If you could get into a fist fight with one historical figure living or dead...

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02-02-2013, 07:38 AM
Wolf Kanno

If you could get into a fist fight with one historical figure living or dead...

Who would it be?
02-02-2013, 10:58 AM
Tigmafuzz

Roosevelt. And then we would drink scotch and go bear hunting.
02-02-2013, 12:15 PM
Psychotic

I'd fight Gandhi.
02-02-2013, 12:27 PM
Forsaken Lover

Tokugawa Ieyasu. That guy was a dick.
02-02-2013, 01:50 PM
Chris

I would fist fight James Dean, then make love.
02-02-2013, 02:13 PM
Shorty

Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.
02-02-2013, 02:42 PM
Pike

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I'd fight Gandhi.

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02-02-2013, 02:54 PM
Bubba

Stephen Hawking.

Admittedly, the fight may be a tad one-side but I've heard he's pretty good at taking a beating.
02-02-2013, 03:11 PM
Sephex

The burning bush in the Moses story.
02-02-2013, 04:39 PM
Tigmafuzz

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Cleopatra. I think she'd fight dirty and make it interesting.

hnnng
02-02-2013, 06:55 PM
Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Chris

I would fist James Dean, then make love.

Fixed for you Reno.
02-02-2013, 07:07 PM
Madame Adequate

Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.
02-03-2013, 12:41 AM
fire_of_avalon

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Andrew Jackson. I'd punch him once for every Indian he defrauded, made homeless, violated a treaty with, or killed.

I would kick Andrew Jackson when he was down. *high five MILFy*
02-03-2013, 12:42 AM
Raistlin

Any dead guy. I'm pretty sure I'd have the advantage.
02-03-2013, 01:31 AM
NorthernChaosGod

Abraham Lincoln.
02-03-2013, 01:32 AM
maybee

Bonnie and Clyde. 1930's Gangstar fight with those awesome old school machine guns. Yeah ! :jess:
02-03-2013, 01:56 PM
Rantz

Pol Pot. I mean there have been many douchebags in history but most of them seem to look like they could easily take me. Pol Pot looks like a tiny dweeb.
02-03-2013, 03:54 PM
krissy

Linus Torvalds
as a baby
02-03-2013, 03:58 PM
Yar

Helen Keller because I want to actually win.
02-03-2013, 04:03 PM
Heath

Currently reading a biography of Lincoln (Christmas present - conveniently timed!), and currently it's Stephen Douglas. Not as awful as Jackson, but seems to aspire to that level of beastliness.
02-04-2013, 10:15 AM
Shlup

I don't think I'd want to do it myself, but I'd love to see Helen Keller in a fist fight.
02-06-2013, 05:30 AM
Jinx

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.
02-06-2013, 10:53 PM
Yar

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(
02-06-2013, 10:55 PM
Jinx

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Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(

Damn right you are.
02-10-2013, 06:12 AM
Araciel

A caveman. To see if I could outsmart him.
02-10-2013, 01:07 PM
Formalhaut

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I should fist fight you for wanting to fist fight Oprah. :mad2:

I should, but I'm afraid. :( :(

Damn right you are.

Now that is something I will pay money to see.

Anyway, I'd quite like to get into a fight with Lance Armstrong. If I win, I shall rip out his spinal cord ala Mortal Kombat fatality style and prevail my victory to the gods.
02-10-2013, 04:37 PM
Clo

Janet Reno. "Oh! You box dirty!" "Then how comes my conscious is so clean?!"

Wait. I want to fight Queen Victoria.
02-10-2013, 10:10 PM
Iceglow

I'd fight Spartacus!
02-11-2013, 02:33 AM
Tigmafuzz

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I'd fight Spartacus!

Which one? :p
02-11-2013, 04:32 AM
Araciel

I'm Spartacus.
02-11-2013, 08:48 AM
Tigmafuzz

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I'm Spartacus.

GET 'IM STEVE
02-11-2013, 10:47 AM
Mirage

Which historical figures would be alive?
02-12-2013, 01:04 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Oprah. I just. I cannot stand that woman.

I'm with you there. The masses that worship her every word and believe she's infallible are befuddling.
02-12-2013, 02:14 AM
Clo

Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.
02-12-2013, 04:17 AM
Iceglow

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I'd fight Spartacus!

Which one? :p

All of them!
02-12-2013, 04:58 AM
Jinx

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Originally Posted by Clo

Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.

I don't mind it when anyone does that. I just don't like Oprah.
02-12-2013, 05:07 AM
Laddy

Teddy smurfing Roosevelt. Death-no,eradication-is an appropriate trade-off for an experience as grand as getting punch by Master Roosevelt.
02-13-2013, 12:10 AM
Raistlin

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Originally Posted by Clo

Yeah, I hate it when black women become overly successful as well. And when they try to help people. It really sucks.

Yeah, I obviously just don't like her because she's black and female and successful. It couldn't be because she peddles nonsense in an irresponsible manner.