.jpg
12-01-2012, 12:25 AM
Jiro

sharky do you just grow the most distinguished beard naturally or what? I just can't even comprehend how you look that damned masculine. You really know how to pull off that gentlemanly look.

Also last night I dreamt that I had a full on mo. Imagine my disappointment to wake up and see it's still not true :( ONE DAY
12-01-2012, 12:27 AM
Shorty

where's mulley :(

sharky is indeed a generous beard-grower and I am impressed!
12-01-2012, 03:31 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

sharky do you just grow the most distinguished beard naturally or what? I just can't even comprehend how you look that damned masculine. You really know how to pull off that gentlemanly look.

Also last night I dreamt that I had a full on mo. Imagine my disappointment to wake up and see it's still not true :( ONE DAY

I took classes under Prof. Al Borland. I'm now certified in beardness.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

sharky is indeed a generous beard-grower and I am impressed!

Rumor is that he's also a generous lover. >__>

Thanks for the compliments, guys. It was a fun month! :jess:
12-01-2012, 11:25 PM
fire_of_avalon

So how much money am I doling out? Who was left at the end?
12-02-2012, 12:43 AM
NorthernChaosGod

With awesome bedhead too.

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3762/photo3dbj.jpg
12-02-2012, 01:39 AM
Jowy

credit where credit's due, man.

you totally won the unofficial beard contest. let it go until the end of the year.
12-04-2012, 04:45 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.
12-04-2012, 10:08 AM
Jiro

This should definitely be turned into a redux of Shorty's beard contest. Don't shave, keep posting updates, go.
12-04-2012, 02:59 PM
Shorty

We can just start the beard contest from here? :D?
12-04-2012, 03:46 PM
Jowy

NO

GODDAMMIT

I SHAVED YESTERDAY :aimcry:
12-04-2012, 05:54 PM
Cuchulainn

Why you al shaving? It's Decembeard. Next month is Januhairy. no razors for 30 days for either sex. By Fabruary I want all males here looking like Chubacca and every female looking like Frieda Kahlo.
12-04-2012, 05:55 PM
Shorty

Sorry, bro. I can't be hairier than my Swede when I see him in two weeks.
12-04-2012, 06:32 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.

We all win. You had a great beard already, and Eric and I made pretty good ones for only having a month. :jess:
12-05-2012, 10:25 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Wait, are you saying I won? :confused:

I would have, but my girlfriend totally hated it so I trimmed it down all nice and neat.

We all win. You had a great beard already, and Eric and I made pretty good ones for only having a month. :jess:

Hell yeah! Beards galore.

I think the ladies of EoFF are the real winners for being able to witness all our beard-y goodness.
12-10-2012, 03:55 PM
Flying Mullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Sorry, bro. I can't be hairier than my Swede when I see him in two weeks.

Then he better start growing a beard.

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