bacon is whack yo
lets talk about why bacon sux
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bacon is whack yo
lets talk about why bacon sux
Laddy, you have never been more wrong than you are right now.
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edit:
Picard was not what I thought I had in my clipboard but it's relevant enough so he can stay and grace us with his sculpture of a figure.
Anyway, Laddy, allow me the opportunity to let you repent for this crime:
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Is this one of those Twitter trends? #StuffNoOneSays
I like it. Don't care if the internet overplays yet another cool thing. Don't care of other people hate it. I just like to eat bacon. This is a simple thing to comprehend.
Bacon is food.
If bacon could suck, bacon would provide the best blowjob in the world. FACT.
I. Hate. Bacon.
Seriously. Bacon is objectively terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22
Wow, Ice. I cannot imagine how that fits together.
Laddy, I'm not really a fan of bacon either. When it's crispy, it just seems crunchy and uncomfortable, tastes like smoke, and I say this as kindly as I can, but people who like the taste of smoke are idiots. I mean, smoke. SMOKE! Of course, I'm biased having survived an apartment fire when I was six, but still I would assume that smoke's toxicity would make it undesirable to everyone.
When bacon isn't "perfectly crisp" it's stringy or rubbery. In either case, it's always greasy and I've never been a fan of greasy foods. My mom makes fried rice with eggs and bacon drenched in onions, garlic, and soy sauce and it's awesome. Aside from that, I have no use for bacon. Maybe Canadian-style bacon.
I like bacon. I don't like how far they've taken bacon, with the stupid bacon syrup and the bacon milkshakes and the bacon doughnut sandwiches and the bacon flavored shower water. But some nice bacon for breakfast or on a cheeseburger, I am happy.
Oh I also make these little cracker snacks, its really easy. You cook bacon, put it on crackers, top with diced tomato and cheese, microwave for a minute. It's really yummy :jess:.
Bacon is never nice if it's crispy. It's just terrible. However, nicely cooked and sort of soft and delicious, bacon is heavenly
We are of course, also forgetting the wonder of Bacon joints, and yes, they are related because they both have the word bacon in it. Below is just a generic image of a bacon joint, with fairly decent serving suggestion. I'll forgive someone for not liking fried bacon because it's greasy, or fattening. Or whatever, so for that Laddy your absolved.. But you must like a bacon joint no?
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I may not eat bacon much anymore and always pass it to someone else eating with me... but bacon does not suck. In fact were it not for trying to keep my weight down, I would live in a bacon house to lick the walls.
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Pigs in Blankets (sausages wrapped in bacon). The food of the Gods!
Bacon is awesome, and Laddy and Vivi both fail as human beings who should be pitied. One cannot truly enjoy life without bacon.
This is obviously a trolling thread. No one in their right mind would think bacon was terrible.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Aulayna
It's no blanket if it isn't a pancake. :colbert:
I saw the title 'smurf bacon' and I thought "FINALLY, someone else loves bacon enough to do the no-pants dance with it!"
I'm disappointed.
I'll never look at a pig in a blanket the same again D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
0/10
I want bacon now.
In and around my mouth.
Ode to Bacon #1
Were thou a strip of odious pig filth
Still dripping fat in cancerous white strings,
Yet would I eat thee crisp'd or raw as tilth.
For despite the clogg'd arteries you bring,
I'd eat thee till thy damning heart attack
Makes eating dirt my all and one recourse;
Though if in hell or heaven they have snacks,
I'll eat thee yet again without remorse.
And if I die once more and cease to be,
Nirvana take me, ignorance is bliss:
The void is nothing for it seems to me
Even without a mind, I think I'd miss
Your crunch, stringy fat, the way you frizzle
Even in the void our love will sizzle.
Ode to Bacon #2
You loved a girl but then you met her mom
And even though you know she's not your type
You take your licks and give with great aplomb
For who does not a MILF, love, aged and ripe;
Can taste as good as milk from mother's breast
And yet is better still for when she's done
Old woman sweet love making, comes the best
Breakfast that man could want--and it so fun--
And she, so happy to be thus unclogg'd,
Is frying eggs in micro silk g-string
With matron power thus she demagogues
And you begin now to regret this fling,
But when you hear and smell sizzling bacon
You'll forget how much your d*** is achin'.
No trolling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
I. Hate. Bacon!
Whether I'm in my right mind is always questionable though.
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Nobody hates Footloose, Locky. You're obviously lying.
I think the reference was lost on you, Quin.
It's alright when it's not burnt crispy but it's nothing I wouldn't pass up for something better.
The best bacon is chewy bacon. Burnt bacon is still bacon, but not nearly as good.
I will :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyI'll never look at a pig in a blanket the same again D:Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
Bacon made love to me in a dream.
It was glorious.
And now you have a deviated rectum.
Does anybody actually like that song? :nonono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I thought she meant the movie.
smurf bacon? smurf YOU!
I'm going to kick a corgi in the face while eating a bacon sandwich just to spite you, Laddy.
I've seen this sentence before.Quote:
Originally Posted by G13
My thoughts on the matter as well. I like sausage better but eh, bacon's okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Turkey bacon is delicious. Pork bacon, is not.
What kind of bizarro world do you live in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Subway, apparently.
One only needs to look at the normal food things to know that any opinion he has in a food discussion is invalid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!What kind of bizarro world do you live in?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Not invalid, Sam. That's rude and arrogant.
They're just easily discredited, is all. :p
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris
FIXED!
SUBWAY!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
I don't want to turn this into the "I love Subway" thread, but Subway is smurfing delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XSUBWAY!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Subway is okay.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautI don't want to turn this into the "I love Subway" thread, but Subway is smurfing delicious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-XSUBWAY!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland
Subway sucks.
Subway hits a spot that other fast food providers cannot even hope to come near.
Jared eats Subway sandwiches.
I've Subway-railed this thread. I used to like 6-inch wheat bread coldcut sandwiches with everything. Now I like all that on flatbread. :exdee:
I did not lol. But I'm sure I did in an alternate reality.
(actually, I lol'd at the name "slapmytitties"... :roll2 just couldn't help myself)
Quiznos tastes like a fat chick's sweaty feet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
:mad2:
lol I've never had Quizno's... but Subway was here first :p I want KFC though.
KFC is awful. :-/ Not a huge fan of subs but usually go to Wawa.