The inverse of the questions thread. Post an answer and the next person asks a question that could result in said answer, then post your own answer.
Because qu do what they want. You have problem? :quina:
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The inverse of the questions thread. Post an answer and the next person asks a question that could result in said answer, then post your own answer.
Because qu do what they want. You have problem? :quina:
So wait, I post an answer... okay... gosh, I might be doing this wrong but:
I'd love to be in a relationship with qwertysaur. :love:
If you could have sexual relations with anyone from EOFF... who would it be?
Seventeen.
Why is Quina such a stupid character?
I'd get twincestual with Jaime Lannister.
OOC: Wow, that didn't take long for this to get weird.
Who is Jaime Lannister?
Penny
OOC: This thread has a very "post backwards through time" feel
Complete the sentence following phrase: ________ arcade.
I'd kick Piers Morgan in the spleen.
If you were allowed to cause physical harm to any celebrity... who would it be and what would you do?
EDIT:I thought the same thing! Boobs was just responding to the original post... me and Formy just sneaked in before her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Squall.
Who the smurf is stupid enough to wield a weapon that is a cross between a gun and a sword?
Gordon Freeman
Which video game main character is most likely to be a creepy sexual deviant?
Star Wars, definitely Star Wars.
What was the first violent(and also first good) movie that i was allowed to watch?
A swift kick to the pancreas
OOC:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
What is diabetes?
Laddy and Tifa's Boobs. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a corgi hiding in there.
EDIT: Is this literally the second time I've been undercut! Today!
the_best_noob's Question
Is the perfect cure for stomach cramps and sickness.
Qwertysaur's Question
Which two EoFF members are most likely to get together?
I am allergic to Lightning, and Snow.
Why doesn't Formalhaut go out in winter? You were probably talking about the FXIII character, but oh well.
The value of teamwork
OOC: HAHAHAHAH LADDY AND ME TOGETHER WHAT
What lesson do you take away from playing Dead Rising?
A lightbulb. ^_^
(SPOILER)http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/...ps183e1956.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
What do you need for a lamp to work that you also shouldn't lick?
France.
Where can you find every sort of cheese imaginable?
Flying bears
If you were supreme overlord of the multiverse, what would your main army consist of?
A heffalump in a bowtie.
What can you learn while attending Hogwarts?
Forget-me-knot
What is a very sweet, and hilarious, way to commit suicide?
I can't STAND Justin Beiber.
My god, Formy, do you like everyone? :onoes:
But I took it out of the shell!
Why did you eat Sebastian without Flounder like that?
It wasn't me, it was Chris!
Dammit Edgar, how many times have you broken a vase of mine in the past week?
I am sam, sam i am
Who is Tifa's Boobs?
Sheyers is my favorite.
I don't know what or who sheyers is, so ill let somebody else get this one:)
What is your favourite word? (That I have researched, but came up empty)
My favourite one is the Word Association thread
Out of all the forum games that have been sprouting up recently, which is your favorite?
Insert more paper
What did the randy photocopier say to the office temp?
I would have to say... a toaster
Best shag?
Probably my dog. :love:
Best shag?
Around six thousand
How many times do you think Bubba wanks in a day?
I like my men like I like my coffee: Black.
Why did you try to put Formalhaut in the toaster?
Because the big red button is the BEST button to mash! :bigsmile:
Why is the ground rumbling?
Three tablespoons of cinnamon.
Together with Puppy dog tails and dessicated rat semen, what is the other ingredient required for the mystic Love potion?
4535.
How many posts on the subject of food have been made on EOFF in the last 90 seconds?
Orange with a hint of brown
What was the colour of your poop this morning?
It was so long and hard.
What was the consistency of your poop this morning?
Bananas
What is the best fruit ever?
Only for a few minutes a day.
How often do you have sex?
GRAH!!!!!!!
What is Bubba's sex noise?
slightly faded business pants
What do you think Shorty wears to seduce men?
Your momma's apron strings.
Instead of panties, what does Mercen sniff?
Blue Screen of death
What was the logging out screen on EoFF originally going to be, before someone changed it to show Aerith's death?
I would probably mix Loony BoB together with Psychotic, to create Christmas.
Do you have any secret plans for EoFF?
Quina did it. :quina:
Where are the Oompa Loompas?
Hahahaha! Your sister!
Who did Steve bang today?
I googled Black Eye People.
The ancient Egyptian ruler Igbep presided over the realm for nearly two decades. It has been suggested that his name is actually the initials of five different names he used during his reign. What do you think these initials may have stood for?
I'd probably approach from behind.
If a EoFF member wanted to mug someone, how would they approach?
Straight between the eyes.
If you want to die quick and with as little pain as possible, where would you take the bullet?
Midnight, in a dark alley
If you were going to take part in a drug deal, where would you most likely go?
SORRY! I forgot the answer. Here you are:
Drizzle, with a chance of fog.
Where's the answer?
What's Sam's favourite weather?
I throatful of sausage, please.
What is your secret to a good morning?
That tree jumped right in front of me, I swear!
Why was I arrested for public indecency?
Matthew McCounaghey.
Who is the last man you'd ever want to have sex with?
I hate hipsters.
What is my outlook on life?
Feel the burn
What do you experience when I give you an Indian Spanking?
I guess I'd have to say Iceglow or Mercen-X.
Who would you want to bang the most?
House Stark.
SWEET Props on the Q, Pr00t-man!
Who would be the worst person to ever know?
GeNIUS!
If you were going to inappropriately place a lower case letter "e" in a word comprised solely of capital letters... which word would you choose?
Candles, tampons and dishwasher tablets
What is Bubba's ideal romantic gift to a lover?
Ouch!
What did I say (among other things) when I fell off that cliff?
Pop goes the weasel
What happened when the monkey chased the weasel around the cobbler's bench?
You are tearing me apart!
Who do you love more: me or yourself?
I can't work like this!
What would you exclaim if you had to dig to China with Tifa's Boobs?
It's been horrible.
How have your consultations with Sam been?
Ich bin krank.
How would you feel if Sam was your doctor? ;)
Well, your honour, I just had to literally throw the book at her. She was threatening to to chop my penis off.
What was Formalhaut's opening statement at the court case immediately following the events surrounding his first meeting with Sam.
Eighteen
Defence Lawyer: And, just how many times did Sam smack you round the head with a trout Bubba?
I'm petrified over it. I don't think I can cope.
What were Palom's last words to Porom?
Gargomel, Gandalf, Griffindor, and Grumpy
What was Formalhaut's reaction when Sam suggested inserting an umbrella up his arse then opening it?
No regrets whatsoever
What would Sam's husband stoically as they walk up the aisle?
MORE!!! OH MORE!!!!!
smurf all of you.
What does Formalhaut suggest Sam would do?
Cats robbing the cradle.
What will Sam's highly trained super ninja cats be able to do, alongside taking candy from a baby?
I'd hide.
What's the best way to avoid a psychotic duck?
Because you forgot to add the butter.
Why was last night so rough?
I'm up for that any day you want.
You, me? Doggy?
Uh... it's been okay I guess.
How your hemorrhoids been treating you?
...I'm out.
You in?
Let's go round town I think.
Where do you want to go looting tonight?
It just came straight off!
What did she say?
Cats.
This stew tastes a bit funny... what's in it?
Suffocation
What kinky foreplay gets you off?
Ants!
The name of our terrorist organisation is too long. What can we shorten the Angry Nuclear Terrorist Society to?
Absolutely!
Ain't I a stinker?
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/...991/v4rv4p.png
Pichu, definitely.
Which would rather visit: Machu or Pichu?
A Raichu!!!
If you were a pokémon what would you be?
Smores and pancakes.
What kinds of food do you regularly combine?
Oogie Boogiepop Phantom of the Cowboy Bebop
Not many people get this one: What does OBPCB stand for? It's not orange bananas play climb Bill.
Torture, slow painful torture
How would you like to suffer? :bigsmile:
The right door.
What did the pervert say when he stumbled into the women's locker room?
I really could start to get used to this.
What do you say the first time you smoke pot?
Too hot to handle
What is a flaming hot iron?
Probably once or twice at least.
How many times a night do you fap?
Slackers.
If you don't have at least 3 drinks, what are you?
A distinctive lack of pixels
What does a book have?
Haha! How did you know :shifty:
You're new here, aren't you?
Roses and tomatoes.
What two things must you never mix up when making a sald?
My tongue
What are all the ladies jealous of?
The color of vomit, mixed with yellow and green food coloring and Smirnoff
What did Sam serve you for a romantic meal?
Meat Feast!
What is a cannibal's favourite type of pizza?
I'd say about twelve
How many times have you gone to the toilet today?
Strawberry!
What do your nipples taste of?
I just use a towel.
You used what to cover yourself with?!
Livin la vida loca
You like what song from Ricky Martin?
I loathe you.
You said what to Ghandi?
Seven hundred
How many cats do you have?
A giant black fluff
You had sex with what?
exotic berry, pina colada, strawberry daiquiri, fuzzy navel, pomegranate raspberry,
How can you make the words fuzzy navel not fit into a set of words?
Blaring loud thuds
What sound does Bubba's huge number twos make when they are released?
I was definitely not happy when Aerith died!
What exactly were you thinking when you ran Aerith through with that Masamune?
Kate Beckinsale! ...or Rhona Mitra.
Who would you most like to see win in a naked mud-wrestling contest... and pray that it go the distance?
I'd use my left hand for that.
What would you do if your pickle was stuck in a pickle jar? :spin:
WHO ISsssss... Baht-man? :chuckle:
What question would you ask if you were a creepy weirdo... and you didn't know who Batman was?
I'd turn it over.
What if you were being stalked because you found a man's severed hand?
Correct, 4 beers.
How many beers does it take for you to shart your pants? Four?
:mwahaha:
What the smurf is that?
Truly a massive bong
What's that in your pants?
Erm, about a quarter to four.
What are the odds that soup is a drink?
coriander + stegosaurus
You need to match a spice and an extinct animal to market your new buisness, what do you choose?
Blame BoB.
Why did I make soup today?
Snails.
If you are French, what shall you eat?
Red Nose Day.
What is Formalhaut's sig all about?
Clearly, you have a severs case of the softness
What did Tifa say to Cloud on their first night together... right before she said "Don't worry, it can happen to any guy"?
Yellow
What is the most overrated song of the 00's?
Actually, in about six months.
The baby will be born in 9 months, right?
Marshmallows, marshmallows everywhere!
If you bought 100 packets of marshmallows, opened them all up and poured them over Mila Kunis' naked body... what do you think she would say?
I'd try to swim.
What if you were stuck in a lake of honey?
I think it was... :barf: scaphism.
How did that bloke who pissed off those Persians die?
He was asking for it, so I beat him half to death.
What did the Shamwow guy say when he was accused of nearly killing that prostitute(it was actually a man)?
Woo-Hoo!
What did palom say when porom had incestual relations with her?
Kefka's anal cramps
What reason does Kefka have to be such a dickhead?
Ravenous grizzly bears are mating with moose.
What sight confirms that you are no longer in the city?
Tea bag
What is the Mad Hatters curb-stomp trademark?
Samuel, David, Jeremiah, Zedekiah
Who were those amish fiends who burned our women and raped our churches?
Tiny wheelchairs and bandaged teddy bears flying through the air.
What is the end result of Cuddly Hospital jousting?
Black and green and wrinkly all over.