Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
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Let's post our little known secrets of schlupduck. Like this one time she freaked the hell out when I was accused of stalking her sister. Yeah right. I'm married!
O_O
That is all.
I don't have a sister.
Shlup likes dipping bananas in tomato soup.
I don't know why I remember this.
That was actually my breakfast today. Though I've switched to yellow tomato soup.
more shlupsecrets!
I heard she's actually a type of goldfish.
How PGesque.
I don't know if any of you know this, but ShlupQuack was married on my birthday.
Also, her love for me was so well known that an EoFFer once seriously thought I was her husband. That was funny.
when she was 10, shlup stuck a pencil through the hand of one of her mathematics teachers
he later went on to teach community college courses on coping with depression
Shlupquack is in fact;
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Her knees actually bend backward, like a type of bird. Her sprint speed is impressive.
I heard she has a penis. Ive even seen a picture.
I'm not giving away her secrets! Not even the one about the brazilian midget and the buttflap.
tell it! I'm a cat
Her knees are her ankles.
One of these just plain isn't true.
I hear her o-face is the same shape as the Czech Republic
She's currently on her fourth marriage.
:stare:
She has posters of N'Sync all over her bedroom walls and has a bear obsession.
Originally Loony BoB was supposed to go to the FFXIII-2 event with me. But Amanda called Interpol on him and told them he was running a human trafficking ring out of his flat, citing his collection of human hair samples as evidence. That's also why BoB doesn't post as much anymore. They only allow for one hour of internet per day in prison.
The plot thickens.
She gives BJ a new nickname every other night.
Madonna is actually an account of Shlupwing Duck.