HOW HORRIBLE IS THIS SONG
JOIN IN ON THE CHRISTMAS HAAAAAAAAAAATE
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HOW HORRIBLE IS THIS SONG
JOIN IN ON THE CHRISTMAS HAAAAAAAAAAATE
/rageragerageragerage
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I have no idea what you're talking about.
You've finally lost it.
You hobag, now it's going to get stuck in my head :nonono:
This thread is about terrible Christmas things that ruin your spirit. The song "Christmas Shoes" is one of them.
Joining you on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Also there's no such thing as a bad Christmas song. Even the bad ones are bad enough to be good.
No man.
That boy just wants to buy his dying mum some nice shoes. That sounds like a good kid. Let him buy her those shoes man.
Just a repost of a song I left for Shorty on her VM:
Mister I wanna buy this shoes
For my Shorty please
something soemthing something something Rantz
something Wendy's Frosties
If Shorty JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
How dare you dislike something with the word "Christmas" in it! I will be reporting this thread to Fox News.
Do it. I will come at you with my top notch secular wrath like you ain't never seen.
I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS SONG
IT SHOULD BE CALLED HOLIDAY SHOES
I also have no idea what this christmas shoes song is supposed to be, but I also left this delightful song you wrote in Sarah's usernotes because apparently it is something that will annoy her and I am all aboard that particular train. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I'm not annoyed, she clearly did it out of love.
How about now? :aimkiss:
still love :aimkiss:
I actually didn't hear about this song until a couple of years ago when an internet reviewer I follow ranted about it. I seriously never heard about it until then! I can see why so many people think it's lame, but whatever, I seriously have never heard it outside of the review in question.
I am guessing that some parts of the country have little to no airplay of the song/TV movie. I suppose I am lucky enough to live in an area where it's actually hard/impossible to catch this sort of thing.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DKI also have no idea what this christmas shoes song is supposed to be, but I also left this delightful song you wrote in Sarah's usernotes because apparently it is something that will annoy her and I am all aboard that particular train. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I definitely did it out of love! But, I added all the extra Jesuses, because we all know Sarah hates Jesus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
That is not true. I love Jesus. I want to be bros with him.
HE ONLY LIKES YOU IF YOU HAVE PRETTY SHOES, SARAHQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I have pretty blue shoes :(
ARE THEY CHRISTMAS SHOESQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
THE MESSIAH DESIRES CHRISTMAS SHOES AND CHRISTMAS SHOES ONLY YOU PHILISTINE
Well Sarah just told me the face of her fantasies belongs to that guy who presents Man vs. Food, so I think her chance with the messiah must have evaporated a long time ago. :stare:
My fantasies belong to zachary quinto goddamn it and jesus would approve
Maybe. But only because Zachary Quinto would be with a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I am helping him find salvation!
Like that girl on Saved!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
http://www.magweb.com/picts/actor/20...am_richman.jpg
so when you dream about him, which part of the picture are you? the sandwich? one of the fries? I don't understand how it works, please explain. is that the face you see in your mind?
ahahaha do you mean mandy moore
daney that's not him, you are wrong :aimmad:
No no, the one that gets pregnant~Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:aimmad:
She has sex with her gay boyfriend because Jesus tells her to!
I don't understand anything going on in this thread.
When she gives birth it's like:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
"I'm the father!"
"I'm the boyfriend!"
"I'm the father's boyfriend!"
Love that movie. Anyway, I don't love those claymation Christmas specials that aren't Rudolph. Those are downright creepy.
Yeah I've never heard of this song and Christmas carols should just be enjoyed 'cause they're only around for 1 month a year. Why does everyone hate fun?
Hitler had fun.
It's not a Christmas carol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
IT'S A CHRISTMAS ABOMINATION
Amen, sister.
Why do you hate the idea of joy?
*has obviously never listened to Christmas Shoes*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
xD
Neither do I. :Oo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Okay I just listened to the song and the little kid is buying his dieing mum a pair of shoes. It doesn't make sense. She's about to die, what is she going to do with a pair of shoes ? Wouldn't it be better to spend time with her rather than buying her a shallow gift ? Wouldn't the best gift for her be spending time with her ?
So Christmas is all about buying shallow gifts like shoes, and not spending time with family and friends ? My mum is unwell so I'll buy her some shoes... it doesn't make sense. And it's clearly made to try and tug on our emotions on a manipulative manner...
BECAUSE JESUS YOU PHILISTINEQuote:
Originally Posted by maybee
Don't you be takin' the Lord's name in vain you heathen joy hater
I'm telling ya, when I'm sick and dying I would like to be able to wear some Louboutins. So when I have a wee kid, he can buy me some smurfing Louboutins or Santa's not giving a trout about his stockings.
I didn't take the Lord's name in vain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
It was:
Becasuse Jesus, you Philistine!
oh well does it help if I said I can't read
If I'm on my deathbed and I catch my kid running out to buy shoes and not spending every goddamn spare second with me until I pass you can be damn sure that kid is going to grow up seeing his angry ghost mother every Christmas yelling at him. This way I'll still be able to give him a complex even though I'm not alive.
Lol Jesus wore sandals, I don't think he'll care too much what shoes you have when you die.
What a stupid song.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Hey that's a good point!Quote:
Originally Posted by maybee
so when i saw this thread before (yesterday? idk doesn't matter) i didn't actually read it i just saw maybee's post and i was gonna say something very much along those lines so I repped it and went on my way
now i come back and read thread again and i'm like what the trout is going on in here
SIR I WANNA BUY THESE SHOES
you are drunk hahahaha
UBH wins this thread indefinitely. Patton Oswalt is a god among men.
I'd never heard it before, listened to it, and never care to hear it again.
This isn't on the radio here, so maybe I lucked out.
Surprised nobody has tried linking the actual song as evidence against it. I can only assume it's catchy as hell.
Some kid mooches off a stranger so he can buy his ma some penny loafers.
HAVE FUN WATCHING THEM BURY YOUR MOM IN THOSE SHOES, MAYBE YA SHOULD'VE SPENT SOME TIME AT HER BEDSIDE INSTEAD
I heard this song on the smurfing radio today almost crashed my car on purpose just to get away from it