1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"
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1. Attend a hip-hop concert dressed as a 17th century nobleman. Flag down a random concertgoer and say "I say, old chap, I seem to have misplaced my monocle. Have you seen one hereabouts?"
2, Freeze an egg, crack the shell off and eat it like a lollipop.
3. Date someone from EoFF.
No, this is how you do it, TB:
4. Jiro
5. Jiro dressed as a chocobo.
6. Say "Kelloggs" to your local priest tomorrow. 37,000 times in succession.
What the hell have I got to do with anything?
7. People tell me that I shouldn't make carrot popsicles? :confused:
I dispute that this was a 17th century idiom.Quote:
old chap
8. Vote Conservative
This is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.
I honestly don't know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I just don't like being called the token nutjob when the reasons I freak out are legitimately life destroying. It's like you're all happy my life is a disaster. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SkybladeThis is a list of insane things to do for no reason. You're insane, so doing you clearly qualifies for this list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Don't feel too bad, though, there are plenty of other EoFFers who should show up here as well, you're just the first one I thought of who I figured wouldn't get mad at me.
token nutjob?
EoFF's nujob:non-nutjob ratio is astounding.
Which is why being lauded as the nutjob is incredibly mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
I'm obviously much more insane than Jiro could ever hope to be. I'm offended that you singled out him instead of me. :mad2:
#9 hang out in #eoff
10. Get into an argument about who's more insane on a Final Fantasy message board.
11. Attempt to smoke sandwich meat in a bong made out of a swastika-emblazoned plaster skull.
12. Give Mercen-X advice. You know he won't take it.
12. Lose the will to live.
EDIT: make that 13, though in response to Bleys's.
14? Make gonja out of sliced turkey meat and smoke it in a bong.But he will thank you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs