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11-08-2012, 12:30 AM
Citizen Bleys

Dear Americans

Disgruntled Americans threaten to move to Canada after Obama victory | Canada Politics - Yahoo! News Canada

Dear Americans threatening to move to Canada because your guy lost your election,

We don't want you.

Love,

Canada.

Seriously, if I can put up with 13 years of that smug, smegma-slurping sphincter Chrétien, a country with a term cap can suck it up and soldier on.

On the other hand, since this time (Unlike when the other side did the same thing after Dubya won) the majority of the would-be emigrées are fundamentalist psychopaths, might I suggest Iran? Mahmoud I'mmadatmydad reportedly likes that kind of person passing well.
11-08-2012, 12:31 AM
Quindiana Jones

I loved the response they got from Australia. xD

It's worth noting that I think moving away from America is a wonderful idea and I wish you would all do it.
11-08-2012, 12:32 AM
CimminyCricket

It kills me that people can be so ridiculously stupid.
11-08-2012, 12:36 AM
Futan

What if I'm considering it because I like your country better? Am I still not welcome? :/
11-08-2012, 12:39 AM
Jiro

Australians don't want them either. The bogans can go with them and form their own super conservative paradise somewhere under the ocean.
11-08-2012, 12:42 AM
Bolivar

Not all obama opposers are "fundamentalist psychopaths." Some just happen to like hockey :love:

The Jalapeno popper crowd is going to Mexico, I hear.
11-08-2012, 01:50 AM
Pike

The problem with this joke is that sites will go around listing "LOOK AT ALL THESE TWEETS FROM STUPID PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MOVE TO CANADA LOL" and then you go to those actual people's twitter accounts and 99% of them were obviously joking. But everyone takes it seriously and then the jokers get hammered with abusive tweets.

Yes I'm a party pooper.
11-08-2012, 01:50 AM
Shlup

You'll take them! You'll take them and you'll like it!
11-08-2012, 01:51 AM
The Man

It always cracks me up when people threaten to move to places with universal health care because Obama expanded our government's involvement in health care.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...66027369_n.jpg
11-08-2012, 07:23 AM
Shorty

Tags and tags of disgruntled mormons up in arms all over my facebook feed threatening to move to Canada. I stirred that pot and it was glorious.
11-08-2012, 07:24 AM
Laddy

Would you take me, Canada? :love:
11-08-2012, 07:25 AM
Pumpkin

....I like Canada :(.
11-08-2012, 07:25 AM
Shorty

You can never go back. You're one of us now.
11-08-2012, 07:49 AM
Jiro

Best tweet of the year:

http://resources0.news.com.au/images...isten-neel.jpg
11-08-2012, 07:53 AM
Laddy

Don't let anyone ever try to convince you America is not a nation of blithering idiots. :stare:
11-08-2012, 08:30 AM
Yar

You should build a wall hundreds of miles long...
11-08-2012, 10:36 AM
Pike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Tags and tags of disgruntled mormons up in arms all over my facebook feed threatening to move to Canada. I stirred that pot and it was glorious.

Don't forget to point out that Brigham Young said that capitalism was evil and that the Doctrine and Covenants instructs the early Saints to set up a commune and pool all of their possessions and share everything

Trust me I know this trout
11-08-2012, 05:35 PM
Shorty

oh how I love you, darling xD
11-08-2012, 06:08 PM
Psychotic

i wonder how many of the smug condescending people were the ones saying the exact same thing when Bush won...
11-08-2012, 06:16 PM
Madame Adequate

Oh now come on, we're having a Delicious Republican Tears thread and we've not linked to the crazy woman yet?

Forewarning: This is loud and not remotely safe for work, filled with swearing out the wazoo.

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube
11-08-2012, 06:33 PM
Shorty

Twenty-four minutes.
11-08-2012, 06:35 PM
Chris

Moving to Canada just to avoid Obama is real mature. :greenie:

http://www.radiolive.co.nz/Portals/0...al-with-it.jpg
11-08-2012, 06:41 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube

.________.

She's pretty angry that nobody is sharing her links.
11-08-2012, 06:55 PM
Shorty

Everyone shown here will soon be crossing your borders, Canadians.
11-08-2012, 08:09 PM
Iceglow

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube

wow she's special, I'm sure she'll make someone a lovely wife.
11-08-2012, 08:16 PM
Sephex

Someone on my Facebook that I didn't think was THAT religious or conservative did the whole moving to Canada thing. She claims that Obama wants to take away her Bible and Rifle.

I would actually understand her more if she had a rifle that shot Bibles because that would be sweet.
11-09-2012, 02:57 AM
krissy

or a bible that shot rifles
11-09-2012, 03:16 AM
Flaming Ice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sephex

I would actually understand her more if she had a rifle that shot Bibles because that would be sweet.

:eep:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Laddy

Would you take me, Canada? :love:

But China ..has good labour policies......
11-09-2012, 04:00 AM
Shiny

Fat white bishes are saying this a lot. Since when do we listen to them?
11-09-2012, 04:53 AM
DMKA

It's hilarious because this is the exact same kind of crap you saw when Bush won his second term.

But seeing people who hate Obama because of Obamacare threatening to move to countries with socialized healthcare completely blows the prior out of the water.
11-09-2012, 05:32 AM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Oh now come on, we're having a Delicious Republican Tears thread and we've not linked to the crazy woman yet?

Forewarning: This is loud and not remotely safe for work, filled with swearing out the wazoo.

Obama Was Re-Elected - I'm pissed - This ain't pretty. NSFW!!! (Or civilized humans.) - YouTube

Oh my god this was amusing.
What a happy soul.
11-09-2012, 11:24 PM
Raistlin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Best tweet of the year:

http://resources0.news.com.au/images...isten-neel.jpg

Ahahaha, I love that one. Anyone inform Kristen that the Prime Minister of Australia is a female atheist?
11-10-2012, 07:13 AM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raistlin

Ahahaha, I love that one. Anyone inform Kristen that the Prime Minister of Australia is a female atheist?

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says :colbert:
11-12-2012, 12:42 PM
Aulayna

I'd move to Australia just because of this.

Julia Gillard Smashes Tony Abbott for Sexism and Misogyny - YouTube

It was glorious.
11-12-2012, 06:50 PM
Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says :colbert:

What do you expect from a traitor who wants to abolish the monarchy?

*reloads*
11-12-2012, 11:22 PM
Jiro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

And she sure as hell doesn't support what she says :colbert:

What do you expect from a traitor who wants to abolish the monarchy?

*reloads*

I think you'll find she's actually Welsh. She probably left because she hates our glorious Queen.
11-13-2012, 12:35 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMKA

It's hilarious because this is the exact same kind of crap you saw when Bush won his second term.

But seeing people who hate Obama because of Obamacare threatening to move to countries with socialized healthcare completely blows the prior out of the water.

Yeah. I could see people who hated Bush wanting to move to a semi-socialist country and not being hypocrites. But people who hate Obama? The Obama brand of "socialism" has got nothing on us.
11-13-2012, 07:49 PM
Bahamut2000X

Can;t i still come live in your country Bleys? I had plans where we would go see movies, and play at the arcades, and set up secret bases in treehouses (that would exclude girls, naturally). It was to be a glorious time to be had. T_T
11-14-2012, 06:48 AM
Citizen Bleys

Unhappy voters in 33 states sign petitions to secede from U.S. after election | syracuse.com

Whine, whine, whine. One would think that grownups could lose without throwing a temper tantrum.

One would think that, but one would apparently be wrong.

I always felt the appropriate reaction to losing an election was just to say smurf a bunch of times and get on with your life.
11-15-2012, 04:57 AM
Jiro

Let them secede. It would be hilarious.
11-15-2012, 05:08 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Wait, people really are serious about that? :confused:
11-15-2012, 05:10 AM
Jiro

Yeah man. You can't have a black muslim atheist terrorist running america. That's unamerican!
11-15-2012, 12:27 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

Yeah man. You can't have a black muslim atheist terrorist running america. That's unamerican!

Don't forget socialist. People need to move to Canada to get away from that. Because we're obviously the real home of the free now. XD
11-15-2012, 01:05 PM
Aerith's Knight

You can't keep me out of Canada. With my education, English fluency and the such, I can become a permanent resident if I find a job there. :)

*evil laugh*
11-15-2012, 01:56 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

You can't keep me out of Canada. With my education, English fluency and the such, I can become a permanent resident if I find a job there. :)

*evil laugh*

Unless you move to Quebec anyway. New Brunswick would be a bad choice as well. You know, assuming you wanted a job.
11-15-2012, 02:03 PM
Flaming Ice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

You can't keep me out of Canada. With my education, English fluency and the such, I can become a permanent resident if I find a job there. :)

*evil laugh*

How about since santa is at the north pole all the americans take a trip to find him and work there!
11-15-2012, 02:34 PM
Pumpkin

Oh you Maritimes and your unemployment.

But yes, it is funny to run to Canada to get away from socialism.

I like how I spent like six months immigrating to the U.S. and people are now running to Canada. I apparently went the wrong way.

...I miss Canada.
11-15-2012, 02:37 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion

Oh you Maritimes and your unemployment.

The rest of the Maritimes seems to look pretty good compared to my province apparently. I knew unemployment was bad here, but didn't realize it was that bad, and that much worse than the rest of the Maritimes. 2% is quite a difference.

Quote:

...I miss Canada.

It's November. You have to wait until Spring at least to miss Canada. It's only going to get colder here before it gets better.
11-15-2012, 02:55 PM
Pumpkin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion

...I miss Canada.

It's November. You have to wait until Spring at least to miss Canada. It's only going to get colder here before it gets better.

I see your point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion, April 2013

...I miss Canada.
11-18-2012, 07:21 AM
Jiro

I miss Canada too.
11-20-2012, 06:20 PM
Flaming Ice

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion

...I miss Canada.

It's November. You have to wait until Spring at least to miss Canada. It's only going to get colder here before it gets better.

I see your point.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion, April 2013

...I miss Canada.

It isn't that cold right now :)
11-20-2012, 06:29 PM
Slothy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

It isn't that cold right now :)

Not by my standards, but other people seem to start complaining as soon as things dip below 0 degrees. Meanwhile I still walk around in t-shirts and leave my coat unzipped.
11-21-2012, 04:05 AM
The Summoner of Leviathan

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

Originally Posted by shion

Oh you Maritimes and your unemployment.

The rest of the Maritimes seems to look pretty good compared to my province apparently. I knew unemployment was bad here, but didn't realize it was that bad, and that much worse than the rest of the Maritimes. 2% is quite a difference.

Quote:

...I miss Canada.

It's November. You have to wait until Spring at least to miss Canada. It's only going to get colder here before it gets better.

To be fair, it is probably my neck of the woods that gives it such a high rate. Northern New Brunswick is pretty troutty in that sense. GORGEOUS if you like nature. troutty if you like having a life.

Yes, move to Quebec where the current Premier is so anti-anglo it is not even funny. Ironically, Montreal elected its first English mayor in over a century. O-o;
11-21-2012, 05:30 AM
Flaming Ice

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vivi22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flaming Ice

It isn't that cold right now :)

Not by my standards, but other people seem to start complaining as soon as things dip below 0 degrees. Meanwhile I still walk around in t-shirts and leave my coat unzipped.

I actually get cold pretty easily now but it's not really that bad.

I remember we used to get blizzards at this time of the year though.......hasn't happened for a while.

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