EoFF Conspiracy Theories

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02-15-2013, 03:36 PM
Loony BoB

EoFF Conspiracy Theories

Kawaii Ryûkishi has not posted regularly since 2010 because he is the only person working on Final Fantasy Versus XIII.
02-15-2013, 03:53 PM
Cuchulainn

Wesley Moore takes it up the banjo.
02-15-2013, 04:11 PM
krissy

the cids knights really are shinra
02-15-2013, 04:27 PM
theundeadhero

ffbabe was really Psy.
02-15-2013, 04:35 PM
Chris

Christmas' "sudden" reappearance around Ciddie Awards time. :shifty:
02-15-2013, 05:19 PM
Quindiana Jones

We are all Loony BoB's accounts.
02-15-2013, 05:20 PM
Sephex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quinter Wonderland

We are all Loony BoB's accounts.

No, we are not.

~BoB
02-15-2013, 05:20 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by theundeadhero

ffbabe was really Psy.

That came about because my IP was vaguely similar to hers. It didn't even match! The detective skills of Dr Unne and lonny bob (who went around asking my friends if I was ff babe based on this) leave a lot to be desired. You'd think me and her being online at the same time from different IPs would've been a hint that it wasn't me! :greenie:
02-15-2013, 05:33 PM
Quindiana Jones

I am actually Captain Basch von Rosenburg.
02-15-2013, 06:37 PM
Old Manus

demondude is Devil Man is Hypoallergenic Cactuar
02-15-2013, 06:44 PM
Shoeberto

I've been the actual owner of EoFF for years.
02-15-2013, 06:57 PM
TrollHunter

Pike is actually a crazed robot squirrel trying to take over eoff.
02-15-2013, 07:02 PM
Shorty

I've met way more of you than I actually let on, you just don't know it because you didn't recognize me.
02-15-2013, 07:06 PM
Agent Proto

Shorty has rotten teeth.
02-15-2013, 07:11 PM
Rantz

Reputation is a staff plot to keep the membership happy and proud - only recently has evidence started leaking that the posts you're repping really aren't that good
02-15-2013, 07:13 PM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean :(
02-15-2013, 07:20 PM
Agent Proto

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent Proto

Shorty has rotten teeth.

Well that's just mean :(

We'll need proof that tells otherwise, and there's no current pictures of you smiling showing teeth. :) Besides, it's just conspiracy.
02-15-2013, 07:27 PM
Jinx

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.
02-15-2013, 07:33 PM
Del Murder

I am just another one of eestlinc's second accounts.
02-15-2013, 07:35 PM
Quindiana Jones

Everything Steve has said has been true.
02-15-2013, 07:56 PM
Shorty

There are plenty of people who have seen my teeth. :colbert:
02-15-2013, 07:57 PM
NorthernChaosGod

I haven't.
02-15-2013, 07:57 PM
Shorty

YOU're a conspiracy.
02-15-2013, 08:03 PM
NorthernChaosGod

Prove it.
02-15-2013, 08:10 PM
Jinx

Steve and Paul are the same person.
02-15-2013, 08:44 PM
Clo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

Either that, or she's imaginary, because wut.
02-15-2013, 09:22 PM
Tigmafuzz

Spatvark was actually th-

*shot by sniper*
02-16-2013, 03:40 AM
qwertysaur

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

I know I've outed this one before, but--

Smittenkitten is just the being that BoB created out of all of the EoFF hair he had.

You forgot that Smitzy is made of the leftover hair :p
02-16-2013, 10:25 AM
Chemical

EoFF is actually an online dating site.
02-16-2013, 10:27 AM
Quindiana Jones

For BoB, maybe.
02-16-2013, 10:31 AM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

There's an undercover plot to change this thread title to "Things you really really wish were true" based off of the responses given so far.
02-16-2013, 11:58 AM
Bubba

EOFF is actually the seventh circle of hell.
02-16-2013, 12:01 PM
Quindiana Jones

This is a thread about conspiracy theories, Bubba, not things that are demonstrably true.
02-16-2013, 03:23 PM
Pike

The secrets of the Illuminati are hidden safely away in Steve's posts because they are well aware that no one reads them in their entirety.
02-16-2013, 03:43 PM
sharkythesharkdogg

Del Murder and Miriel are actually Ling Ling and Hsing Hsing the pandas. Some EOFFers are still hoping for successful mating even though they're in captivity.
02-16-2013, 11:15 PM
Lonely Paper Star

None of the EoFF members are real.
02-17-2013, 03:40 AM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.
02-17-2013, 06:12 AM
maybee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

None of the EoFF members are real.

Oh gosh. That means that EoFF is the Candle Cove of the Internet.:sweat:
02-17-2013, 05:30 PM
Lonely Paper Star

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

We're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.

We're just possibilities. :eek:
02-17-2013, 08:05 PM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely Paper Star

None of the EoFF members are real.

I'm a figment of your imagination.

We're all figments of someone else's... someone who's thinking about making a forum about Final Fantasy, and is imagining how over a decade of posting would look like and what each member would be like. Potentially.

We're just possibilities. :eek:

I was the someone who created all of you.

Only to come here, mingle among you, and pretend like I'm not above you. This is the only way I can get you all to notice. Sorry to spill this on you guys randomly in a conspiracy theory thread.

Maybe you're the only real member, and I am acting as all the others? I give them all their own unique personalities.

I don't know where I'm going with this. Someone write this EoFF fanfiction where I am your glorious leader, please.
02-17-2013, 08:52 PM
Jinx

Nah, I'm pretty sure every account is just multiples of BoB. He uses this so he can have "friends," but I'm--I mean HE--is just talking to myself. HIMSELF!
02-17-2013, 10:47 PM
Loony BoB

I do love my toys.
02-18-2013, 05:33 AM
Mercen-X

TSoL has been replaced by Tommy Eidner ever since his attempted assassination left him catatonic.

More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.
02-18-2013, 05:34 AM
Jinx

Rantz is Zenon Kar.
02-18-2013, 09:08 AM
Loony BoB

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

More people on these forums know me in person than we allow you to know. :shifty:
Shorty and I are married. Loony is actually my ex-wife, Roberta. I told Shorty I've been seeing Loony and Shauna on the side, but I just wanted to piss her off. Sephiroth is my militant Oberst, Hans Zeitler. jenovajunkie helped me escape an internment camp years ago.

It's not a conspiracy theory if it's about yourself. :smash:
02-18-2013, 12:08 PM
Formalhaut

We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.
02-18-2013, 05:53 PM
Laddy

There are no actual women on this site.
02-18-2013, 07:17 PM
TrollHunter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.

Reminded me of this, should I be worried? IS THERE REALLY A CONNECTION?!
02-19-2013, 04:04 AM
Mercen-X

Loony BoB is Sauron.
02-19-2013, 11:27 AM
G13

I'm pretty sure Boobs is PG's ~~second~~ eighth account.
02-19-2013, 03:46 PM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by G13

I'm pretty sure Boobs is PG's ~~second~~ eighth account.

Ouch.

:|
02-20-2013, 12:46 AM
DarkBahamut

I joined this site when I was about 11 and might of actually flirted with some of you in private messages.
02-20-2013, 03:03 AM
Mercen-X

Sam is Lady Gaga
02-20-2013, 03:04 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Sam is Perez Hilton.
02-20-2013, 03:16 AM
Jinx

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercen-X

Sam is Perez Hilton.

YOU
02-20-2013, 06:26 PM
Renmiri

Raistlin doesn't exist, he is schlup's alter ego.
02-20-2013, 06:26 PM
Formalhaut

All of Renmiri's dragons are actually real, and when they are of age they will rule the world. :D
02-20-2013, 06:41 PM
Bubba

All EOFF staff members must pass an initiation ceremony... this consists of sordid tasks such as giraffe flirting, hamster juggling... and playing Call of Duty.
02-21-2013, 02:16 AM
Del Murder

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bubba

All EOFF staff members must pass an initiation ceremony... this consists of sordid tasks such as giraffe flirting, hamster juggling... and playing Call of Duty.

So basically hanging out with Psychotic on a Saturday?
02-21-2013, 02:50 AM
Mercen-X

Del Murder is the one who long ago first used the word thread to describe a group of postings, this was an allusion and in-joke to a string of homicides he and his imaginary friend committed.
02-21-2013, 05:50 AM
Jinx

Rantz is actually Slenderman.
02-21-2013, 05:53 AM
Denmark

sam's username is actually a contraction, not possessive

tifa is boobs
02-21-2013, 05:55 AM
Agent Proto

Tifa is Boobs? Makes sense.
02-21-2013, 08:32 AM
Lone Wolf Leonhart

Quote:

Originally Posted by Formalhaut

We are currently living in a Matrix created to pacify us, from our evil robot overlords.

You mean protectors?

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