I think I'd be adopted by Clo and Shorty.
They'd teach me all about women's issues, and how to look pretty, and be awesome, and read. Also pets, booze, and weed.
I like how they make me grow up.
I think I'd be adopted by Clo and Shorty.
They'd teach me all about women's issues, and how to look pretty, and be awesome, and read. Also pets, booze, and weed.
I like how they make me grow up.
Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.
And FOA. I'd teach her how to punch, 'cause now, pretty weak.
Aren't you a sweetheart! <3 There would be like nine cats in that house.
I think I'd want to be raised by Huxley and Pike. Huxley would tell me every day what a wasteful hippie I was and to either go and get a job or play video games. (...wait... he does that now) which would cause me to rebel harder and delve further into the spiral that is hippydom and Pikey would balance out Huxley's tough love with love and kindness and sweetheartedness. Also, I think that I could get away with animal hoarding under their roof.
A gay sex thread derailment not started by me!Quote:
Laddy & Formalhaut. Teach them how gay people really have fun. Ugh, not the three of us, 'cause that'd be incest, but you know.
This is the most horrifying idea anyone has ever presented. I would rather be raised by a pack of wild dogs than any of you. :stare:
I would want to be raised by Raistlin and Shlupquack. Solely to see Shlup's slow descent into complete madness as she lives with Raist.
I believe Dan has hit the nail on the head in regards to this thread.
I guess I'll take this as a compliment :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Chris
Laddy, Reno and me. Hmm. I suspect Reno's idea of telling us how to have fun is probably not appropriate for family viewing.
Not to mention I'm only 17. Granted, legal, but reeeeaally?
Yes. After all, wild wolves raised Mowgli well.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
cuch and super millionaire
You know who I think would be amazing parents together?
Iceglow and Mercen-X.
I'm feeling all buttered up! G'OVER HERE AND GIVE ME A SMACKAROO! :snog:
I want DK to raise me as his illegitimate love child. :shiny:
There is one condition though: he must wipe my bottom and crotch after I tinkle myself.
Actually, I was thinking of starting a huge EoFF commune and all live together. In this scenario, we would ALL be each other's parents.
This reminds meQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
I wouldn't mind being raised by Hux and my sister-mothers, Sarah and Pike.
I don't want to be raised by any one you. I'd rather be raised by wolves and then come in contact with all of you. Which is pretty much how reality is.
Cuch and Old Manus can be my dads
It will be amazing.
Psychotic and Iceglow.
It'd be like a sitcom where everyone learns different lessons.
In the pilot we teach Iceglow to use punctuation.
Initially, I would allow this. There would come a time where I would confess (in a Vader'esque voice) "EoFF'ers, I am your father". Then, of course, Maury Povich would be there to confirm it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Myself.
Reminds me of this.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
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I was raised by drug-crazed transvestite and a socially-awkward hippo in a cave in Eastern Uruguay.
I would take any of you over that.
Cuchulainn and... Cuchulainn.
Rantz and Shorty.
They are my Mama and Papa. I even had "Sunshine and Light of My Life" written on my Christmas Card.
I was raised by a member of EoFF. :D
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I feel like that's cheating, somehow. xD
Well, if I had to not include my real life family, I'm not really sure if anyone would fit my preferred style of parenting. I would like a slightly altered version of Leeza and Bleys, probably. I think the two would balance each other out nicely. I say slightly altered because there is no way I want to grow up listening to Marilyn Manson. :p
Screw that, I'll Raise you BoB. What could possibly go wrong!
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BECAUSE YOU ARE, DAUGHTER <33333Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Whichever two people would buy me the most stuff.
Shlupquack adopts me. In this alternate tale, when I then start my rebellion, she whole-heartedly supports it. An epic catfight between Shlup, Leeza, Miriel and FOA ensues. Psy was seen to fap. I manged to restrain myself. DID YOU?
I don't want any of you as my parents, but Bleys and Cuch as crazy uncles would be hilarious.
Del Murder and Miriel. they are going to be awesome parents.
I want to be Shlup's gay child.
I want to be raised by TSoL because he would feed me poutine :D
This is hard. :( Um...Pike and Hux would be cool parents. I'd be their super awesome overachiever child.
I'd be okay with having Laddy and TSoL as my two gay dads.
Oh god, girl, you would be the bitchiest little think ever. EVER.
Yes, but she would be our bitchiest little thing and would be fabulous while doing it.
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Originally Posted by Laddy
You guuuuuuuuuuuuys. :flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
I'll take TSoL. We'll have a fabulous time.
Realistically I'd want to be adopted by Miriel and Del Murder 'cause they're the least crazy and my best chance to not grow up needing a therapist. I'm sure I'd have a way cute bedroom and I've never had a dog.
Though Freya has horses... This is tougher than I thought.
>>> None of you will eat till you bring me some alcohol and money!!:argh:
Yeah, I could be a great parent..:luca:
Don't worry Shlup. I'LL take you on. :monster:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
Horses that have Baby horses ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Shlup
Shauna is gonna raise me. Granted, I just want her to lie down so I can use her like a step, and BAM insta-raised a good 4 inches!
I am not a step. :colbert:
She's a stepladder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
Steplasser! If they had genders, anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsShe's a stepladder.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
HOOTERS is my father.
I would want to be raised by Pike. We would spend all day playing Alpha Centauri and I would learn the ways of the robot from her.
I guess that'd make MILF my dad by default though. I guess he could be the father you grow up ashamed of because he's a racist old fart set in his ways. And by racist I really mean he doesn't like FFT or FFIX. I would at least forgive Pike for any poor gaming choices because robot.
I wanna be adopted by DEVIL MAN and raised by A MOST LOVED MAN! The combination would be too much for the world to handle or what BoB could wank! :bigsmile:
Okay I'm starting to get a little disturbed about how keen Christmas is to force everyone to think about me masturbating, and wish to apologise to everyone for this happening.
You make it sound like I'm your kid that embarrassed you in public. :mymelbert:
Yes, it's definitely that kinda vibe for me ^^;