Today is Steak and Blowjob Day. Guys, are you girls treating you the tradition? I hope so. Girls, are you treating your guys to the tradition? If not, wtf is wrong with you? :colbert:
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Today is Steak and Blowjob Day. Guys, are you girls treating you the tradition? I hope so. Girls, are you treating your guys to the tradition? If not, wtf is wrong with you? :colbert:
i had meatloaf for dinner. that's the same animal as steak.
won't be participating in the other part though. :[
Nope it's Deus Ex day as far as I'm concerned
It's Spring Break, I am literally the only person on campus. Today is Fallout Day.
Vegetarians here. :) :cat:
Every day is steak and blowjob day in the Bunny household.
I got ground beef and some rolled eyes.
I'm jelly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
well that's not gonna help you during the second part of todayQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'm still waiting for my blowjob.
It was a disaster. She ate my wing wang and then blew a piece of steak.
If any of the guys need help with the BJ part, you know where I am. ;)
I got nothing on Valentines day so I'm not giving a BJ or cooking steak. :colbert:
a girl hasn't touched my penis in months
You think that's bad? A girl has never touched my penis :(
YEAH LIKE ALL THE WAY UP IN CANADA BROQuote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
too far to go when i can just, you know
I promise it is worth it. :D
What are you, ga--Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Ohhhhh, clever man!
I'm an 80's Sitcom character. I need new material. :(
Bish please. Make me a steak and a peach cobbler then we'll see about a bj. /whathaveyoudoneformelately ooo ooo yeah
Typical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
You first. :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
We went out to dinner and he doesn't much like steak... but I did the rest of it
Why would they put this on the same day as pi(e) day? I can only keep track of one holiday at a time. :mad2:
I think you could rename it to Steak and Peach Cobbler day without losing any of its meaning.
Nikki is sadly ignorant of this joyous holiday. An ignorance I shall now rectify...
*leaves*
...
...
She slapped me.
:cry:
Take it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
My heart breaks for you on this wonderous, yet ruined, holiday.Quote:
Originally Posted by CimTake it in stride, bro. I'm sleeping on the couch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
:smug:
If I tried this with Pike she'd tell me to smurf off. Not because she's got a problem with the day or anything, but no way is she going to spend time cooking or sexing when she could be playing videogames.
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Originally Posted by Pike
We heard, sorry mang.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
steak first, then BJ, then pieQuote:
Originally Posted by shion
the ultimate holiday
:colbert:
Wow. I went to a steakhouse for the first time in several months, but I didn't know about the holiday. Guess I have a sixth sense for steak related celebrations. Unfortunately no beej, but sex happened so ya
Apparently we have decided on pork chop and BJ day this weekend to make up for the fact that we didn't fully celebrate the day.
Sorry, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
I think shion and sharks are winning the thread at this point.
Well, I got one of these gifts at least.
(SPOILER)It wasn't the steak. :tongue:
rofl no
Telling me it's Steak and BJ way is a sure fire way to make me not want to perform at all :colbert:
It's steak and bj day?
Hope you know autofellatio.
Everybody shut up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
Too late man, the damage has been done!
:crying2:
Hey :doublecolbert:
Enough of this now
While eating a steak. I just hope none gets in the pee hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Ohh...oh that's just... you may have ruined steak for me.
Telling me it's your birthday is a sure fire way to make me not want to buy you presents. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
I don't want a present off you anyway! :triplecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Quinter WonderlandTelling me it's your birthday is a sure fire way to make me not want to buy you presents. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
One bj per year sounds sad. :/Quote:
Originally Posted by CimTypical woman, it's all about you you you (usually). All we men ask for is one bj a year, a week of them once a month 12 months a year, and whenever you don't feel like putting out. It's not like we're asking for a bj every day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Should I start asking for one a day, then? I've no idea the standard protocol for these sorts of scenarios.
As long as ice cream is involved. I've always wanted to eat ice cream and have oral sex. It's a goal of mine.
It's not like guys like Valentine's Day either. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Locky
I stopped observing this holiday when Hallmark took it and commercialized the hell out of it. :colbert:
I used to, when I was very thin. Now I'm too pudgy to be able to. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I was so in the spirit of this day that I hired Gordon Ramsay and a hooker. There was an... unfortunate... mix up.
the hooker tried to blow you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Worse, I told her I wanted it medium rare and it came back medium well.
the NERVE of some people. i hope you took care of that situation appropriately
Sounds like more of a psychotic Steak and BJ day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
That should be punishable by jail time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's Steak and BJ Day. Not Dead Cow and BJ day. :colbert:
If you aren't eating it blue rare-medium rare, you can gtfo, des Lauriers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Medium Well. Because I'm not a pre-civilization provincial who doesn't know what a grill is. :colbert:
a grill is a tool used to cook steak correctly, not burn it
what the smurf is the point of steak if you're just going to burn all the flavour out of it? cooking more than medium rare should be a criminal offence
Seriously. Frankly anything more than rare is questionable.
I like my food, y'know, cooked. :colbert:
That's not cooked. That's cremated.
laddy why not just eat charcoal
it tastes the same and is way cheaper than burning steak
YOU ARE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laddy
Ya bunch of Commies.
If not liking burnt food makes me a Communist, then I'm a proud Communist. :doublecolbert:
Only terrorists and terrorist sympathizers enjoy overcooked steak. Why do you hate America, Laddy?
The horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
We have a another Red Scare it seems. A Magenta Scare, if you please.
I will give a trout about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.
Though I did have Chateaubriand and sex yesterday. Does that count?
Much like Steak and BJ day, we celebrate Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day frequently.Quote:
I will give a trout about Steak and BJ Day when I hear about Ice Cream and Cunnilingus Day.
*also posts how wrong Laddy is*
I have to say Laddy might be more wrong about steak than lonny bob is about soup. At least lonny bob thinking soup is a drink doesn't actually ruin any food; he's just misidentifying it as a drink. Overcooking steak, on the other hand, certainly ruins it. This is just tragic. Cattle dying for the purpose of being consumed by humans must suffer from existential dread over the possibility that people won't even be able to taste the meat because they're overcooking it. Talk about dying for no purpose.
*sigh* another year..
This is the stupidest damn thing I ever heard of.
I know I have a fatboy spirit when the steak is giving me an erection more than the bj is.
Good Lord, what is wrong with me.
Hey, I take my steak Medium thank you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?
My steak is red
maybe sometimes blue
When we get into bed
You know what to do
Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something this guy made up.
Medium is overcooked.Quote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautHey, I take my steak Medium thank you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
About this steak and BJ day. Were a card to be made for it's celebration, how would the inside cute printed poem go?
My steak is red
maybe sometimes blue
When we get into bed
You know what to do
Not only have I never heard of it, it's probably something this guy made up.
It tastes great to me. Though I've always wanted to try Medium rare, though I don't want to spend money on something I might not enjoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I keep waiting for a friend or family member to eventually order a medium rare steak so I can sample it, but alas, nothing. :(
Go big or go home. Get it RARE like nature intended. :drool:
Not sure combining something chewie with a BJ is a good idea.
Girl might get confused and go chomping ;)
:eek:
Whoa there, change of plans, on S&BJ day we now kill it with fire until it's extra crispy.
The steak isn't for her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
NO UQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
A little biting goes a long way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
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Originally Posted by Tifa's BoobsThe horrible truth comes out: the gays do have an agenda. It's overcooking their meat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Lies, I know how to eat my steak. MEDIUM RARE though if it is more on the rare side, oh well. Also, really depends on the cut of meat. Different meat cuts take different cuissons. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by FormalhautIt tastes great to me. Though I've always wanted to try Medium rare, though I don't want to spend money on something I might not enjoy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I keep waiting for a friend or family member to eventually order a medium rare steak so I can sample it, but alas, nothing. :(
Also, Formy you can just order it medium rare and if you find it too bloody you can send it back and ask for it more cook. People do it all the time at work. :D
And I still made him drive me home and told him we should just be friends.
The steak or...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will
my hubby has a lot of making up to do, i've serviced him more than he's serviced me. So, he might get steak, but no bj :colbert:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmarkthe hooker tried to blow you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Just wanna remind everyone that Paul made this absolute banger of a joke and it somehow only got 1 rep, which was from me complaining that this joke didn't get enough rep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic