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The first rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of EoFF Fight Club is you do NOT talk about Fight Club!
The third rule of EoFF Fight Club...
You get the picture. So let's pretend for a moment that Steve is my imaginary friend and we open a fight club who would you like to fight and who do you think would win?
foa. Me.
foa. foa.
I imagine they'll both punch at the same time and knock each other out at exactly the same time. So draw.
Me. All the other sissy ladies.
I also want to fight foa. I'd want to win, but she'd beat the trout out of me.
Baloki, you're out of the club.
I'll fight anybody and win.
I'll fight Araciel and win because my name isn't anybody.
Also why does everybody want to fight me! I just want to love you guys, not in the carnal sense but in the brotherly love sense. :cry:
I didn't say Anybody, I said anybody.
That's exactly why. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
It doesn't matter (anyone). It doesn't matter (me).Carnal is much more fun. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Quina and I once started a fight club. It ended badly and I'd rather not go into it.
Cause you seem like a badass and if I'm going to get the trout kicked out of me I'd prefer to have it be from a badass who knows how to throw a punch!Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
If foa's just going to love me in the brotherly love sense and not the carnal sense while should I even bother?
Boobs and Shorty. Everyone watching wins.
Do you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Sorry, not supposed to talk about it :colbert:
But...you just did. By posting here. :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
FoA, it's because everybody's seen the prison movies/shows: you pick the biggest badass you can find and pick a fight. Win or lose, people won't mess with you after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by FoA
Let's fight, Richard.Quote:
Originally Posted by FutanThat's exactly why. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsDo you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'd beat the everliving trout out of anybody, including Innes
People just don't know how to follow rules anymore.
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I would win.
I'm a 1st Dan Blackbelt in shukokai karate and have the certificate to prove it.
I challenge any of you smurfers to a fight.
Denied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielYes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsDo you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
As a pacifist i find this whole thread offensive. Violence should never be trivialised.
But do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
In my karate club? NoQuote:
Originally Posted by MirageBut do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
In my local night club? Absolutely
We don't want this to turn into another Shorty vs. Boobs pickle sauce wrestling match...Quote:
Originally Posted by ShortyDenied, because we're sadists. An arrangement like that would give you guys way too much pleasure.Quote:
Originally Posted by AracielYes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsDo you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I think you'll find the majority disagreeing with you on this...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
pickle...sauce?
...I can't even ..
Exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Araciel
I want to fight Jeffie for suggesting pickle sauce in the first place. I would win.
Two against one with this fight. Look out Prootz.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I don't know what you mean :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by chionosBut...you just did. By posting here. :kakapo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Faris
I want to fight Faris because she talked about Fight Club then lied about it. I would lose because she's a bad-ass pirate, but I feel obligated to give the challenge.
Same thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsDo you mean me, or a literal pair of tits?Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I would fight myself because I'm my own worst enemy.
Looks like I win.
*Ponders intelligently while staring off into the distance*
Boobs and I should have the cattiest cat fight ever. Oh yes, hair will be pulled. :colbert:
I just want to watch Laddy fight absolutely anyone and then the loser has to drink pickle sauce/juice/whatever. Unless the winner likes pickle juice, in which case they will be rewarded with it. If the loser likes pickle juice but the winner doesn't, then I just don't know what to believe anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Goddamn pickle juice is smurfing disgusting. Pickles as a whole are awful and deserve to burn. Goddamn I hate pickles. UGH.
You've broken my heart :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Even non-food threads turn into food threads.
WELCOME TO EOFF :quina:
I'd fight Paul, purely for the lulz of it and so long as we took the fight away from any digital medium where he would sufficiently kick my ass and bag it for the hell of it (even in Minecraft the block headed bastard) then I forsee myself winning.
In the true spirit of Fight Club, I choose to fight myself. I would win. And lose.
I would fight Quin, because he's now French and would just surrender.
The rest of the internet has the Godwin rule, where all discussions eventually lead to Nazis. EoFF has the Steak Rule, where all discussions eventually lead to food.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
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I'm soon to become Chinese, so you watch out! I've got 10,000 completely genuine soldiers supporting me now. :shifty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lez
So then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BubbaIn my karate club? NoQuote:
Originally Posted by MirageBut do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
In my local night club? Absolutely
One swift atomic wedgie with pwn you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
Sweet pickles :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by MirageSo then it doesn't really matter that you have a black belt, right? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BubbaIn my karate club? NoQuote:
Originally Posted by MirageBut do you practice full contact in your club? That's the real question.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
In my local night club? Absolutely