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just kidding! another poll related to where we critique what our fellow forumgoers eat while silently criticizing their tastes.
Do you like crunchy peanut butter, or are you a nancy and eat the the smooth kind? There's a right and wrong answer, as always!
I enjoy both. I usually prefer crunchy, unless I add banana or something, in which case I prefer smooth, so there aren't conflicting textures.
When you say "peanut butter," you are referring to the stuff that comes out when you kill those little peanut-shaped creatures living under the sink and then churn that into butter with a little bit of salt, cream, and maple syrup, right?
I mean the jars located in the bread and cereal aisle in your local grocer! Just cleaning supplies and a separate container for paper waste is under both sinks. As my water flows from that area, I like to keep it as clean as possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I like both.
Crunch when I want a little bite, creamy when I don't. Also, the two don't taste the same. Crunchy is much saltier.
There is no option for both. You pick one and you stick to your convictions.
I don't like peanut butter. :colbert: Having been allergic to it for most of my life probably doesn't help. :(
Peanut Butter is nasty. :shobon:
Smooth, because it fits my style. /smug
And how can anyone hate peanut butter? You freaks.
Usually crunchy, but it is a pain in the ass to spread.
Crunchy is the only true answer. Those of you who prefer creamy are pansies.
As I said, being allergic to it for most of my life is probably a major contributor. I have bad mental associations with it now.Quote:
And how can anyone hate peanut butter? You freaks.
Eric and I were talking about peanut butter and he accused me of liking creamy because I was a girl and that "crunchy peanut butter is filled with testosterone".
I told him to shut up because crunchy is my favorite dammit and I almost made this thread but came here to find that he himself had made it instead!
Well he had a point. You probably got all the testosterone you need from being within five miles of Rantz for more than ten minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
Truer words were never said.
Crunchy 4 eva.
I voted crunchy but I wish I had voted for smooth because smooth only has 1 vote and I feel bads :cry:.
Crunchy on nigh-burnt toast:
welcome to God.
I prefer crunchy, but we only have smooth in the house because that's all BJ will eat.
Crunchy is pretty much the only way to go. I use creamy for my protein shakes though.
someone vote smooth omigosh its so sad
Smooth. I live vicariously through my peanut butter.
Smooth! Every time I have crunchy peanut butter I think "Gah what was that! Oh, a piece of peanut. Wait! What was that? A bug? A bit of gravel? The treasure of the Sierra Madre? Oh, another piece of peanut." Apparently crunchy is too stressful for me. I pick a texture and stick with it! Chunky is like you couldn't decide whether to have peanuts or peanut butter.
Crunchy tends to give me heartburn, it's weird.
Smooth all the way. Easier to spread, too.
wow what the smurf ericQuote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
Not a fan of peanut butter. Only really have it when it's chocolate and doesn't really bother me what consistency it comes in.
I haven't voted for either as I am English and I've never tried it. It isn't really a big thing over here.
I always hear it mentioned in films though and it sounds disgusting.
You may think this is a little harsh, but if you don't like crunchy peanut then you are a :bou::bou::bou::bou:. :colbert:
I love crunchy peanut butter on PB&J. :D
But I love smooth when I am having ants-on-a-log :D
I can't find peanut butter in this country. :( Or grape jelly...
Oh smurf I forgot to get peanut butter.
Crunch crunch crunch.
Smooth is so lifeless, crunchy all the way.
Crunchy is gross.
WHAT? NEVER TRIED PEANUT BUTTER EVER? IN YOUR LIFE?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I'm afraid not. Does this make me a lesser man?
what if:
they made crunchy nutella.
oh man!
Peanut butter is a thing in England. C'mon, man. xD
Indeed, and I don't think it's an unpopular thing over here in the UK either. No excuse.
I know that it is "for sale" over here but... I have never met a single person in the UK who has purchased peanut butter.
It isn't on my list of priorities to try either... :barf:
Something is wrong with you. I have never seen someone ever go :barf: at the thought of peanut butter.
Bubba isn't human.
YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG WITH PEANUT BUTTER.
This is fact.
There is no right answer to this question because both answers are right.
Smooth all the way
If i want crunch ill just eat a regular smurfing peanut
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then they would ruin it foreverQuote:
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Either they have and simply haven't advertised that fact to you, or the UK is truly a miserable place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I understand there's different cultures everywhere, but the idea of someone viewing peanut butter as this bizarre, exotic delicacy from some foreign land still sounds ludicrous to my brain.
It's like if we freaked out over tea. "You mean they dry some weed, crush it, poor hot water over it, and drink that? :barf:"
I've had tea enough. It's certainly not as big here as there, and I know people that have never enjoyed a cup of hot tea. Still, it's smurfing TEA!
Just to give you our perspective. I'm cracking up. Don't take this badly, Bubba. It's not meant as mean spirited.
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Wow, then I guess the only thing left for me to do is try the damn stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
The :barf:was probably a bit extreme... especially as I've never tried peanut butter. Right then, when I get home tonight I will post a picture of my first taste of this seemingly remarkable substance and give you my verdict. I suppose the only question that still remains is the first one that was posed...
Smooth or crunchy?
for the love of all that is holy, you must get crunchy.
spread that trout on a piece of toast, let it get a little melty, and then nom on it.
I should probably just get a small pot of both so I can choose a side. Then I will truly belong...
...in this thread.
No. Bollocks to smooth. It's what you get if you can't find any crunchy. Get crunchy. Get your favourite jam. Toast some bread. Spread crunchy on toast. Spread jam on crunchy. Bask in the exotic wonderment.
Every morning for breakfast I will have peanut butter on something.
This trout is expensive! I went for the Supermarket's own brand as I'm a cheap bastard...
Who will win out???
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I'm looking forward to this. I wish I had some peanut butter, though. :(
I don't always eat peanut butter, but when I do, it's crunchy.
It's not really a big thing in Norway either, but I've eaten it a few times in my life. It's all right, but I prefer other stuff on my sliced bread.
Starting out crunchy might be a bit too much for him. He needs to level up first.
Also, don't listen to these people telling you to eat it on toast. Just eat it with a spoon.
A spoon? Who needs utensils; just stick your tongue down there and taste the glory.
I forgot to actually weigh in on my opinion.
It's smooth honey roasted peanut butter on non-toasted bread. How am I the only one to bring up honey roased?!?!? There are no better options you asinine freaks!
Bubba, try honey roasted peanut butter. Smooth. Thank me later.
Next we'll scratch each others backs for vermin. Use proper etiquette and spread your peanut butter on a bagel or finely toasted whole wheat bread. You're more graceful than that and peanut butter gets messy.
Now this particular breed of peanut butter, I don't think we get this over on this side of the pond. Sounds awesome too.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Man, it has been hours. Do you think Bubba has passed out from the joy of his delicious peanut butter on some lightly toasted bread?
Eagerly awaiting Bubba's response...
InDEED.
You're so spoiled.Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg
Now that I think about it, I prefer smooth with bread and crunchy with toast.
Also, I am disappoint at the states lack of Kraft peanut butter with the bears on it. They have Kraft down here, why no bears?!
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHUNKY WINS
AS EXPECTED
Bubba knows what the score is.
I hope you enjoyed it!
I have to say that both spreads (this may be due to the cheap brand that I bought) tasted very similar. Though, the texture on the chunky spread was infinitely more satisfying.
The smooth variety reminded me too much of baby food. It was almost like it should taste of apple and apricot or something.
At the end of the day, it is "peanut" butter. I want to munch on some actual peanuts to gain any kind of enjoyment. I am now a peanut butter convert and...
...Crunchy forever.
I'm glad this discussion and subsequent thread had an effect on one person.
Crunchy? spleh. :(
This is the saddest ending to a story since Dr. Beckett never making it back home.
I'm so glad that you've learned the error of your ways, Danny.
Anyone who hates peanut butter is a loon.
This is the best thread we have ever had on this forum because we've had a positive effect on someone's life.
because Kraft owns like every brand of food in the US anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by shion
they need to diversify their portfolios in other countries (ps wtf is "kraft dinner")
I BELIEVED IN YOU BUBBA
Why.... Why would you do this to me?
He saw the truth man. Deal with it!
I eat peanut butter almost exclusively by the spoonful. Smooth is far more conducive to this.
What the smurf kind of shoddy nation are you people running over there?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bubba
I prefer peanut butter. Crunchy or smooth, it does not matter.
Peanut butter.
Macaroni and Cheese. The boxed kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
THE BEST KIND.
This. From what I can tell it is the exact same as the mac & cheese boxes you have here.Quote:
Originally Posted by JowyMacaroni and Cheese. The boxed kind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
It's also what I call KaiserDragon.
These food threads are just the gems that make GC what it is today.
I am happy that we have helped Bubba finally have a life worth living. This may be the most important thing that EoFF has ever accomplished.
Next order of business: peace in the Middle EastQuote:
Originally Posted by Lez
Just give them loads of crunchy peanut butter. Sorted.
Peanut butter is the answer to most of the world's problems. The only exception is the problem of a lack of peanut butter for everyone.
Definitely the best thread ever.
It's official, a General Chat thread about Peanut Butter has officially had more of an impact on the world at large then the entirety of EoEO. This is both wondrous, and at the same time kind of depressing.
I actually bought some peanut butter yesterday, because of this thread. They only had one kind, and it was like a mix between smooth and crunchy.
It's been years since i last ate this stuff, and this is the first time I actually spent my own money buying it.
it's smurfing disgusting. It's pasty dog trout and smell like a rectal mistake.
Cuch, you're in the wrong thread.
EoFF: making the world a better, more enjoyable place.Quote:
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