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Hi everyone,I'm starting a thread about fruits. I love fruits and they are essential part of my diet. Fruits are rich sources of nutrition and vitamin.They contain dietary fibers. Here I found some fruits effective for losing weight.
Damsons
Raspberries
Grapefruit
Rhubarb
Guava
Strawberries
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank fruit for that burning feeling I get in my stomach and for making the best flavoured candies.
I'd like to thank fruit for being so fruity.
Long live lychees.
You know what fruit goes great with?
Chocolate.
I hear that sistaahQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
/is munching on a Terry's chocolate orange right. now.
Oh god I want a chocolate orange now. :(
I've plowed through 3 in less than a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Tesco have them buy one get TWO FREE. TWWOOOOO
Yeah. Mr Shauna bought lots from Tesco when we went because of the deal. xD
I'm going to pop in again on my way home, because despite being totally skint, I am never too skint for a deal like that. Mmmmm chocolate orange.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
smurf.
Do it. You know you want one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
mmmmmm smooth, creamy chocolate with a nice orangey tang.... split into segments.... mmmmmmm oh yeah, that chocolate so good, oh my god yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh
There are no English Tescos in Paris. :(
TWO!?Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI've plowed through 3 in less than a week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Tesco have them buy one get TWO FREE. TWWOOOOO
TWO!?
What the feckin' smurf.
I'm giving you my address and some money and demanding copious amounts of them!
Chocolate oranges aren't really fruit, because there's not real orange. :colbert:
Also, chocolate with fruit is an abomination unto God.
Terry's Chocolate Orange actually does have real fruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
And TB
THIS
http://www.austindowntownlions.org/R...rawberries.jpg
I see that the bots are getting smarter.
Fruit is pretty great, I should eat more fruit. TIL that there is a whole lot more to pineapples than you first thought.
This is ruining good chocolate, imho.Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedTerry's Chocolate Orange actually does have real fruit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
And TB
THIS
http://www.austindowntownlions.org/R...rawberries.jpg
No girl, you're wrong, that right there is a food orgasm.
Haven't we already had a thread in which we found that a disturbing number of members on this forum are stupid wrongers? ;)
Is that not all threads on EoFF?
Of course not. Most things we discuss here are simply a matter of opinion. The deliciousness of fruit and chocolate is no such thing. :D
Time for another Ocean vs. Space-like war thread!
Imagine dunking an extra-terrestrial fruit in a chocolate ocean. Mmmmmmmm....
Fruit doesn't need chocolate. If it needs to be paired with anything it's whipped cream or creme anglaise. Or just eat it by itself, fruit is god damn delicious just on its own.
Miriel is correct that fruit needs to be paired with whipped cream.
Sorry Locky, TB is right that it's an abomination :(
I much prefer fruit by itself. Delicious. :3
I just couldn't help but stir things up. It's what I do. :(
Fruit is just nasty in general.
WHAT?
Fruit. Is. Nasty.
:stare:
Second.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I don't eat this fruit crap.
Perhaps you should have said it with smilies: :kauberry:http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/eoff_smilies/puke.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Fruit is delicious if wrapped in bacon and deep fried.
Here we go again!Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I feel like the fruit and bacon thing is more worthy of scrutiny. xD
Do strawberries seriously burn more calories than they contain?
STOP FREAKING TROLLING PG
EATING FOOD MAY BURN CALORIES BUT NEVER, EVER MORE CALORIES THAN WHAT WAS IN THE FOOD ITSELF. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
I summon Freaking Chimp and Julian.
*throws hands in the air*
That's it. I'm going to go eat nothing but mcdonald's and chips and late night breakfasts and maintain lean body mass and get physically stronger. Jerks.
You've obviously never had them when it's a bit frisky out ;pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
what about celery pgiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
With the number of food threads on EoFF, we need to start a food sub-forum.
Chris will be banned from the forum. :colbert:
No, dude! If we have a food sub-forum then GC itself will never get any love!
Pffft!!! I could rule that forum. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
To actually answer this: An 8inch stalk of celery contains 6 calories, it isn't the chewing/swallowing what burns the calories but the digestion of the tough cellulose. However when you consider Celery doesn't actually taste great most people serve it with some kind of condiment which then causes the celery to stop being a negative calorie food. When properly prepared, you can add: Cauliflower, Cucumber and Spinach amongst others to this list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shortywhat about celery pgiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Ultimately however it takes an exertion of 3500 calories to burn just a single pound of fat. Therefore if we assume it takes 20 calories to digest an 8 inch stalk of celery compared to the 6 it contains, this means you're going to have to eat: roughly 227.5 8 inch Celery stalks to burn a single pound of fat. (SPOILER)(3500/20 = 175. 175*6 = 1050, 4550/20 = 227.5) Oh and in that time you cannot eat anything else nor drink anything else.
Julian could've said that in two sentences or fewer. Jus' sayin'.
Sorry, I just saw inches, swallowing and "doesn't actually taste great" all at once and now I'm in bitsQuote:
Originally Posted by IceglowTo actually answer this: An 8inch stalk of celery contains 6 calories, it isn't the chewing/swallowing what burns the calories but the digestion of the tough cellulose. However when you consider Celery doesn't actually taste great most people serve it with some kind of condiment which then causes the celery to stop being a negative calorie food. When properly prepared, you can add: Cauliflower, Cucumber and Spinach amongst others to this list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shortywhat about celery pgiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Peegee
Ultimately however it takes an exertion of 3500 calories to burn just a single pound of fat. Therefore if we assume it takes 20 calories to digest an 8 inch stalk of celery compared to the 6 it contains, this means you're going to have to eat: roughly 227.5 8 inch Celery stalks to burn a single pound of fat. (SPOILER)(3500/20 = 175. 175*6 = 1050, 4550/20 = 227.5) Oh and in that time you cannot eat anything else nor drink anything else.
:lol: :lol:
I wasn't asking about how much celery you'd have to eat to burn a pound, merely pointing out that it's been said that you burn more calories eating celery than the actual celery contains.
I can't stop laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
An eight inch stalk will definitely give you more than six calories. Come on. :roll2
I wish I had an eight inch stalk just to test out how much it would fill me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by LockhartedI wish I had an eight inch stalk just to test out how much it would fill me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
I'd like a big swallow of an 8 inch stalk.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!+1Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I think you want this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
what did I sayQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI can't stop laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
what
I don't get it
He could also have said it without you making like a circus seal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
How blunt you were. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Shortywhat did I sayQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsI can't stop laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
what
I don't get it
I was going to post about the celery thing and corroborate with PG, but you guys went all pervy on this thread. wtf.
God that took a wrong turn real fast. I clicked over to page 2 expecting sensible, family friendly discussion. Instead innuendo is rammed down my throat like I walked into a creepy fetish club and have to pass challenges to escape.
Yeah it is. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
And you pass creepy challenges to get in a fetish club, not out, silly boy.
Bait taken. You guys are too easy.
Mmm fruits! So good! So healthy! Right now I am munching on some blueberries with Mike and they're soooo good~~~<3
Btw, I think sweet things that taste fruity or have fruit in 'em, like ice cream or cake and the like, go really well with chocolate~ All the better if it's creamy or if it's with whipped cream~ AND ANYTHING ORANGE FLAVOURED IS SO FREAKIN YUM WITH CHOCOLATE! :heart:
Only for you, baby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Again, it's like you're practically begging for it. Perhaps we should install a filter with common innuendo and filtrate it.
Nothing Boobies says would get past the filter then.
And to address some semblance of the original topic from many, many posts ago: fruit and chocolate do not go together. You disgusting, horrible human beings.
no u
Mmmmm fruit and chocolate~~~~~
Fujiko is perfect, while Raistlin is a disappointing failure.
:love::love::love::love::love::-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*:kaohappy2:mymelrelaxed::mymeltitter:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
i like fruit with or without chocolate let's not get hostile here
I should realize more often that if a thread hits 50 posts it's probably at least worth taking a look at and what you do know it turned into dicks
Coffee filtration?
Just filter her comments with a counter that says "Hi, my name is Sam and I have made 509,382,586,239 pervy comments today :jess: I love you all... literally!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
"Sammy so horny; me love you long time."
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Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland