Kawaii Ryűkishi has not posted regularly since 2010 because he is the only person working on Final Fantasy Versus XIII.
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Kawaii Ryűkishi has not posted regularly since 2010 because he is the only person working on Final Fantasy Versus XIII.
Wesley Moore takes it up the banjo.
the cids knights really are shinra
ffbabe was really Psy.
Christmas' "sudden" reappearance around Ciddie Awards time. :shifty:
We are all Loony BoB's accounts.
That came about because my IP was vaguely similar to hers. It didn't even match! The detective skills of Dr Unne and lonny bob (who went around asking my friends if I was ff babe based on this) leave a lot to be desired. You'd think me and her being online at the same time from different IPs would've been a hint that it wasn't me! :greenie:
I am actually Captain Basch von Rosenburg.
demondude is Devil Man is Hypoallergenic Cactuar
I've been the actual owner of EoFF for years.
Pike is actually a crazed robot squirrel trying to take over eoff.
I've met way more of you than I actually let on, you just don't know it because you didn't recognize me.
Shorty has rotten teeth.
Reputation is a staff plot to keep the membership happy and proud - only recently has evidence started leaking that the posts you're repping really aren't that good
I know I've outed this one before, but--
Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.
I am just another one of eestlinc's second accounts.
Everything Steve has said has been true.
There are plenty of people who have seen my teeth. :colbert:
I haven't.
YOU're a conspiracy.
Prove it.
Steve and Paul are the same person.
Spatvark was actually th-
*shot by sniper*
EoFF is actually an online dating site.
For BoB, maybe.
There's an undercover plot to change this thread title to "Things you really really wish were true" based off of the responses given so far.
EOFF is actually the seventh circle of hell.
This is a thread about conspiracy theories, Bubba, not things that are demonstrably true.
The secrets of the Illuminati are hidden safely away in Steve's posts because they are well aware that no one reads them in their entirety.
Del Murder and Miriel are actually Ling Ling and Hsing Hsing the pandas. Some EOFFers are still hoping for successful mating even though they're in captivity.
None of the EoFF members are real.
I was the someone who created all of you.
Only to come here, mingle among you, and pretend like I'm not above you. This is the only way I can get you all to notice. Sorry to spill this on you guys randomly in a conspiracy theory thread.
Maybe you're the only real member, and I am acting as all the others? I give them all their own unique personalities.
I don't know where I'm going with this. Someone write this EoFF fanfiction where I am your glorious leader, please.
Nah, I'm pretty sure every account is just multiples of BoB. He uses this so he can have "friends," but I'm--I mean HE--is just talking to myself. HIMSELF!
I do love my toys.
TSoL has been replaced by Tommy Eidner ever since his attempted assassination left him catatonic.
More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.
Rantz is Zenon Kar.
We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.
There are no actual women on this site.
Reminded me of this, should I be worried? IS THERE REALLY A CONNECTION?!
Loony BoB is Sauron.
I'm pretty sure Boobs is PG'ssecondeighth account.
I joined this site when I was about 11 and might of actually flirted with some of you in private messages.
Sam is Lady Gaga
Raistlin doesn't exist, he is schlup's alter ego.
All of Renmiri's dragons are actually real, and when they are of age they will rule the world. :D
All EOFF staff members must pass an initiation ceremony... this consists of sordid tasks such as giraffe flirting, hamster juggling... and playing Call of Duty.
Del Murder is the one who long ago first used the word thread to describe a group of postings, this was an allusion and in-joke to a string of homicides he and his imaginary friend committed.
Rantz is actually Slenderman.
sam's username is actually a contraction, not possessive
tifa is boobs
Tifa is Boobs? Makes sense.