Trying To Sell This In My Post Christmas Sale

Hello smurfers. I've a few left over items that never got sold over Christmas and am now seling at a cut-price rate. Prized among them is the below item i found on a day trip to the Fair City. No time wasters please.

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I'll give you a shilling and a seater on my penny farthing for it.

I thought I said no time wasters?

I'll trade you for my inebriated Santa...

I've got half a Mars bar and a packet a Frazzles. They're yours for the reindeer.

Well, what's the price?

Does it come with potatoes or do I pay with potatoes?

I'm offering this deluxe reindeer for a cost cutting bargain rate of............









































£5.00

We'll give you our firstborn for it.




We'll give it to you anyway, without trading for the reindeer.

an elf for the reindeer.....i'll consider your offer.

I'l give you page 45 of every Harry Potter book, each functioning as one of Loony BoB's horcruxes.

im not fluent in nerdspeak so you'll have to forgive me but did you just say something about whores?

I will also provide you with whore crotches.

Omfg best conversation ever. Rep for everyone.

I'll give you a couple of Liffey Waters for it.

Upoon agreement, will you let it fly to my location? What sort of promises can you make that it will arrive at my location?

No promises whatsoever, so you in?

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

No promises whatsoever, so you in?

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I'm in.

A sum of $1,000USD is being transferred to your private off-shore account.

Which comes out to about £5, given the economic downturn.

Smart man, you know a bargain when you see one. While we're here I also need your credit card number and pin code. Purely for administrative purposes you understand.

Okay, I can see that you're not dicking around, and friendship won't sway you.

I will offer you a decorative pillow case, only slightly used, and six - six - conkers.

I'd gladly pay whatever price, but only if it means that you'll throw yoruself into the deal, Cuch. :jess:

I offer Looney BoB's forumwide pube collection.