This is not the greatest spam thread in the world, this is just... a tribute. :cool:
Trio of Insanity Comeback Tour 9 years on.
THE HEART OF THE WALRUS
THE BRAIN OF THE PENGUIN
THE SOUL OF THE MONKEY
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...
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This is not the greatest spam thread in the world, this is just... a tribute. :cool:
Trio of Insanity Comeback Tour 9 years on.
THE HEART OF THE WALRUS
THE BRAIN OF THE PENGUIN
THE SOUL OF THE MONKEY
BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED...
is that what shoyku really looks like?
YESSS
man-tutu's are SUCH A TURN ON :excited:
wait that's a dude?
that is not a dude
you are troutting me
no
i will not believe
because i am not gay and let me tell you now I would snuggle her all the way to missourah
pix of psy in man-tutu plx
That is not remotely in the spirit of this thread! You're meant to be providing me with aid and assistance in rectifying my computerbox! :aimmad:
:mock::mwahaha::squee::drool::omghey::cheer::takeabow::roll::bounce::excited::smash::cheers::snuggle ::lovers::jokey::kiss::snog::squeeze::smooch::bow::joker::flirt::thumbsup::omg::monocle::screwy::cry ing::crying2::stare::pissed::bro::expee::blahblah::holmes::catfight::shoot::trout::penciltrick::leez a::objection::moogle::raichu::pinkelephant::whale::leo::dona::raph::mich::hattip::argh:
lol wat is this :argh:
I am sorry, I don't even
:omg:
give me gils
what, like a fish, or...?
hello my name is Roostos, aka Sadia, aka Sarbles, aka sord, aka Fiend, aka Astos, aka Denmark, aka Robin Hood, aka man who is not here.
gimme giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiils
what is gil for?
Exchanging for secret pleasures that dwell within the forum's secret underbelly.
Fwa, ha, ha!!!
Fungah!!!!
Your video didn't worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!
I DIDN'T SAY THIS WHAT IS THIS THIS PERSON IS NOT MEQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultros
i like the maps
Well I had to improvise in your absence didn't I!
i want five guys in my mouth
QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT THREAD HERE WE COME
dayum
daaaayyuuummm
DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUUUMMM!!!!!
what is youtube
like
where is the smurfing tube
i want the tube
CAN'T HUGE EVERY CAT???
what is that even meaning :| :| :|
I really love cats.
post joel video pls
I'm sorry I'm thinking about cats again.
i like the video game music on the maps in the videos game
:holmes:
oh viddy well, if it sparkles and pleases:
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY NINE YEARS AGO BUT NONE OF YOU WERE HAVING IT............ :monkey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
nana-nana boo boo
stick your head in doo doo!!
"They can take my life but they can never take my chocolate chip cookies!" ~ Joel Anthony Holmes, 2012.
"Her name is Wendy because she reminds me of the lady on the sign of the black food place."
is that the bastard gamer
i love that guy
He's Mr Bastard Gamer now. Don't need no "the" no more.
well of course he's the only one because who else would pick that name amirite
i assumed it was because he had married a fine lady (another thing i assume is that she has a laugh like the sound of a choking bird) and she took over his name in that age old tradition
i have to pee
GOSH I LOVE THAT JOEL HOLMES
oh sweet frankenberry, agent proto is online
YOU KNOW
the personage who enclosed the original maps!
WHAT DO WE DO
How do we prevent this encroaching menace?!!?
i wish you could smell what i'm smellin
mmm, mmm, mmm
OH MY DAMNQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
ATTACK HIM.
wait what are you smelling
is it a dishcloth?
it's a dishcloth, right
a loincloth :3
oh wait that's right
proto has no power and i have all of the powers ever
SHORTY SHORTY GRAB A FORTY
:joker:
wait
whose loincloth
this is an essential detail that makes or breaks the thread
*bushes rustle*
when maps first game our george bush was president
now it's bryan bush
or something
idk
you know who i mean
i'm backin up, backin' up, backin' up, backin up
cause my dammy taught me good
(i have your loincloth)
daddy screamed like a girl like ooh-oohQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
mi amigos, he's a hero :excited:
I got spurs that
Jingle
Jangle
Jingle
Last Tuesday morn I held a box containing a solitary centipede and of course - you know what I am like! - as I forcefully hurled the box at my cousin during her wedding vows the box burst open yet the centipede was nowhere to be found
what do you suppose happened to it
tell me a story. c:
why would you have a box with a centipede in it GROSSQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
boxes of human centipedes
i just felt a weight in my hands and suddenly it was thereQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfitwhy would you have a box with a centipede in it GROSSQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
i mean i'm not disagreeing with you here, why do you think i hurled it?
WASN'T OUT OF CHARITY I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT.
Human Centipede 4: The Dallas Years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
ahahahaha
aww. YOUR POOR COUSIN
i like when i refresh and a new page magically appears
well it turned out she wasn't really my cousin and it wasn't really a wedding - it was actually just the garbage man
it was a bit of a wacky mix up really
i like when i refresh and i suddenly feel the stars on my brow
i hope you at least gave the centipede a name
what if there wasn't really a centipede and it was just a spiritual metaphor from the heavens
you didn't consider that possibility did you
i would name him fred.
BYEBYE :(
SPAM.
As per Shay's request. And cause 'muuuurrrica
i would've named him jeff
boobs is here!
well I didn't name the little smurfer anything okay
stop trying to preach at me
when you're in a life-and-centipede situation like that you don't have time to think
the pressure is on and you JUST DO
i would've named him
AND THEN BURNED HIM
you didn't start the fire
CAN'T HUG EVERY CENTIPEDE
Human Centipede 5: Honolulu Hula Honeymoon
let's human centipede together :excited:
let's just go to arby's instead
BAM
FOOM
FOOM FOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
REALITY HITS YOU HARD BRO
why r u guys so racist
Wiggle jiggle yellow middle - that is the best of what you are. :colbert:
:snuggle:
i'm hungry, let's arby's nao
popular and perfect and so complete in every way! shalyn i really love you like the sky above :flirt:
and does that mean like
the sky loves you a whole bunch, or like, do I really love the sky
if you go to applebee's and ask for an apple and/or for bees they will give you a confused lookQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
false smurfing advertising i tell you what
http://www.iloveegg.com/e_character/eng_eggs.htm
not going to lie
this is amazing
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahaha oh myQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
i love myself
gross, tmiQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
IT MEANS YOU RLY LUV MEQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
:jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychoticgross, tmiQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
that doesn't sound like the kind of contract i'd sign
i'd sign it
AND LOVE MYSELF EVEN MOAR
i don't think that is e-appropriate, madam misfit!
I'M NOT AN APPROPRIATE PERSON~! :eyebrow:
I THINK THIS THREAD NEEDS AN ADULT
FIND ONE!!!
before it gets TOO NAUGHTY in here
I'm going to be 17 next month, eep!
omg so young and innocent
Post 100 in this thread and post 35,000 for me :)
lol psy is an admin this time, ahhh
wat is this, I don't even
can I has gil nao pls
but don't you see
THE GIL WAS INSIDE OF YOUR POSTS ALL ALONG
hhnnnngh
I wanna know what spam is!
I want you to show me!
SHOW ME WAT LOVE IS
it's the globules of cheese clinging to the hair of my sweaty armpit
That is almost as sexy as Joel's video
Hey it's Shauna!
Shauna's like, this person I've known for years, and she's on my MSN, LJ, XBL and so on, I think she's cool and I care about and take an interest in her doings, but I've never actually talked to her. I'm not even going to address her in this post!
Half off day at the ice cream place o lawd icceeee creeeaaamm caaaaaakeesss
Is it a cake with ice cream inside or ice cream that is cake flavour?
caeks with ice cream in it!
allllll fooor meeee
WHAT DID YOU DO
idkkkkkkkkkkkk wat doooooooo?!!!
I would do unforgivable things, Shalyn.
lyk wat
LIKE WHAT
Launch you into the very fiery heart of the Sun.
Because I'm so cold from the ice cream and you just wanna halp make me warm!
daw ur a gud frand!!!
I'm sensitive like a llama :)
oh my damn
what time is it
Soon you will acknowledge me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Very soon.
ADVENTURE TIME!Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
also tell shauna to stop being a blunderbuss
smurf my face SO EXCITE!!!
I shall not! She may blunderbuss all she plzs
smurf your face? I mean... alright, but like, is there a specific part? Like the ear, or...?
The ears yes, you know me so well! :excited:
We've been soulmates for at least eighteen minutes. :love:
The ear smurfing did it for me
What's your favourite colour of sock? :hyper:
~~~purple~~~
I have black and purple stripey socks :aimsun:
pix of sox pls
what is it with you and pix you horsefair
what is it with you and LACK OF PIX OF THINGS HUH
Touché :redface:
you hipsters you're more like pelvisters
yeah i smurfen went there
i don't care who hears what i have to say
im a number in the machine
teehee!
Don't take that tone with me! You need to go plug your nose up, pippi longstocking :colbert:
WHY DON'T YOU PLUG IT FOR ME
lol sicko
uhhhhh
the thing about that
your the one that said it, birdbrain
maybe get your own house in order before you jizzudge that which belongs to moi!
:nibbles:
i'm moving in a house next week!!! :excited:
STAY OUT OF MY NOSE
PERVERT
Maybe within your domicile you could keep ferrets, stoats, weasels, minks, polecats and Denmark!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
Got birds and squirrels out there? :>)
edit: they'd be roadkilled in no time I'm sure, all the fuzzy animals.
:>)
;>)
yea you right!Quote:
Originally Posted by MikztsuQuote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
Got birds and squirrels out there? :>)
edit: they'd be roadkilled in no time I'm sure, all the fuzzy animals.
:>(
poor frowny bird :(
I wish we were all frowny birds.
i have to pee again :(
i wish we were all smiling birds
and we had little bow ties
and we were all on rainbows
I want frowny birds in a basket!
OH MY GOD PSY.
I don't go by that name no more :cool:
That's a lovely picture. :love: I know you're all into cutesy stuff, and the rainbow idea is good. But better idea is, that we'd sit inside gift boxes or giant strawberries, only our heads being visible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
:>)
oh dammy, you are brilliant! :squeeze:
LET'S MAKE IT SO~!
can I just put you all into the boxes and then perhaps sell said boxes to Qatar for slave labour purposes? :excited:
WHAT KIND OF WEIRD FOREPLAY IS THAT
I dunno man, I can dig it.
says "PIX OF EGGS" girl :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
you dun even know what you could do with eggs!
take pix of them...?
BOIL 'EM MASH 'EM STICK 'EM IN A STEW
take pix... y-yeah...
Lurker Viewing Thread Technical issues in the installation of MAPS 2.0
ahahaha
whoever you are
Join EoFF! And post in this thread! :excited:
IT'SA BOT
it's alice
i miss mom and dammy :(
I miss Misfit :(
oh man me too she was the coolest :(
I wouldn't say coolest. Actually I wouldn't even say she was cool. Come to think of it, I don't miss her at all! :aimmad:
also oh man i have so many gils now! :excited:
SO MUCH PEER PRESSURE I'M TRYING TO WORK AND SHAY IS ALL LIKE "Spam if you love me" and i dooooo, so i muuussstt...Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
:( First world problems.
Don't spend it all at once! :jess:
TIT PIX PLS :excited:Quote:
Originally Posted by AgriasSO MUCH PEER PRESSURE I'M TRYING TO WORK AND SHAY IS ALL LIKE "Spam if you love me" and i dooooo, so i muuussstt...Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
:( First world problems.
wait alice joined a whole year before i did?! :O
She so old.
Alice is the hottest old b I've ever known!
someone once went YO DUDE YOU NEED TO GET A FACEBOOK and i was like why and they were like BAM ALICE IN A BIKINI and i was like whoa
I think it was Steve actually, he's been leching on our resident Canadigreek for as long as I can remember!
oohhhh yesssss
see! another reason to get a facebook! :excited:
bc boobs
also lol alice srsly has so many stalkers it's great
ahhahahahahha
Well it's not because I got to see without having an account anyway! I got to have the milk AND have sex with the cow for free! ...at least, I think that's how the popular expression goes.
but... what about all those secret pictures she has that you CAN'T see?
moar bewbs
Yeah I'm really going to sign up to Facebook just to look at photos of an attractive woman with her clothes off. :roll2
...
...
...
...
No, the expected punchline isn't coming. I really aint doin' it. :greenie:
I hate you all.
NO YOU DOOOOOON'T
I think you are a very good person to have around who brings energy and fun to proceedings. But you made some very bad life choices in regards to Steve. You and I both know you should've got a restraining order the second he spoke to you!
but srsly boob pix pls
There are many people I should have gotten a restraining order against. For example; Shay wants me to live chained up in her closet....Forever....
Also, i'm doing a photoshoot on my turn around so i'll have pics goddamn you.
I LOVE YOU PSY
You'd do well in the photo thread. I mean, that is pretty much the subtext behind every single post in there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Misfit
I know she's asking for boob pix but I'm wondering... could you show me some brain pix? Like, crack open your skull and show me that sexy lil brain I bet you got lurkin' down there? MMMM HRRRRRM :drool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
damnit sorry alice
you're more than just a nice brain!
i'm objectifying women again :whimper:
I SEE HOW IT ISQuote:
Originally Posted by Agrias
bitch.