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So hey!
I just burst onto the site and I really felt like I had something to say, so here's me making a big fuss, when all of a sudden I realise I have nothing to say, or at least I don't know what to say.
You know that feels eyeson?
Share your awkwardness here friends.
Yours in Excellence,
~Prime Minister Timekeeper.
I believe that it's called being a Mod.
Halloween at my office. There are some inexpertly-made fairy cakes on sale for 20p each.
Me: "Ha, who made these?! They look like they've been sat on by a fat man."
Female Co-worker: "My daughter made them for halloween."
Me: "...oh..."
Female Co-worker: "...."
Me: "...."
I'm confused, I don't know what to say!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Yours in Excellence,
~Prime Minister Timekeeper.
(SPOILER)...
I like awkward silences because it means I'm not hearing an idiot speak.
It's the only time you get peace and quiet in public.
That's uh... a nice shirt there...
How's the weather today?
Snow sucks! Right?! Ahahahaha, RIGHT?!
"...." online is how some friends and I greet each other on Skype. XD
I sometimes cause awkward silences because I'm purposefully trying to ignore the other person and/or half-listening to them...
I would so prefer awkward silences to awkward conversation.
....
Or smurfing small talk. I smurfing hate small talk.
Just revel in it. Silences are awesome.
Everything about me is awkward so why wouldn't my silences be awkward as well?
So how's it going?Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
You are the worst.
"Hi"
"Hello"
"So how's it going?"
(12 minutes later)
"Good"
"Sorry I was walking the dog"